The Blasphemy Thread

[Bray123]

 

[Hel_Books]

He works in mysterious ways.

He seems to be taking a lot of time off work lately . . .

 

[Hel_Books]

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No! Keep away from my toy box you pervert!

 

[Hel_Books]

Marvel Comics has announced a new female Muslim superhero who can fly.

Which is handy, because she’s not allowed to drive.

 

[Hel_Books]

Ramadan, putting the slim back into Muslim.

 

[Bray123]

 

[ll74]

Rrying to decide on a Christmas ugly sweater this year. This one is in the top five. Might be a bit too blasphemous for a steakhouse though.

 

[Rotadom]

Statue of Christ on the cross falls on priest's head, sending him to Jesus in a nanosecond.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/29173294445607659/?mibextid=9drbnH

Holy moly

 

[rgraham666]

The world's scientists got together and built the world's smartest computer.

The first question they asked it, "Is there a God?"

After a pause it replies, "There is now."