The Bitch Thread

A Desert Rose said:
Thank you ladies for the nice comments regarding my AV. It's funny how many ladies notice the change as opposed to the males...

Says something about my appeal, eh?
Or
lack of it.

LMAO

I think the last 3 all looked great.

:kiss:
 
I really hate child resistant caps and stuff. All my Rx's have come with those stupid things on them. And I keep forgetting to tell them to leave them off. The Chemo drugs came - get this - in 5 seperate bottles. One pill to each. (yea, I'm rolling my eyes.) And each bottle is a child resistant cap. I have to push down and turn at the same time.

Now come on... most of you know me. Am I really cabable of pushing down and turning at the same damned time?

NO.
 
Waaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
I didn't have enough money left after paying bills to buy BOTH Animaniacs and Pinky and the Brain. *sniff* :(
 
greenmands said:
Waaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
I didn't have enough money left after paying bills to buy BOTH Animaniacs and Pinky and the Brain. *sniff* :(
get Animaniaces first

"the brainbrainbrainbrain" :D
 
I was in a pretty scary car accident today. I was driving and this semi went into my lane and drove me off the road, I went into a ditch and hit this cement thing. Then I started having chest pains so K ran me into the ER. I'm fine - just badly bruised, and possibly with cracked ribs. I should not have gotten out of bed this morning.
 
A Desert Rose said:
I really hate child resistant caps and stuff. All my Rx's have come with those stupid things on them. And I keep forgetting to tell them to leave them off. The Chemo drugs came - get this - in 5 seperate bottles. One pill to each. (yea, I'm rolling my eyes.) And each bottle is a child resistant cap. I have to push down and turn at the same time.

Now come on... most of you know me. Am I really cabable of pushing down and turning at the same damned time?

NO.


I have found that the only people who can open child resistant caps are, well, children!
 
A Desert Rose said:
Honey, I need all the help I can get.

Seriously.

:kiss:

A lady in distress!

I'm about 24 hours away, this time tomorrow then, Eb, you need a camera, or do you have one you will bring? :rolleyes:
 
graceanne said:
I was in a pretty scary car accident today. I was driving and this semi went into my lane and drove me off the road, I went into a ditch and hit this cement thing. Then I started having chest pains so K ran me into the ER. I'm fine - just badly bruised, and possibly with cracked ribs. I should not have gotten out of bed this morning.
Wow Grace... you've had a couple of scary accidents, haven't you?

I'm glad you're well enough to be here and post, at least. Stay well. :kiss:
 
graceanne said:
I was in a pretty scary car accident today. I was driving and this semi went into my lane and drove me off the road, I went into a ditch and hit this cement thing. Then I started having chest pains so K ran me into the ER. I'm fine - just badly bruised, and possibly with cracked ribs. I should not have gotten out of bed this morning.

Oh shit!

I relieved to know you are OK.

Bet you will be very stiff and sore in the morning. Do you ever take salt water soaks?
 
graceanne said:
I was in a pretty scary car accident today. I was driving and this semi went into my lane and drove me off the road, I went into a ditch and hit this cement thing. Then I started having chest pains so K ran me into the ER. I'm fine - just badly bruised, and possibly with cracked ribs. I should not have gotten out of bed this morning.

There aren't very many things scarier than a semi coming toward you! I hope you recover soon!

Eb
 
A Desert Rose said:
Wow Grace... you've had a couple of scary accidents, haven't you?

I'm glad you're well enough to be here and post, at least. Stay well. :kiss:

Thank you. :kiss: and *hugs*

Shankara said:
Oh shit!

I relieved to know you are OK.

Bet you will be very stiff and sore in the morning. Do you ever take salt water soaks?

I take epsom salt soaks, and I fully intend to take one. I've also got a script for ibuprofin, and a script for vicodin. I will take the ibuprofin, but not he vicodin (it just irritates my colon). Thanks, though.

Ebonyfire said:
There aren't very many things scarier than a semi coming toward you! I hope you recover soon!

Eb

I must admit, I cried. I cried for about a half an hour and it was more fear that I was crying about. I think I had a full blown panic attack, cause I was having chest pains around my heart - the cop on the scene called an ambulance. Now I'm just mad. That fucker didn't even stop to see if I was ok. Stupid son of a bitch.
 
graceanne said:
Thank you. :kiss: and *hugs*



I take epsom salt soaks, and I fully intend to take one. I've also got a script for ibuprofin, and a script for vicodin. I will take the ibuprofin, but not he vicodin (it just irritates my colon). Thanks, though.



I must admit, I cried. I cried for about a half an hour and it was more fear that I was crying about. I think I had a full blown panic attack, cause I was having chest pains around my heart - the cop on the scene called an ambulance. Now I'm just mad. That fucker didn't even stop to see if I was ok. Stupid son of a bitch.


Jeez, I hope you are not in shock! Take it easy, please!
 
graceanne said:
I take epsom salt soaks, and I fully intend to take one. I've also got a script for ibuprofin, and a script for vicodin. I will take the ibuprofin, but not he vicodin (it just irritates my colon). Thanks, though.

Massive doses of the ibuprofin should help in a little time.

I stay away from vicodine - I like how I feel when I take it waaayyy too much for my own good. When I take it I can walk on water - well I think I can anyway.
 
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