The Bitch Thread

tealsphynx said:
he hasnt learned to draw yet...he still eats crayons

awwwwwwww no really.......smiles

Ahhh play doh time me thinks ;)

He is just under 12 months if am I correct........thought I read that somewhere
 
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Hey, I just figured out what the title of this thread means. :D

I thought it meant that.... well never mind :rolleyes:
 
Shankara20 said:
Hey, I just figured out what the title of this thread means. :D

I thought it meant that.... well never mind :rolleyes:

oi sunshine remember Miss Rebecca is in "walk the fine line' mode this morning :D
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
oi sunshine remember Miss Rebecca is in "walk the fine line' mode this morning :D

why do you think I did not finish that last line?

self preservation took over. :kiss: :kiss:
 
Now I have a bitch ~ I totally fucked up my long hair last week by having it permed. Grrrrrrrrrrr :mad:

My hair is naturally straight and limp, and I was so tired of it just 'hanging lifeless'. In the past, perms have been great ... but this one SUCKS. My hair is so frizzy, it sticks out like I've got an afro from the 1970's.

Please, please ... tell me there is a hairdresser on this thread that can give me some hints or tips on what to do. My hair is all one length, a little past my shoulders. I'm seriously contemplating cutting it all off in order to fix the frizzies and poofs :(
 
Shankara20 said:
honesty - refreshing :kiss:

I can be a bitch myself :kiss: :kiss:
Feels good sometimes to be a bitch, doesn't it? :)

(that is, until the paddle cracks across my ass, then I begin to rethink my bitchy behavior
)
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
awwwwwwww no really.......smiles

Ahhh play doh time me thinks ;)

He is just under 12 months if am I correct........thought I read that somewhere
He's 15 1/2 months. So funny to watch. he likes to suck the ink out of markers too.. :rolleyes: I think he'd like pllaydough. I was going to make a bag of slurry flour to let him squish and play with without making a huge mess.
 
Love*Spell said:
Now I have a bitch ~ I totally fucked up my long hair last week by having it permed. Grrrrrrrrrrr :mad:

My hair is naturally straight and limp, and I was so tired of it just 'hanging lifeless'. In the past, perms have been great ... but this one SUCKS. My hair is so frizzy, it sticks out like I've got an afro from the 1970's.

Please, please ... tell me there is a hairdresser on this thread that can give me some hints or tips on what to do. My hair is all one length, a little past my shoulders. I'm seriously contemplating cutting it all off in order to fix the frizzies and poofs :(
Well, there's a cure, but you have to be naked, bound and gagged and I'll take it from there. It won't do anything for your hair, but you won't care.

Seriously, don't cut your hair. I love long hair. Oh, short hair is OK, but it's so difficult to get a good hand full, when you're on your hands and knees, getting your ass fucked.
 
DVS said:
Well, there's a cure, but you have to be naked, bound and gagged and I'll take it from there. It won't do anything for your hair, but you won't care.

Seriously, don't cut your hair. I love long hair. Oh, short hair is OK, but it's so difficult to get a good hand full, when you're on your hands and knees, getting your ass fucked.
*sighing* You're right ... with thoughts like that in my mind, I don't care about the hair!
 
tealsphynx said:
He's 15 1/2 months. So funny to watch. he likes to suck the ink out of markers too.. :rolleyes: I think he'd like pllaydough. I was going to make a bag of slurry flour to let him squish and play with without making a huge mess.

ohhhh cool...... I have nieces in an age group that permits me to 'play' without some one slipping me a white coat that fastens at the back.

Play Doh rocks ( I am imagining slurry flour is similar ) because you can use kitchen utensils in it if it has not been corrupted by some pervert to date...........smiles

I bet you anything Betticus might be encouraged to sit down and play making cakes and stuff with the bub...................and we want pictures please ( not of bub of course for obvious safety reasons )
 
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Shankara20 said:
honesty - refreshing :kiss:

I can be a bitch myself :kiss: :kiss:

Ohh just saw this Shank ...... I have never considered myself a bitch to be honest.....if someone gets 'told' by me they in fact have earned the numerous points to merit it....if I was wrong ......well thats yet to happen.....smiles sweetly

Actually I would apologise dammit :rose:
 
Ooooh that tweaks my staircase slantways. I am trying to get money for school and fastweb.com referred me to a take surveys for money thing. No prob. Get selected for being a mystery shopper. K, great. Fill out this offer, no problem.....Oh, fucking wait, yeah there is. If you're going to fucking advertise 4 magazine subscriptions for $27+fees Put in the goddamn terms of service that the fees are over $10 per magazine. Then when you tell me my credit card was declined and I check my bank I better not fucking see a charge from your company for 65 fucking dollars. Oooh if I have to get Army Legal on this one I'm sending this company 6feet under and belly fucking up!:mad:
 
tealsphynx said:
Ooooh that tweaks my staircase slantways. I am trying to get money for school and fastweb.com referred me to a take surveys for money thing. No prob. Get selected for being a mystery shopper. K, great. Fill out this offer, no problem.....Oh, fucking wait, yeah there is. If you're going to fucking advertise 4 magazine subscriptions for $27+fees Put in the goddamn terms of service that the fees are over $10 per magazine. Then when you tell me my credit card was declined and I check my bank I better not fucking see a charge from your company for 65 fucking dollars. Oooh if I have to get Army Legal on this one I'm sending this company 6feet under and belly fucking up!:mad:

Hey, you wan' i should go an' take care of dis? *snaps gum*
 
graceanne said:
Hey, you wan' i should go an' take care of dis? *snaps gum*
They already have a livid voice message from me stating that they'll be hearing from me. I'll be calling back tomorrow and I WILL take it to legal if they give me any shit. The last thing any company wants is a lawyer, let alone a military law office, calling and taking care of it. If I have to pull in legal they will NOT be a happy company.
 
tealsphynx said:
They already have a livid voice message from me stating that they'll be hearing from me. I'll be calling back tomorrow and I WILL take it to legal if they give me any shit. The last thing any company wants is a lawyer, let alone a military law office, calling and taking care of it. If I have to pull in legal they will NOT be a happy company.

LOL You go girl. Let em have it.
 
It isn't the charges you should be worried about, it's the constand SPAM in your e-mail that I find crappy.
 
Private_Label said:
It isn't the charges you should be worried about, it's the constand SPAM in your e-mail that I find crappy.
yeah but I can delete spam and write to they're cancellation company and if the spam doesn't stop I can take that to legal too. I can't remember the name of the law...i think it's something like Canned Spam or something and it requires that mass mailing things have an option to opt out. I like legal :nana:
 
One of those days where the kids have turned into pure devils :mad: and i feel like pulling my hair out....so they are both in bed taking a nap and i am looking for my sanity..."anybody seen it running around here??" :eek:
 
Those morons that I was pissed at yesterday proved to be even more stupid. They said that 'yes' my card was declined and "well there shouldn't be a charge on your account" DUH. then they said "well, if you fax a copy of your current bank statement, or a printout of your online bank page to Mr. X he can send you a refund for the full ammount." Ooooh yeah. All kind of red flags going on in my head on that so I called my bank's fruadulent transaction office and they advised that I wait 3 business days to see if the charge does in fact go through and if it does to call them and they'll send in they're bullies to take care of it. :nana: I've got the bank on my side!!!
 
Go to the doctor, go to the doctor, that's what ever one says all the time to me.

Well I did go and I feel worse now!

I'm so frustrated.

*screams*

I need to go away somewhere quiet where I can just be someone's cherished little girl and comforted.

I need to cry big ugly sobs.

I'm so fucking tired.

I'm doing everything damn thing I can think of to feel better but is it working? No.

Fury :rose:
 
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