The Bitch Thread

[brioche]

I don't mind painting. I mind cleaning the fridge. Doing laundry. Cleaning something else. Tidying. And I have to do it more often than painting. Maybe that's why I like painting better

Do you know what really sucks about painting? Having someone paint the hall twice and then leave the ladder near your bedroom door so that when you are going back to your bedroom after a pee break at 6 am you kick it and either break or sprain your toe. Yesterday. I had to get an Xray because I need to know if it's broken or not. And now I need to keep elevating it for God knows how long in the class. Apparently they don't do anything for broken toes anyway.

Thanks bunches, Dad.

 

[graceanne]

Do you know what really sucks about painting? Having someone paint the hall twice and then leave the ladder near your bedroom door so that when you are going back to your bedroom after a pee break at 6 am you kick it and either break or sprain your toe. Yesterday. I had to get an Xray because I need to know if it's broken or not. And now I need to keep elevating it for God knows how long in the class. Apparently they don't do anything for broken toes anyway.

Thanks bunches, Dad.

Ouch! *hugs* Go kick your dad with your other foot - you'll feel a lot better.

 

[FurryFury]

Oh no!

You poor thing!

*HUGS*

Fury

 

[chris9]

Do you know what really sucks about painting? Having someone paint the hall twice and then leave the ladder near your bedroom door so that when you are going back to your bedroom after a pee break at 6 am you kick it and either break or sprain your toe. Yesterday. I had to get an Xray because I need to know if it's broken or not. And now I need to keep elevating it for God knows how long in the class. Apparently they don't do anything for broken toes anyway.

Thanks bunches, Dad.

Ouch.
Make your dad run around getting stuff for you all the time when you're at home (like now on the weekend). "Dad, I'm really thirsty, could you get me a glass of ice tea? You know, I really shouldn't go myself, because I broke my toe, because YOU left the ladder."

 

[Bandit58]

Do you know what really sucks about painting? Having someone paint the hall twice and then leave the ladder near your bedroom door so that when you are going back to your bedroom after a pee break at 6 am you kick it and either break or sprain your toe. Yesterday. I had to get an Xray because I need to know if it's broken or not. And now I need to keep elevating it for God knows how long in the class. Apparently they don't do anything for broken toes anyway.

Thanks bunches, Dad.

Sympathies I broke a toe a few weeks ago it was 3 weeks before I could walk without pain It still aches when I've been on it for too long. Try buddy taping it, that helped me heaps

 

[MzDeviancy]

God DAMNIT!

I just broke one of my brand new fucking nipple clamps!

My first pair, I was so excited, and then the pin popped out and now I can't get the flippin spring thingy back in.

*cries*

 

[graceanne]

I just broke one of my brand new fucking nipple clamps!

My first pair, I was so excited, and then the pin popped out and now I can't get the flippin spring thingy back in.

*cries*

Bummer. Can you return them and get ones that WORK?

I've got a LOAD of bitches. So yesterday was my daughters first soccer game, right? Well guess what? You can't get the address's to schools anymore. So I spent most of the morning trying to figure out where the place was. Finally I decided that since the school is called Highland something or the other I'd just drive up and down Highland Blvd and see if it's there. I went to go get my keys and could not find them. I STILL can't find the freaken things. So obviously A missed her game. I missed a big family thing I really wanted to go to. Then today I laid down for a nap and woke up cause my foot was hurting. Somehow or the other I cut up my heals really bad. I have absolultey no recolection of what I did. (Which is weird, these are not the kind of cuts you forget.) Either way I'm already getting an infection, so as soon as the kids go to sleep I gotta soak it in epsom salts, or I'll get blood poisoning AGAIN. grr I should not have got up today.

 

[brioche]

I kind of liked the on-call doctor system - when your doctor is not on, having another doctor see you - but now I think they suck.
I got a call on Thursday - "Your culture came back for strep, you need to be on antibiotics." I'm thinking - culture? Oh, they must mean the culture I had done on EASTER SUNDAY. They're supposed to take three days.
this could kind of explain why I was looking at myself in the mirror the other day and musing that I looked like shit. It was the purple under the eyes that did it. Also, not caring that I looked like shit as well. the thought process was:
"Hey I look kinda bad. Under my eyes is purple. Maybe it's the way my head is tilted - no, now I look worse. That can't be good. Maybe I should eat something. Huh."
I even tried having soy milk for breakfast in case that was why I was tired (I'm not a breakfast eater).
Maybe within the next few days I'll stop coughing up chunks of stuff.
I called them back and told them I wanted my Xray results back and nobody called them with them. So they're calling around trying to get them. As far as I know they've called the place directly, since they've called me to confirm where I've got it. So it's not my doctor per se that's screwing up, but the on call system is.
The toe's still sore, but not like before, so I've decided it's not broken.
This could also explain why the kids in my class keep getting sick. Technically, I've been infectious this whole time.

Cutest quote of the week: "Miss "brioche," did you know?"
"Know what, T---?"
"That I love you."
"I love you too, sweetie."

 

[leeroy jenkins]

Not sure how worthy this is to bitch about but today I was climbing over a waist high chainlink fence and for some reason decided it would be fun to ram the metal through one of my fingers on my left hand. Not super painful as things go but a inconvinence none the less.

 

[graceanne]

Not sure how worthy this is to bitch about but today I was climbing over a waist high chainlink fence and for some reason decided it would be fun to ram the metal through one of my fingers on my left hand. Not super painful as things go but a inconvinence none the less.

Um, leeroy, hon? Don't do that - it hurts.

*shakes head* Kids . . . gotta tell 'em everything. *sigh*

 

[leeroy jenkins]

Um, leeroy, hon? Don't do that - it hurts.

*shakes head* Kids . . . gotta tell 'em everything. *sigh*

It was not my plan to have to literally pull the metal fence from my finger... Rember mommy I am still your elder if just by a few years.

Maybe next time I can try a cooking skuer(sp).

 

[graceanne]

It was not my plan to have to literally pull the metal fence from my finger... Rember mommy I am still your elder if just by a few years.

Maybe next time I can try a cooking skuer(sp).

Yeah, you maybe be older, but I know not to put a piece of metal fence up my finger.

 

[leeroy jenkins]

Yeah, you maybe be older, but I know not to put a piece of metal fence up my finger.

What can I say I liked needle play so much I just had to try something bigger. This is my curse wierd shit happens to me all the time.

 

[brioche]

You WERE the one who decided that climbing over a high chain link fence was a good idea.
I mean, I don't even climb over low chain link fences. I have been known to catch students around the waist when THEY are climbing low chain link fences (which are high to them because they are four). It's just one of those bad ideas.

 

[leeroy jenkins]

You WERE the one who decided that climbing over a high chain link fence was a good idea.
I mean, I don't even climb over low chain link fences. I have been known to catch students around the waist when THEY are climbing low chain link fences (which are high to them because they are four). It's just one of those bad ideas.

It was wiast high for me, its like one of those accidents where you have done something 99 times with no ill effects but the 100th time is where you get it.

Will just have to be a bit more careful the next time..

 

[*curious*]

I have a b*tch which may be a blessing in disguise.

I quit my job on Wednesday. My boss and I had a difference of opinion- I kept having a huge issue with my paychecks bouncing; he kept saying "Well if the money isn't there, there isn't much I can do about it. I'll fix it in a few days..."

Um yes, actually there was something you could have done.

When you say you'll start coming into work at 8am every day because you know your business needs attention- it would help to not wander in around 11, stay 15 minutes, then "run errands" for the next 3 hours before going home. If you're always off doing "stuff" you aren't making $$ for your business.

If you want online sales (my job) to be of the utmost importance, and put all my online inventory in storage (saying you'll be responsible to retrieve it)- you could actually *gasp* support me in a 'ship within 48 hours' policy. (As of Wednesday we still had orders he'd been promising to get me from the wharehouse for 16 days). Filling orders makes customers happy; happy customers spend $$.

If it is important to you that images for Ebay sales (again- my job) to have fabulous images because images make $$ on Ebay- don't be such a cheap jerk. I used Irfanview to edit photos for 9 months. Then he said "I got Photoshop Elements!" Um... no. He got a free 30 day version of Photoshop elements. Sales went up... the trial ran out. I went back to Irfanview. (*I* bought Photoshop Elemnts for myself because images on Ebay are so important. If *I* could suck up and invest $100 to make money, he could have.)

If online sales (again- my job) are so danged important and of "the highest priority"- don't inform me of that fact, then pile on so many side tasks (which you complain prevent you from focusing on online sales) that I am unable to attend to online sales. If I can't list things on Ebay and other venues, I can't make $ for you.

GAH!

Whew! That felt nice.

The blessing is that 10 days before I quit I started selling vintage lingerie on Ebay. At this point it looks like (if I work hard), that will maybe keep me afloat short term (maybe long term). In my first week I did 100% sell through; 80% profit; and gained 2 clients. Plus I get to play with pretty frilly prissy things, and support cross dressers. Hip hip hooray for kinky people!

(I won't spam the board, but if anyone wants my vintage lingerie ID on Ebay, I'd be happy to provide it by PM. )

 

[His_pita]

My bitch is that I miss my Master!!! I mean I really miss him!! It's only been the 2nd day of a total of 11 that he will be away. It's the first time since getting together two months ago that we have been apart more then an couple of hours. I feel like a piece of me is missing. I hate that he is so far away and that I only get to talk to him occasionally. I didn't sleep hardly at all last night because I am used to being curled up next to him. I want my Daddy back!!!

Ok, off to study and get over myself.

 

[raven2]

I have a b*tch which may be a blessing in disguise.

I quit my job on Wednesday. My boss and I had a difference of opinion- I kept having a huge issue with my paychecks bouncing; he kept saying "Well if the money isn't there, there isn't much I can do about it. I'll fix it in a few days..."

Um yes, actually there was something you could have done.

When you say you'll start coming into work at 8am every day because you know your business needs attention- it would help to not wander in around 11, stay 15 minutes, then "run errands" for the next 3 hours before going home. If you're always off doing "stuff" you aren't making $$ for your business.

If you want online sales (my job) to be of the utmost importance, and put all my online inventory in storage (saying you'll be responsible to retrieve it)- you could actually *gasp* support me in a 'ship within 48 hours' policy. (As of Wednesday we still had orders he'd been promising to get me from the wharehouse for 16 days). Filling orders makes customers happy; happy customers spend $$.

If it is important to you that images for Ebay sales (again- my job) to have fabulous images because images make $$ on Ebay- don't be such a cheap jerk. I used Irfanview to edit photos for 9 months. Then he said "I got Photoshop Elements!" Um... no. He got a free 30 day version of Photoshop elements. Sales went up... the trial ran out. I went back to Irfanview. (*I* bought Photoshop Elemnts for myself because images on Ebay are so important. If *I* could suck up and invest $100 to make money, he could have.)

If online sales (again- my job) are so danged important and of "the highest priority"- don't inform me of that fact, then pile on so many side tasks (which you complain prevent you from focusing on online sales) that I am unable to attend to online sales. If I can't list things on Ebay and other venues, I can't make $ for you.

GAH!

Whew! That felt nice.

The blessing is that 10 days before I quit I started selling vintage lingerie on Ebay. At this point it looks like (if I work hard), that will maybe keep me afloat short term (maybe long term). In my first week I did 100% sell through; 80% profit; and gained 2 clients. Plus I get to play with pretty frilly prissy things, and support cross dressers. Hip hip hooray for kinky people!

(I won't spam the board, but if anyone wants my vintage lingerie ID on Ebay, I'd be happy to provide it by PM. )

Sorry your ex boss was such an idiot. Glad to hear your ebay stuff is going well

 

[chris9]

My bitch is that I miss my Master!!! I mean I really miss him!! It's only been the 2nd day of a total of 11 that he will be away. It's the first time since getting together two months ago that we have been apart more then an couple of hours. I feel like a piece of me is missing. I hate that he is so far away and that I only get to talk to him occasionally. I didn't sleep hardly at all last night because I am used to being curled up next to him. I want my Daddy back!!!

Ok, off to study and get over myself.

I'm sorry It's hard to miss the one you love, and sleeping alone is so not fun.
Try to do stuff. Stay active. Meet people, work a lot, clean, sing, so fun things. Or, if you're a reader, take your favorite book and read it again, it will take you away from your life into fantasy world where there is no pita and no Joe and no missing. (That's what I do when life doesn't work out like it's supposed to)

 

[Bandit58]

My bitch is that I miss my Master!!! I mean I really miss him!! It's only been the 2nd day of a total of 11 that he will be away. It's the first time since getting together two months ago that we have been apart more then an couple of hours. I feel like a piece of me is missing. I hate that he is so far away and that I only get to talk to him occasionally. I didn't sleep hardly at all last night because I am used to being curled up next to him. I want my Daddy back!!!

Ok, off to study and get over myself.

Master and I have been separated a few times since we got together 2 years ago. A few of those have been hospital stays, and I saw Him every day, but it was hard to go home alone and sleep in a lonely bed.

Twice I had to fly back to New Zealand for two weeks at a time, when my father was ill and when he died last year. Even though I was staying with family, and got to see my kids again, I missed Master dreadfully. I did have computer access so we were able to exchange emails and PMs and chat on msn and Yahoo. He would have been with me if He had been able to travel, but is unable to for health reasons. So we made a point of some daily contact even just a short email, so I knew He was ok.

Count the days gone, not the ones still to come. It helped a lot I also remembered what He said to me before I left - He took my hand and placed it on His chest and told me I was in His heart no matter where I was, and we would see each other soon. Yes I did cry with loneliness a couple of times but I knew He was thinking of me just as much as I thought of Him.

You will both get through it, hang in there

 

[DVS]

I have a b*tch which may be a blessing in disguise.

I quit my job on Wednesday. My boss and I had a difference of opinion- I kept having a huge issue with my paychecks bouncing; he kept saying "Well if the money isn't there, there isn't much I can do about it. I'll fix it in a few days..."

Um yes, actually there was something you could have done.

When you say you'll start coming into work at 8am every day because you know your business needs attention- it would help to not wander in around 11, stay 15 minutes, then "run errands" for the next 3 hours before going home. If you're always off doing "stuff" you aren't making $$ for your business.

If you want online sales (my job) to be of the utmost importance, and put all my online inventory in storage (saying you'll be responsible to retrieve it)- you could actually *gasp* support me in a 'ship within 48 hours' policy. (As of Wednesday we still had orders he'd been promising to get me from the wharehouse for 16 days). Filling orders makes customers happy; happy customers spend $$.

If it is important to you that images for Ebay sales (again- my job) to have fabulous images because images make $$ on Ebay- don't be such a cheap jerk. I used Irfanview to edit photos for 9 months. Then he said "I got Photoshop Elements!" Um... no. He got a free 30 day version of Photoshop elements. Sales went up... the trial ran out. I went back to Irfanview. (*I* bought Photoshop Elemnts for myself because images on Ebay are so important. If *I* could suck up and invest $100 to make money, he could have.)

If online sales (again- my job) are so danged important and of "the highest priority"- don't inform me of that fact, then pile on so many side tasks (which you complain prevent you from focusing on online sales) that I am unable to attend to online sales. If I can't list things on Ebay and other venues, I can't make $ for you.

GAH!

Whew! That felt nice.

The blessing is that 10 days before I quit I started selling vintage lingerie on Ebay. At this point it looks like (if I work hard), that will maybe keep me afloat short term (maybe long term). In my first week I did 100% sell through; 80% profit; and gained 2 clients. Plus I get to play with pretty frilly prissy things, and support cross dressers. Hip hip hooray for kinky people!

(I won't spam the board, but if anyone wants my vintage lingerie ID on Ebay, I'd be happy to provide it by PM. )

It's always good to get things off your chest, so to speak. Just writing things out can relieve mountains of stress. Even if nobody else reads them, just the action of writing them down on paper will be enough. Stress is a bad thing and it makes for a shorter life. So, anything you can do to get rid of that stress, is always a good thing.

Now, for some reason I'm wishing I was a cross dresser in search of some pretty frilly prissy things. Are your frocks modeled by live female models, by chance? Even though I'm not a cross dresser, I like to see pretty women in frilly, prissy things. I am a hetrosexual male, after all.

 

[shy slave]

My bitch is that I miss my Master!!! I mean I really miss him!! It's only been the 2nd day of a total of 11 that he will be away. It's the first time since getting together two months ago that we have been apart more then an couple of hours. I feel like a piece of me is missing. I hate that he is so far away and that I only get to talk to him occasionally. I didn't sleep hardly at all last night because I am used to being curled up next to him. I want my Daddy back!!!

Ok, off to study and get over myself.

Being apart sucks but there are some good points.

You get the TV remote, you can lounge about and eat chocolate all day, you leave the cleaning until a couple of hrs before he is back, you can bitch to your friends about missing him whilst your curled up on the sofa, choc in one hand, wine in the other, watching American Idol.

Then, when he comes back, you can throw yourself into his arms, sob how much you missed him and demand (in a submissive way, of course) to be petted and pampered.#

Well, it works for me

 

[brioche]

I was so happy to get this job in February and worked so hard to do a good job and now I don't get to keep it. I have to start over somewhere else in September. I also have to go to interviews to do this. I have had 4 interviews and 3 were unsuccessful. I haven't heard from the last one.
I am also having pain in my joints that migrates from one joint to another. Sometimes it's only for a day. Sometimes it's longer. This is painful and not good and I don't know what's going on and my doctor doesn't either.
I think we need a sniffly crying smilie. I don't get this way often but I'm like it now.
I feel like things got better just so I could be kicked in the teeth again.
Worst of all I have to work for the next five weeks knowing I won't be back and not being able to tell the parents.

 

[graceanne]

*great big hugs for brioche* I'm sorry you're having such a crappy time. Wanna cookie?

As for my bitch:

IT IS FUCKING 84 DEGREES HERE.

You folks who live in Arizona and New Mexico are CRAZY.

Fucking weather.

edited to add: Oh, and D (my three year old) burned the shit out of his foot last night. I was making the kids a cup o' noodles and he grabbed it off the counter and spilled it on his foot. I did all the stuff you do for burns (cold water, aloe vera gel, etc), and it didn't seem to be blistering, so I decided to wait till today and just take him to his doctor. This morning it was swollen and blistered, so I made him an appointment. Evidently I should have taken him to the ER. But he's already on antibiotics for an abcess that was on his foot, so they gave me a script for some special burn ointment, and showed me how to wrap it (evidently I was wrapping it too tightly), and told me to try and keep it elevated. They also said that if shows any sign of infection to bring him RIGHT in. So now I get to spend the next ten days trying to keep a hyperactive 3 year old calm. Joy.

 

[leeroy jenkins]

*great big hugs for brioche* I'm sorry you're having such a crappy time. Wanna cookie?

As for my bitch:

IT IS FUCKING 84 DEGREES HERE.

You folks who live in Arizona and New Mexico are CRAZY.

Fucking weather.

edited to add: Oh, and D (my three year old) burned the shit out of his foot last night. I was making the kids a cup o' noodles and he grabbed it off the counter and spilled it on his foot. I did all the stuff you do for burns (cold water, aloe vera gel, etc), and it didn't seem to be blistering, so I decided to wait till today and just take him to his doctor. This morning it was swollen and blistered, so I made him an appointment. Evidently I should have taken him to the ER. But he's already on antibiotics for an abcess that was on his foot, so they gave me a script for some special burn ointment, and showed me how to wrap it (evidently I was wrapping it too tightly), and told me to try and keep it elevated. They also said that if shows any sign of infection to bring him RIGHT in. So now I get to spend the next ten days trying to keep a hyperactive 3 year old calm. Joy.

I feel for you Grace about the kiddom issue but 84 degrees where is the injustice??? You know what sucks how about it looking like it will rain and having that rain in the air smell without guess what. No rain.

Brioche may I ask why you can't tell the parents?? I do hope you can find another position that you actually want to do instead of on that you have to take just so you have a job.

I feel like things got better just so I could be kicked in the teeth again. Worst of all I have to work for the next five weeks knowing I won't be back and not being able to tell the parents.