The Bitch Quiz

[lovetoread]

Surely no one on here could be considered one.


Bitch Quiz




My results...165

Just a sample of my answer:

141-210: GENIUS
CONGRATULATIONS! You are a very certified bitch! You might not know your place at all times, but a man's place, THAT you know!

I am shocked! Me? A bitch?

 

[*bratcat*]

Shoot...I need more practice...where are the night classes?

 

[Guest]

I scored a 75.
And that's barely stable..lol

71-140: STABLE


*Edited because I'm slow.

 

[Guest]

I wonder if there are bitch classes I could take. I want to excel at everything!

 

[MissTaken]

I knew I make a lousy bitch!

50:

50-70: MEDIOCRE
Well, what can we say? You have too many dreams and too many men in them. Those two items do NOT go well together in a woman's world. You sometimes take what you think is rightfully yours, but if a man (snort) happens by and tells you it's a mistake only SOMETIMES you argue -- if the man has a reasonable argument, you give in. You have low expectations and think of cross-dressers as "really cool". You are loyal to your women friends, but then again, your big mistake is that you are loyal to men. You are too sympathetic for your own good and this will not get you any. Um, I mean anyWHERE. You are not a good example of a bitch.

Ummmm anything less than 50 is considered a "Total Idiot." I am not sure I like the sound of that lol

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Damn it...I got an 80. I am going to rectify this ASAP... The day is very young here... I still have plenty of time to make a few fellas cry.

 

[lovetoread]

Damn it...I got an 80. I am going to rectify this ASAP... The day is very young here... I still have plenty of time to make a few fellas cry.

Ya know....

I am thinking that you all didnt choose the really gory answers huh?

 

[juicylips]

I am a 65.


MEDIOCRE???? WTF???


I demand a recount

Cassidy

 

[Wiggles]

0-49: TOTAL IDIOT

Your Score : 5

Your Total : 85

Geeeez! Where did YOU come from?! No no no, not what city, I meant what PLANET? Here on earth they stopped making them like you AEONS ago because your kind represents a GRANDE danger to the women's liberation movement (mainly because you DON'T move). You are HAPPY about man's existence, you are hung up on traditionalistic experiences, have the beliefs of a 15th century woman, believe men have equal rights, still believe in romance, believe in a simple life (with a man, ugh!), appreciate men's trivialities (ie: sports, male bonding, all that petty stuff), you believe you should change your shape in order to be appreciated by a man, you are too darn sympathetic and weak, you lack inner strength, you trust men and like the "his and hers" thing and you believe it is OK to support a man. In other words, your life is a total banality and you lack a working brain. You are an idiot and and a disgrace to any bitch. On your way out, will you please exit our planet?

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Ya know....

I am thinking that you all didnt choose the really gory answers huh?

Do You think for good measure I should take it one more time?


Morgy

 

[Wiggles]

I feel like I got a compliment, and banged on the head at the same time...

And I was so hoping to be a bitch...

 

[MidnightAngel]

Score: 71 -- "Stable".

Stable?? ME??? Yeah, Right

I demand a recount!! I AM a bitch; really I am!!

 

[MidnightsBlue]

I scored 100

71-140: STABLE
You know where your place is, but the thing is, you DOUBT a man's place, and you deserve a whacking for that. You are in touch with yourself, but only when you are in the shower -- you lack the guts to tell a man HOW to be in *touch* with YOU. Although most of the time you are tough as hell, you sometimes become corny if a man says the right words -- you are weak. Big slip there. READ ME: they are ONLY using you! One thing we give you is that you have a sense of style, and do not allow your man to be a kitchen utensil (this doesn't mean that you don't KEEP him there). You know you deserve riches but you lack the guts to make a man get them for you. You know how to pick your victims but you don't dare torture them. Slouching like a man is something you've perfected, and you should be darn proud of it -- if you pay a bit more attention, you will end up inventing the penis-shaped remote control, and thus free us all from the "his and hers" stigma. You know how to get rid of your problems (men), you just don't always have the heart, and the thing is, when it comes to men, you should NOT have one at all. You can get where you want, if only you'd be more of a bitch...

 

[morninggirl5]

Somehow I doubt anyone who really knows me would believe this bitch score. But I'm gonna use it as one more bit of proof that I'm really an angel.


Your Total : 45

 

[CelestialBody]

Your Total : 80

 

[wildone28]

I scored a 50..I thought I was bitchier then that..LOL

50-70: MEDIOCRE
Well, what can we say? You have too many dreams and too many men in them. Those two items do NOT go well together in a woman's world. You sometimes take what you think is rightfully yours, but if a man (snort) happens by and tells you it's a mistake only SOMETIMES you argue -- if the man has a reasonable argument, you give in. You have low expectations and think of cross-dressers as "really cool". You are loyal to your women friends, but then again, your big mistake is that you are loyal to men. You are too sympathetic for your own good and this will not get you any. Um, I mean anyWHERE. You are not a good example of a bitch.

 

[SweetBrat73]

I don't know if I should be offended or not!!! LoL

Your Score : 5

Your Total : 35

0-49: TOTAL IDIOT
Geeeez! Where did YOU come from?! No no no, not what city, I meant what PLANET? Here on earth they stopped making them like you AEONS ago because your kind represents a GRANDE danger to the women's liberation movement (mainly because you DON'T move). You are HAPPY about man's existence, you are hung up on traditionalistic experiences, have the beliefs of a 15th century woman, believe men have equal rights, still believe in romance, believe in a simple life (with a man, ugh!), appreciate men's trivialities (ie: sports, male bonding, all that petty stuff), you believe you should change your shape in order to be appreciated by a man, you are too darn sympathetic and weak, you lack inner strength, you trust men and like the "his and hers" thing and you believe it is OK to support a man. In other words, your life is a total banality and you lack a working brain. You are an idiot and and a disgrace to any bitch. On your way out, will you please exit our planet?


Brat

 

[SweetBrat73]

0-49: TOTAL IDIOT

Your Score : 5

Your Total : 85

Just looked at your scores again...because mine was Total Idiot too. But I think you are looking at the wrong total...don't you take the thing that says Your Total to figure out what you are???

If ya do...ya don't have to feel so bad LoL I think the 85 means your stable


Brat

 

[Caria Knight]

Wow

A lousy 65 for me. Guess I'm not as mean as they think I am.

 

[Starfish]

75

Fuck. I need to work on that.

It said something about me getting a good whack. Who is going to administer the whacking?

Please?

 

[Sabineteas]

120---stable.....ahhh, talk to my therapist for God's sake.

I need to take this again........

Arrggggg

 

[LadyDarkFire]

It Works!

Your Total : 170
What's it all mean?
141-210: GENIUS
CONGRATULATIONS! You are a very certified bitch! You might not know your place at all times, but a man's place, THAT you know! You don't let any man belittle you with petty compliments -- should they dare throw one at you, you shoot them on sight. Very good. You've been very well trained. You know when to squeeze the balls and when to let go. You know when to tell what man WHAT. You don't believe in sappy holidays, instead, you firmly believe that all women are created un-equal to men, of course, and that we deserve gifts and a fortune EVERY day of our lives. You know a man's true personality, so you know the devil, and you know the way to handle him is with a knife while he unsuspectingly sleeps. You know that men were born to be slaves and that the fact that they are not is just a temporary mistake of nature, a glitch in the system. You know when to sympathize (never) and when to give back (always, as long as it involves a "HA! So HOW does it feel?!") and moreover, you know that no one will blame you if you get even because... you are a bitch!

 

[Silverlily]

210, but I'm in a really foul mood.

Take a peek around the site, it's pretty funny. To steal a quote - "To all my exes - why should I suffer when you can do it for me?"

 

[alltherage]

110 but i think i need a recount. My less than enthusiastic additude toward men altered my answers. It is a genetic condition brought to evidence by spending my entire life in the presense of inferior examples of the male species. In addition, I suspect that my ex husband had a hand in formulating the quiz. Yep, pretty sure old sure shot had a hand in it. yep yep.