The best wedding proposal contest!

[VaticanAssassin]

How did you/you significant other propose?

I will judge the best proposal and will of course be completely arbitrary in my decision. Girls that post pictures of there tits will naturally get extra points. The winner will receive a picture of my cock.....

To set the bar I will start:

Took her skydiving for the first time. Had pre arranged a huge sign saying " will you marry me" to be spread across the landing zone along with flowers and champaign. I jumped first and solo while she had to go tandem, so I was on the ground, unhooked and on one knee well before her. A friend jumped with her and filmed the whole thing from plane to ground.

 

[phrodeau]

How did you/you significant other propose?

I will judge the best proposal and will of course be completely arbitrary in my decision. Girls that post pictures of there tits will naturally get extra points. The winner will receive a picture of my cock.....

To set the bar I will start:

Took her skydiving for the first time. Had pre arranged a huge sign saying " will you marry me" to be spread across the landing zone along with flowers and champaign. I jumped first and solo while she had to go tandem, so I was on the ground, unhooked and on one knee well before her. A friend jumped with her and filmed the whole thing from plane to ground.

Maybe she thought her tandem partner was asking.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Maybe she thought her tandem partner was asking.

Well he was a pretty good looking ex French paratrooper, so maybe.....

 

[sweepthefloor]

He will drag me kicking and screaming to the conjugal bed. After brutally popping my emotional cherry-- He will say: You will marry me. I will say: ok.

 

[blunt_trauma]

every proposal i've had has been your standard one knee in the lounge/dining room/bar. i've never felt like accepting though. i don't think i'd like a grand, public gesture and the accompanying pressure to accept.

 

[warrior queen]

every proposal i've had has been your standard one knee in the lounge/dining room/bar. i've never felt like accepting though. i don't think i'd like a grand, public gesture and the accompanying pressure to accept.

How many have you had?

The two I've had both were done in intimate settings - I agree that done in public would almost obligate a yes.

 

[blunt_trauma]

a few...

 

[VaticanAssassin]

a few...

Lit proposals do not count

 

[blunt_trauma]

Lit proposals do not count

i don't think i've had any

 

[LadyFairfax]

I just say, "Bitch, either we're engaged or you have to go sleep in your own room."

 

[thør]

I remember a wedding where the groom and best man were to arrive via chute. The best man did. The groom bounced.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

i don't think i've had any

Giving the typical Lit male poster I believe you should count your blessings....

 

[HoHoBomb]

A friend bought his bride-to-be a Hermès franchise.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I just say, "Bitch, either we're engaged or you have to go sleep in your own room."

and I say ok...fuck you hard, then disappear in to the night as you sleep off your multiple orgasms.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

A friend bought his bride-to-be a Hermès franchise.

Post pictures of your tits and I will announce you the winner....

 

[LadyFairfax]

and I say ok...fuck you hard, then disappear in to the night as you sleep off your multiple orgasms.

You have a fairly high opinion of yourself.

Nobody who misuses an ellipsis, does not capitalise 'OK', fails to use quotes for speech and misspells 'into' is ever going to find my orgasm.

 

[English Lady]

He was fucking me at the time.

He asked if I wanted to marry him, I said yes.

or

My pavlova was so tasty he got down on one knee and proposed after eating it.


You decide which is the real proposal folks!

 

[VaticanAssassin]

You have a fairly high opinion of yourself.

Nobody who misuses an ellipsis, does not capitalize 'OK', fails to use quotes for speech and misspells 'into' is ever going to find my orgasm.

Ha! I would ask my assistant to proof my post here, but it could be considered inapropriate......

FYI: you spelled capitalise wrong...... and no, z to s is not a common typo.

 

[LadyFairfax]

Ha! I would ask my assistant to proof my post here, but it could be considered inapropriate......

FYI: you spelled capitalise wrong...... and no, z to s is not a common typo.

What exactly is an 'inapropriate'?

I shan't bother with U.K. variant spellings.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

What exactly is an 'inapropriate'?

I shan't bother with U.K. variant spellings.

you are smart... figure it out...ok?

 

[JohnnySavage]

This thread is dripping in estrogen.

 

[Disgustipated]

You have a fairly high opinion of yourself.

Nobody who misuses an ellipsis, does not capitalise 'OK', fails to use quotes for speech and misspells 'into' is ever going to find my orgasm.

He's a fucking moron.