The best thing anyone has ever said to you

[Cheyenne]

Did you buy them ice cream or pizza after that one?

Probably not. I have gotten that comment from them numerous times. It's usually because we are going to Florida, a favorite restaurant, an amusement park, etc. and their friends are jealous. These kids know that I spoil them rotten.

 

[sweepthefloor]

"You are like a virus, eating me inside. You are in my bones."

 

[BossMan62]

My niece telling me I was her favorite uncle, although she was 43 years old at the time.

 

[Sean]

"You don't sweat much for a fat bloke."

 

[clutch1]

Some child in China thinks you're the best dad in the world?

That woman lies, the kid doesn't even look like me.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

A woman much older than me taught me "everything I needed to know" about sex. Years later, I happened to run into her in a bookstore. We ended up having coffee together and I thanked her for her time and patience in showing me the ropes. She smiled and said "Don't think for a second it was one-sided...You gave me the best sex I'd ever had".

I thought for a second she was kidding me...

was this your paternal or maternal grandmother?

 

[pink]

When my daughter tells me how much she misses her old mom. She is 2 hours away from me in college.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

"Don't go away mad; just go away."



It's not easy being me.

 

[CandiCame]

"Stupid fucking fag slut"

It's all about context- it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

 

[fgarvb1]

OK.

Yes I will sign the divorce papers!