The best thing about being a woman...

[whtwlf1790]

Getting attention,

 

[ydahecnot]

Oh yes, well there is that too..flash of stocking anyone?

Grrrr....melt

 

[ToysAreUs]

multiple orgasms

The best response so far.

 

[Wolfias]

Thankfully the women are the ones dealing with pregnancy, if men had to we'd quickly invent birth pods.

 

[rbijon]

What is the best thing?.....how about you get to tease Pirates?

 

[ydahecnot]

If men got pregnant, they would growl and brag about how many days of labor they had. And ice cream and pickles would be replaced by beer and jalapenos

 

[may_I_please]

If men got pregnant, they would growl and brag about how many days of labor they had. And ice cream and pickles would be replaced by beer and jalapenos

So they'd be women then

Morning sunshine

 

[may_I_please]

The best thing about being a woman is ...morning snuggles

 

[stickygirl]

BTAW is the kinda innocent look we make when we're giving blow jobs. Also we remember when your mother's birthday is AND buy the present. Plus we have a tissue in our handbag when it's needed

 

[Wolfias]

With the hideous amount of pain women go through in labor? No mans going to get pregnant and brag about it. An emergency UN scientific conference would be held immediately to find an alternative solution lmao!

 

[Lia Monde]

The best thing about being a woman ... is the plethora of erogenous zones scattered all over our bodies. Each provides endless avenues to a range of profound pleasures by itself and in combination.

 

[Aquagal]

Multi O's

Soft skin

Boobs

Fingernails for scratching backs...and gently, balls.

 

[janeyl]

BTAW is the kinda innocent look we make when we're giving blow jobs. Also we remember when your mother's birthday is AND buy the present. Plus we have a tissue in our handbag when it's needed

Fuck...I'm an epic fail as a woman...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

We smell divine.

 

[prdigy666]

There's one best thing about women? I could think of 10 lol God fucking bless y'all

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Multi O's

Soft skin

Boobs

Fingernails for scratching backs...and gently, balls.

HA HA--balls, yes.

 

[Aquagal]

Fuck...I'm an epic fail as a woman...

+1...

 

[prdigy666]

Multi O's

Soft skin

Boobs

Fingernails for scratching backs...and gently, balls.

There's 4 right there... Thank you Aquagal lol

 

[tributemisty]

I think the best thing about being a woman is shoes and making cocks hard

 

[Bitesback]

The whole poem is beautiful, but for the purposes of this thread and site, I'll post just one part.....From one phenomenal woman, Maya Angelou, “Phenomenal Woman” from And Still I Rise. Copyright © 1978 by Maya Angelou.


Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can’t touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them,
They say they still can’t see.
I say,
It’s in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.

 

[stickygirl]

Fuck...I'm an epic fail as a woman...

Noooo ... that's a thing we say too much. Never do the fail thing!!

 

[Mindfondler]

... is that it's so easy to manipulate men who still behave like little boys.

Oh yes, well there is that too..flash of stocking anyone?

Oooh... yes please!

*offers all of his sweets [candy] with goggle-eyed anticipation*

With the hideous amount of pain women go through in labor? No mans going to get pregnant and brag about it. An emergency UN scientific conference would be held immediately to find an alternative solution lmao!

If the world were run by women, then something would have been done by now about the pain of new shoes.
.

 

[SmileyGirl]

The best thing about being a woman is....

Shoes and boots...handbags...nails and nail varnishes (sooo many pretty colours)
Multiple O's with Oh myyy god's hehe
LBD's and bang bang shoes...yup I said shoes again.
Girls nights out....girls nights in ♡
No babies for me yet but I think it's the most amazing miracle
Women's intuition, our mind. Seduce our mind, you have our heart,
Or at the very least you turn our head.

Ohhh multi tasking we're shit hot at that!!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Breastfeeding.

Pretty much a win-win situation for everyone involved.

 

[stickygirl]

Breastfeeding.

Pretty much a win-win situation for everyone involved.

gah
( this is a good noise btw. I haven't found a better way to write "a complete loss of words when you feel something strongly" x )