The best thing about being a woman...

Having a flat tyre and just knowing you will never have to change it yourself

Knights of the road ...womankind salutes you (even though I'm perfectly capable of doing it ...I just don't wanna ;))
 
The ability to flash a little cleavage or thigh and smile while you get a warning for the 4 tickets you actually deserve.

not that I've evah done that ;)
 
Best Thing About Women....

.....are the breasts. If men had huge breasts, we'd be playing with them all the time......and smiling!
 
Noooo ... that's a thing we say too much. Never do the fail thing!! :eek:

Darling...see smiley faced smiley as a clue...it was a joke...:kiss:

I never say it unless presented with indisputable evidence...;)
 
You get all the best PMs.
Full of creativity, style and class.:D
 
Darling...see smiley faced smiley as a clue...it was a joke...:kiss:

I never say it unless presented with indisputable evidence...;)
Sorry :eek: did I have my fem-police hat on? Guess I'm a bit hyper about stuff...

Anyway, maybe I should mention the power of making a guy come and then turn to putty in your hands after ?:)
 
Sorry :eek: did I have my fem-police hat on? Guess I'm a bit hyper about stuff...

Anyway, maybe I should mention the power of making a guy come and then turn to putty in your hands after ?:)

By putty do you mean snore? :D

Generally they're putty before, after a couple of orgasms they're unconscious :devil:
 
By putty do you mean snore? :D

Generally they're putty before, after a couple of orgasms they're unconscious :devil:

Especially if they've been drinking. I have a bad story about that. *blush* Younger days.

I agree, though... moreso putty before, though sex does bring about a calm after that can tame us men a bit, too.
 
Hip shakin lap dancin hair tossin grin flashin fun.

And draping oneself in cheap jewelry.
 
The best thing about being a woman .... is you never need an excuse to buy that darling outfit that will be perfect for work, and play, and that party that's coming up, and....
 
The best thing about being a woman is having so many tools and wiles to persuade a man to do the right thing to please you.
 
Perfume (men's cologne all smells the same to me)

And the sex toys are sexier.

And we don't have balls.
 
pink lip gloss
that hints to the shade of our pink panties
that hint to the shade of our pink...
 
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