The Bermuda Triangle of Relation Ships.

[Lancecastor]

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Will your Relation Ship sail through these waters unscathed this year?

Discuss.

 

[Mia62]

My ship sails alone so there is no impending disaster on the horizon.

 

[Nora]

As long as he doesn't give me knives again for Valentine's Day, sure.

 

[bknight2602]

Who knows? Only the Shadow and he's not telling.

 

[plasticman33]

Bermuda Triangle? The sunken city of Atlantis!!

 

[Lancecastor]

Bermuda Triangle? The sunken city of Atlantis!!

Ha!

I don't think I've had a date on Valentine's day in oh...6 years?

 

[Mia62]

Ha!

I don't think I've had a date on Valentine's day in oh...6 years?

Aww...you poor baby. Maybe you should invite someone out this year? I have a feeling they are all too ascared to ask you.

 

[RegisteredTroll]

And she's off..................

Look out Lance, you're gonna be notch number 1,345

 

[Sillyman]

Everything seems fine now.

 

[Mia62]

And she's off..................

Look out Lance, you're gonna be notch number 1,345

Get the count right, asshole. Jeez...haven't you read The Bathroom Wall?

And who said I was offering??? He does have other women in his harem, ya know.

 

[Lancecastor]

I don't think I've had a date on Valentine's day in oh...6 years?

Correction...one of those years a couple bought me an escort and had her pose as their friend as a surprise setup dinner date for the evening.

 

[RegisteredTroll]

I stand corrected...3,145.

And you're right, he does have other "women" in his harem. But you're the only......adulterous whore, to quote another poster

 

[Sillyman]

Correction...one of those years a couple bought me an escort and had her pose as their friend as a surprise setup dinner date for the evening.

Well that's sweet. Nice to have friends at least.

 

[Lancecastor]

Well that's sweet. Nice to have friends at least.

Isn't that a tender story?

When I found out how much they'd spent on her, I nearly flipped...I told them that a pair of Bose 901's would have been even more er, touching.

 

[Freya]

Come to TO Lance, I'll let you buy me dinner this Valentine's Day.

I'm such a giving soul.

 

[Sillyman]

Isn't that a tender story?

When I found out how much they'd spent on her, I nearly flipped...I told them that a pair of Bose 901's would have been even more er, touching.

And you would have had something still after the night was over. Still, it's a great thought. My mom was pushing me to call an escort service for the longest time. Now that is depressing, let me tell you.

 

[Mia62]

I stand corrected...3,145.

And you're right, he does have other "women" in his harem. But you're the only......adulterous whore, to quote another poster

Good point...thank you for reminding me that being a single woman automatically makes me adulterous...even without having sex with anyone. Wow...whatever would we do without your wonderful words of wisdom???

 

[Lancecastor]

He does have other women in his harem, ya know.

Speaking of my harem, I must bugger off and get ready to go pick up this evening's arm candy!


HNY to you Mia and to you Registered Troll!

Lance

 

[Mia62]

Speaking of my harem, I must bugger off and get ready to go pick up this evening's arm candy!


HNY to you Mia and to you Registered Troll!

Lance

Have fun tonite! HNY to you, too. May I call you the next time I feel like being adulterous...er, I mean...adventurous?

 

[Guest]

Have fun tonite! HNY to you, too. May I call you the next time I feel like being adulterous...er, I mean...adventurous?

Yes, but not while I'm sleeping.

When I'm awake, I'm on-line.

 

[ksmybuttons]

I'LL SAIL MY SHIP ALONE
Written by S. Nathan, H. Thurston, H. Bernard & M. Burns

(As released by Patsy Cline, October 28, 1963)

We've been sweethearts for so long
But now you say we're thru
The love we shared is now a memory
I have built a ship of dreams
And planned them all for you
But now I guess what is to be, will be

CHORUS:
I'll sail my ship alone
With all the dreams I own
Drifting out across the ocean blue
Yes, I'll sail my ship alone
Tho' all the sails you've torn
And when it starts to sinkin'
I'll blame you

Now, I gave a message to the wind
To take back home to you
Hoping you would hear my S-O-S
I thought that you would come back home
My darlin', if you knew
How much my achin' heart was in distress

Well,
REPEAT CHORUS

© Fort Knox Music & Trio Music Co. (BMI)

Transcribed from Patsy Cline recordings.
Verified at Patsified!
You may only use these lyrics for private study, scholarship or research.

Nah...words don't work with me. I like having a mate. We like doing the bermuda triangle together. Less individual work...symbiotic.