The Bases are Loaded

[Isabella Thorne]

ok ... what is up with comparing making love to a baseball game? ... lol ... no seriously ...

i could never figure out what is what ... for instance is:

First Base: kissing?
Second Base: petting with clothes on?
Third Base: petting without clothes on?
Home Run: intercourse?

... is that right? i have no idea ...

and where does oral sex come (lol) in anyways ... what base is that?
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Who's on First?

 

[Ambrosious]

Oral Sex

It's a fly ball.

If she swallows, she's batting "clean-up".

When a guy goes down, it's a foul ball.

 

[Silverlily]

Re: Oral Sex

When a guy goes down, it's a foul ball.

Does FG know you call it that?

 

[Ally C]

Oral sex ...

... it's a matter of taste.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Re: Oral Sex

When a guy goes down, it's a foul ball.

ewwwww Ambrosious ...

well I would just never allow you to eat me now after what you said ... lol ... no seriously ...
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Take me out to the ball game
Take me out to the crowds
(that's for exhibitionists and voyeurs i think) lmao

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Put me in Coach...I'm ready to play!

Associations are made between sex and baseball  because the players include a man with a big, hard bat and free flying balls and a girl who catches the pitches he makes. Plus after balking once or twice he runs towards her, makes a shortstop and goes for the double play. He steals her heart and then slides into her mound!

SCORE!

 

[DarkAngel]

I have been on the bench for the last two years...

 

[*bratcat*]

not me...

 

[Jake2001]

I guess Cheyenne plays right field, Laurel plays left, genderbender is always pitching, Lil-Brandi calls a lot of the plays (maybe she is the head coach), and KillerMuffin throws the best straight balls I've ever seen.

Who do you think makes up the balance of the Lit team?

 

[double16in]

Sex and baseball

As I recall that fine game of youth (and older years)...first base was the kiss....second base was your hand on her breast....third base was your hand between her legs (no panties on)....and home plate was...well, you know what that was!! No wonder it's America's pastime!