The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

and, you get a safe landing on the shore next the mill.

I put in a pre-programmed GPS.

programmed for the second star to the right.

I put in a Navigation Error

 

[YoursSINSerely]

programmed for the second star to the right.

I put in a Navigation Error

and, you go to the moon, Alice! To the moon!

I put in a rerun of a honeymoon tale.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, you go to the moon, Alice! To the moon!

I put in a rerun of a honeymoon tale.

I leave the TV switched off.

I put in a new screen

 

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Puts in thread Jack,

Vending machine spits out Giant OUT OF ORDER SIGN!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Puts in thread Jack,

Vending machine spits out Giant OUT OF ORDER SIGN!

I put in a universal self-repairing vending machine sub-routine...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I leave the TV switched off.

I put in a new screen

And, wow, man! It's like the 52 inch size. It's freakin huge!

I put in a pair of 3D glasses.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, wow, man! It's like the 52 inch size. It's freakin huge!

I put in a pair of 3D glasses.

and the sight of a giant Anaconda coming towards you is enough to make you RUN!


I put in a pair of inverted lenses.

 

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and the sight of a giant Anaconda coming towards you is enough to make you RUN!


I put in a pair of inverted lenses.

YES I got the right prescription...oh wait... I can't wear them...
I put the inverted lenses back...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

YES I got the right prescription...oh wait... I can't wear them...
I put the inverted lenses back...

and a pair of perverted lenses are delivered to your door.

I put in a third eye...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and a pair of perverted lenses are delivered to your door.

I put in a third eye...

and, I can see exactly where you are now.

I put in a can of sugar coated pecans.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I can see exactly where you are now.

I put in a can of sugar coated pecans.

and the machine says, "Give it to me straight. I don't need any sugar coating; I can take the truth."

I put in a drama queen...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the machine says, "Give it to me straight. I don't need any sugar coating; I can take the truth."

I put in a drama queen...

and, I can tell you the bear was this big and he had ferocious looking teeth. He seemed to be about ten feet tall when he stood on his hind legs and my legs couldn't carry me fast enough, so I jumped into the brook and swam across and he must have lost my scent. I sat and just rested on a log, trying to catch my breath. My clothes were wet and clung to every curve of my body. My nipples could be seen through my sheer linen blouse. But, I made it home. I'm fine.

I put in a white towel.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I can tell you the bear was this big and he had ferocious looking teeth. He seemed to be about ten feet tall when he stood on his hind legs and my legs couldn't carry me fast enough, so I jumped into the brook and swam across and he must have lost my scent. I sat and just rested on a log, trying to catch my breath. My clothes were wet and clung to every curve of my body. My nipples could be seen through my sheer linen blouse. But, I made it home. I'm fine.

I put in a white towel.

and the bear hurries over, thinking you've finally surrendered.

I put in Davy Crockett's Brown Bess...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the bear hurries over, thinking you've finally surrendered.

I put in Davy Crockett's Brown Bess...

and, at the bottom of the picture it's been autographed by Fess Parker.

I put in a racoon--tail intact.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, at the bottom of the picture it's been autographed by Fess Parker.

I put in a racoon--tail entact.

and I join it for a bit of crawfish pie by the lake.

I put in a jambalaya...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I join it for a bit of crawfish pie by the lake.

I put in a jambalaya...

And, the guy on the float keeps tossing beads to you.

I put in a banjo.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, the guy on the float keeps tossing beads to you.

I put in a banjo.

and Bascom Lamar Lunford's spirit seranades you with his version of Li'l Margaret.

I put in a Foggy Mountain Breakdown...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and Bascom Lamar Lunford's spirit seranades you with his version of Li'l Margaret.

I put in a Foggy Mountain Breakdown...

and, it can be heard all the way to the Kentucky bluegrass hills.

I put in a natural bridge (a small vending machine size souvenir).

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, it can be heard all the way to the Kentucky bluegrass hills.

I put in a natural bridge (a small vending machine size souveneir).

and on the other side is an entrance to the Luray Caverns.

I put in a day's drive along the Blue Ridge Parkway...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and on the other side is an entrance to the Luray Caverns.

I put in a day's drive along the Blue Ridge Parkway...

and, I wanna go.

I put in a bottomless tank of gas.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I wanna go.

I put in a bottomless tank of gas.

and we get to drive right through the Smokies and beyond.

I put in a few nights at the Cherokee Casino...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and we get to drive right through the Smokies and beyond.

I put in a few nights at the Cherokee Casino...

and, I pack my quarters and silk nightie.

I put in a very entertaining two nights at the casino.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I pack my quarters and silk nightie.

I put in a very entertaining two nights at the casino.

and you get to spend your winnings in the special leather section in the back of the souvenir shop.

I put in a very interesting evening...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get to spend your winnings in the special leather section in the back of the souvenir shop.

I put in a very interesting evening...

and, I forgot to pack the camera for the interesting parts.

I put in a morning hang/bend over.