The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

And you wake up early to watch a magnificent sunrise over an awe-inspiring landscape.

I put in a group of hikers out for a 15-mile trek

and they meet a mule who isn't giving up the trail.

I put in a side trip to the Cadillac Farm...

 

[1sickbastard]

and they meet a mule who isn't giving up the trail.

I put in a side trip to the Cadillac Farm...

And you get a picture of yourself staning in front of a half buried, pink '59 El Dorado.

I put in a trip to that Amarillo streak house with the 5lb steak

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get a picture of yourself staning in front of a half buried, pink '59 El Dorado.

I put in a trip to that Amarillo streak house with the 5lb steak

and you ask for seconds.

I put in a very interesting hitch-hiker at the NM border...

 

[Black13]

And you get out the spade shovel from your trunk for the third time this week.

I put in all my chips after getting a queen high straight on the flop.

 

[pathology_liz]

And you get out the spade shovel from your trunk for the third time this week.

I put in all my chips after getting a queen high straight on the flop.

Everyone else goes all in with dog hands and all the chips/crisps/french-fries are pushed across the table towards you.

VM exchanges all your cashed in chips for a 1966 Ferrari 275 GTS with the top down and we all go on a picnic with Terry Thomas driving and a wicker basket strapped to the boot. (circ. 1968)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Everyone else goes all in with dog hands and all the chips/crisps/french-fries are pushed across the table towards you.

VM exchanges all your cashed in chips for a 1966 Ferrari 275 GTS with the top down and we all go on a picnic with Terry Thomas driving and a wicker basket strapped to the boot. (circ. 1968)

and the picnic gets rained out in a downpour of nostalgic tears.

I put in a Glory Days thread...

 

[Black13]

And you get out Bruce Springsteen.

You put The Boss back in...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get out Bruce Springsteen.

You put The Boss back in...

and the workplace gets unionized.

I put in the Ballad of Joe Hill...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the workplace gets unionized.

I put in the Ballad of Joe Hill...

The Bill for the ammunition is still unpaid. . . .

I put in a glass of fresh Orange Juice.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The Bill for the ammunition is still unpaid. . . .

I put in a glass of fresh Orange Juice.

and Carmen Miranda shimmies her way through your parlour.

I put in a night at the Copa...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and Carmen Miranda shimmies her way through your parlour.

I put in a night at the Copa...

and, the cabana boy delivers the drinks to my room.

I put in a pair of sunglasses.

 

[1sickbastard]

and, the cabana boy delivers the drinks to my room.

I put in a pair of sunglasses.

and you get Timbuk 3 singing "The Future's so Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades".

I put in a goldfish which is hiding Lincoln Logs in a sock drawer...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get Timbuk 3 singing "The Future's so Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades".

I put in a goldfish which is hiding Lincoln Logs in a sock drawer...

and the video goes viral on youtube.

I put in a few songs of the Lincoln Brigade...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the video goes viral on youtube.

I put in a few songs of the Lincoln Brigade...

And Robin Hood's "merry men" choir entertain the troops for a while.


I put in a suit in Lincoln Green

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And Robin Hood's "merry men" choir entertain the troops for a while.


I put in a suit in Lincoln Green

and find a suitor in Bowling Green.

I put in an arm wrapped 'round a pretty little gal...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and find a suitor in Bowling Green.

I put in an arm wrapped 'round a pretty little gal...

And, I wonder what that feels like.

I put in a round on the dance floor.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, I wonder what that feels like.

I put in a round on the dance floor.

and your tango heats the place up.

I put in Flamenco at 5 o'clock...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and your tango heats the place up.

I put in Flamenco at 5 o'clock...

and, I strap on my shoes, pick up the castanets, and set the alarm clock.

I put in a long bugler playing taps.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I strap on my shoes, pick up the castanets, and set the alarm clock.

I put in a long bugler playing taps.

and the whole place stops to listen in wonderment.


I turn on the tap.

[a Tap is also known as a fawcet, I think]

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the whole place stops to listen in wonderment.


I turn on the tap.

[a Tap is also known as a fawcet, I think]

"faucet,"unless you'd like to have tapped Farah Fawcet...

and the barkeep draws you a pint.

I put in The Last Post...

 

[Handley_Page]

"faucet,"unless you'd like to have tapped Farah Fawcet...

and the barkeep draws you a pint.

I put in The Last Post...

And the last postman wanders off into the sunset.

I put in a Letter

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And the last postman wanders off into the sunset.

I put in a Letter

and it comes back marked "Return to Sender."

I put in the King...

 

[Handley_Page]

and it comes back marked "Return to Sender."

I put in the King...

Who now seems to have lost his "stutter".


I put in a book of vocal exercises

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Who now seems to have lost his "stutter".


I put in a book of vocal exercises

and you get told to stop mouthing off.

I put in a ventriloquist's dummy...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get told to stop mouthing off.

I put in a ventriloquist's dummy...

who talks in sign language


I put in a bent operating wire

[ operating the eyelid ]