The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

who talks in sign language


I put in a bent operating wire

[ operating the eyelid ]

and a bent operator answers your call.

I put in an evening of kinky phone sex...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and a bent operator answers your call.

I put in an evening of kinky phone sex...

and, you get a very long distant bill.

I put in a duck's bill.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you get a very long distant bill.

I put in a duck's bill.

and Daffy tells you "That'th dethpicable!"

I put a Duck's Ass hair-do...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and Daffy tells you "That'th dethpicable!"

I put a Duck's Ass hair-do...

And you get a rendition of "Grease Lightening" complete with John Travolta and his T-Birds.

I put in a 45 of Saturday Night Fever to warm things up.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get a rendition of "Grease Lightening" complete with John Travolta and his T-Birds.

I put in a 45 of Saturday Night Fever to warm things up.

and I discover my white suit must have shrunk.

I put in a naked disco night party...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I discover my white suit must have shrunk.

I put in a naked disco night party...

and, you step up into the disco cage to join the go-go girls.

I put in a really big bouncer.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, you step up into the disco cage to join the go-go girls.

I put in a really big bouncer.

who throws you out without raising a sweat.


I put in the Bill for dry-cleaning the suit

 

[YoursSINSerely]

who throws you out without raising a sweat.


I put in the Bill for dry-cleaning the suit

and, I use the backside for my grocery list.

I put in some much needed chocolate ice cream.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I use the backside for my grocery list.

I put in some much needed chocolate ice cream.

and you get a three-scoop sundae.

I put in Chico Marx's Tutti-Frutti ice skit...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a three-scoop sundae.

I put in Chico Marx's Tutti-Frutti ice skit...

And it comes out in 3D colour


I put in a Blue Ray. . .

 

[DehviantGirl]

And it comes out in 3D colour


I put in a Blue Ray. . .

And out comes a book entitled, Moby Dick.

 

[Handley_Page]

And out comes a book entitled, Moby Dick.

And what do you put in ?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And out comes a book entitled, Moby Dick.

And what do you put in ?

I think I see a pattern here, HP. She seems to be the deviant in all the word play threads here. What else could we expect from DeviantGirl?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And it comes out in 3D colour


I put in a Blue Ray. . .

and you get a crowd of icthyologists all wanting to name the new species of cartiliginous fish.

I put in a steaming bouillabaisse

 

[DehviantGirl]

And what do you put in ?

ooops, was thinking about Ishmael

I put in my cat, Hambone. *new to the game... any rules that the items have to be inanimate? Cuz if not the visual sort of cracks me up.

If it has to be inanimate - at the moment I'd put in my red M&M coffee mug

 

[Tio_Narratore]

ooops, was thinking about Ishmael

I put in my cat, Hambone. *new to the game... any rules that the items have to be inanimate? Cuz if not the visual sort of cracks me up.

If it has to be inanimate - at the moment I'd put in my red M&M coffee mug

we try to put in things that are somewhat, if tangentially, connected to where we were, but that also provide an opportunity for the next person to play semantically or conceptually or grammatically with what you put in to state what you get out. You can put in anything, an object, a living thing, an idea, a song...

So, now try it with the bouillabaisse I put in.

 

[DehviantGirl]

I think I see a pattern here, HP. She seems to be the deviant in all the word play threads here. What else could we expect from DeviantGirl?

hmmm we'll see I 'spose... I prefer to undersell and over-deliver

 

[DehviantGirl]

we try to put in things that are somewhat, if tangentially, connected to where we were, but that also provide an opportunity for the next person to play semantically or conceptually or grammatically with what you put in to state what you get out. You can put in anything, an object, a living thing, an idea, a song...

So, now try it with the bouillabaisse I put in.

You get a Flying Neutrino's CD - Hotel Child. Keep your ears open for Violent Love.

I put in an old tennis shoe

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You get a Flying Neutrino's CD - Hotel Child. Keep your ears open for Violent Love.

I put in an old tennis shoe

and you get a free pass to he U.S. Open.

I put in a barely-dressed Venus...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a free pass to he U.S. Open.

I put in a barely-dressed Venus...

And, I hang the drape in the window.

I put in a Venetian blind.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, I hang the drape in the window.

I put in a Venetian blind.

and the old Italian has to feel you since he can't see.

I put in a day at the Lido...

 

[DehviantGirl]

and the old Italian has to feel you since he can't see.

I put in a day at the Lido...

You get a nice.... tan line

I put in a piece to a jigsaw puzzle

 

[Thistlethorn]

And you get the bigger picture

I put in my Pin-Head teddy bear...

 

[Handley_Page]

And you get the bigger picture

I put in my Pin-Head teddy bear...

and go for a walk in the Woods today


I put in a small green tractor

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and go for a walk in the Woods today


I put in a small green tractor

and you get a Martian farmer.

I put in a new cash crop...