The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

and the liquid diet does wonders for your mirth.

I put in 16 Men of Tain...

from whom the Jury will be drawn.

I put in the Judge.

[my liquid feed is bloody terrible stuff. Swallowing is not much of an option for me at present]

 

[Tio_Narratore]

from whom the Jury will be drawn.

I put in the Judge.

[my liquid feed is bloody terrible stuff. Swallowing is not much of an option for me at present]

Sorry to hear about the swallowing, maybe a bit of Glenmorangie would make it less troubling....

and it turns out to be Roy Bean.

I put in a hastily constructed gallows...

 

[pathology_liz]

I've just popped my double post cherry

 

[pathology_liz]

Sorry to hear about the swallowing, maybe a bit of Glenmorangie would make it less troubling....

and it turns out to be Roy Bean.

I put in a hastily constructed gallows...

but the entire thing falls apart due to dry rot. I'd hate to see the vending machine rust up.

I put in a reunion of all things fantastical. (and then scurry back under my rock)

 

[1sickbastard]

but the entire thing falls apart due to dry rot. I'd hate to see the vending machine rust up.

I put in a reunion of all things fantastical. (and then scurry back under my rock)

And out pops an orgy of the Olymian and Norse gods getting freaky with Chinese dragons drunk on amber wine and ambrosia.

I put in a group of hapless tourists.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And out pops an orgy of the Olymian and Norse gods getting freaky with Chinese dragons drunk on amber wine and ambrosia.

I put in a group of hapless tourists.

and a good soul finds them an adequate supply of hap.

I put in a chalant glance under my shoulder...

 

[1sickbastard]

damn, double posts

 

[1sickbastard]

and a good soul finds them an adequate supply of hap.

I put in a chalant glance under my shoulder...

and you see the mighty Aphrodite doing...interesting things with/to Thor's mighty hammer.

I put in a gaggle of nymphs and dyaids...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you see the mighty Aphrodite doing...interesting things with/to Thor's mighty hammer.

I put in a gaggle of nymphs and dyaids...

and we satyrs run amok.

I put in a stumbling appearance by my old friend Bacchus...

 

[1sickbastard]

and we satyrs run amok.

I put in a stumbling appearance by my old friend Bacchus...

And the wine flows freely as the orgy continues.

I put in a completely, fall down drunk, shit-faced Dragon, trying to wing its way back to China

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And the wine flows freely as the orgy continues.

I put in a completely, fall down drunk, shit-faced Dragon, trying to wing its way back to China

and everyone knows what a Dragon looks like.

I put in a short, fat, bald, old man...

 

[1sickbastard]

and everyone knows what a Dragon looks like.

I put in a short, fat, bald, old man...

and you get and aged Budda, under a tree, dispensing his wisdom.

I put in a cadre of his disiples

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get and aged Budda, under a tree, dispensing his wisdom.

I put in a cadre of his disiples

and with the passing of the Bhodisatva, they loose their framework and become undisciplined.

I put in a Koan of New York...

 

[1sickbastard]

and with the passing of the Bhodisatva, they loose their framework and become undisciplined.

I put in a Koan of New York...

And you get a wise-ass from Hell's Kitchen making an off-color remark.

I put in a city-wide sanitation worker's strike

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get a wise-ass from Hell's Kitchen making an off-color remark.

I put in a city-wide sanitation worker's strike

and no one notices the difference.

I put in a crew of scab Black Bears from the Adirondacks...

 

[1sickbastard]

and no one notices the difference.

I put in a crew of scab Black Bears from the Adirondacks...

And New Yorkers start commenting how clean the streets have become and how much less hariy the new sanitation workers are.

I put in an outraged union rep on CNN,

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And New Yorkers start commenting how clean the streets have become and how much less hariy the new sanitation workers are.

I put in an outraged union rep on CNN,

and Fox reports on how the liberals control the media.

I put in a fair and balanced juggling bear...

 

[1sickbastard]

and Fox reports on how the liberals control the media.

I put in a fair and balanced juggling bear...

And you get a pack of rabid PETA supporters demonstrating.

I put in a speed-freak carnie operating the Ferris Wheel

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And you get a pack of rabid PETA supporters demonstrating.

I put in a speed-freak carnie operating the Ferris Wheel

and you get a free recording of The Band's road song.

I put in a copy of Cisco Houston's Songs of the Open Road...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a free recording of The Band's road song.

I put in a copy of Cisco Houston's Songs of the Open Road...

and, the computer lines are twisted and connect you to CISCO.com.

I put in a can of Crisco.

 

[1sickbastard]

and, the computer lines are twisted and connect you to CISCO.com.

I put in a can of Crisco.

And you get a very, very flakey pie-crust!

I put in a good Texas BBQ joint


Hi Sin!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And you get a very, very flakey pie-crust!

I put in a good Texas BBQ joint


Hi Sin!

and, it's so spicy, I have to wash it all down with TWO cosmopolitans.

I put a creamy frozen dish of vanilla ice cream.

Hi, there, One!

 

[1sickbastard]

and, it's so spicy, I have to wash it all down with TWO cosmopolitans.

I put a creamy frozen dish of vanilla ice cream.

Hi, there, One!

And I serve the ice cream up with a killer peach cobbler!

I put in stargazing in the Texas Hill country...

Awww, such a nice lady!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And I serve the ice cream up with a killer peach cobbler!

I put in stargazing in the Texas Hill country...

Awww, such a nice lady!

and the stars fall on Alabama.

I put in a night in a CCC cabin in Palo Duro Canyon...

 

[1sickbastard]

and the stars fall on Alabama.

I put in a night in a CCC cabin in Palo Duro Canyon...

And you wake up early to watch a magnificent sunrise over an awe-inspiring landscape.

I put in a group of hikers out for a 15-mile trek