The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

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from whom the Jury will be drawn.

I put in the Judge.

[my liquid feed is bloody terrible stuff. Swallowing is not much of an option for me at present]

Sorry to hear about the swallowing, maybe a bit of Glenmorangie would make it less troubling....

and it turns out to be Roy Bean.

I put in a hastily constructed gallows...
 
Sorry to hear about the swallowing, maybe a bit of Glenmorangie would make it less troubling....

and it turns out to be Roy Bean.

I put in a hastily constructed gallows...

but the entire thing falls apart due to dry rot. I'd hate to see the vending machine rust up.

I put in a reunion of all things fantastical. (and then scurry back under my rock)
 
but the entire thing falls apart due to dry rot. I'd hate to see the vending machine rust up.

I put in a reunion of all things fantastical. (and then scurry back under my rock)

And out pops an orgy of the Olymian and Norse gods getting freaky with Chinese dragons drunk on amber wine and ambrosia.

I put in a group of hapless tourists.
 
And out pops an orgy of the Olymian and Norse gods getting freaky with Chinese dragons drunk on amber wine and ambrosia.

I put in a group of hapless tourists.

and a good soul finds them an adequate supply of hap.

I put in a chalant glance under my shoulder...
 
and no one notices the difference.

I put in a crew of scab Black Bears from the Adirondacks...

And New Yorkers start commenting how clean the streets have become and how much less hariy the new sanitation workers are.

I put in an outraged union rep on CNN,
 
And New Yorkers start commenting how clean the streets have become and how much less hariy the new sanitation workers are.

I put in an outraged union rep on CNN,

and Fox reports on how the liberals control the media.

I put in a fair and balanced juggling bear...
 
and, it's so spicy, I have to wash it all down with TWO cosmopolitans.

I put a creamy frozen dish of vanilla ice cream.

Hi, there, One!:kiss:

And I serve the ice cream up with a killer peach cobbler!

I put in stargazing in the Texas Hill country...

Awww, such a nice lady! :kiss:
 
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