Noor
Citizen of the World
- Joined
- Jan 7, 2003
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and you get a letter from the Principle telling you it did not make the grade.
I put in an ash quarter-staff
and you get Errol Flynn
I put in a green silk wimple
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and you get a letter from the Principle telling you it did not make the grade.
I put in an ash quarter-staff
and you get Errol Flynn
I put in a green silk wimple
and you get a green wimp !
I put in a cross bow
and you get a quiver
I put in a chalice
and you get a a large thurible to match.
I put in a wafer
I put in my mother's favorite perfume.
and you get a pink corsage and a long strand of fake pearls
I put in left hand wrist brace and a somewhat worn USB travel mouse
and you get a right-hand wheel brace and a broken cable.
I put in a steering wheel from an old Ford tractor.
...and get back an Atari joystick control.
I put in a request for a back rub...
I put in a box of tissues.
and you get a weeping and sobbing teenage girl..
"Dad, how could you be sooo mean to my boyfriend?..."
I put in a left hand monkey wrench.
... and you get a thank you note from Bubbles the chimp.
I put in a bunch of refrigerator magnets...
and you get a v-groove belt and a speed reducing pulleyand you get strangely attracted to them.
I put in a 'fridge motor
And you get out a redneck rendition of the Playboy Bunny
I put in an agnostic Baptist
and out comes a bird's nest of copper wiresand his Church is turned into a playgroup.
I put in a hot 60w soldering iron.
and out comes a bird's nest of copper wires
I put in a half-used tube of Hooker's Green acrylic paint
and you get out a decadent proposal
I put in some peaches and cream
and you get me to lick it off your body
I put in a pair of holy jeans
and the local Bishop wants a word with you.
I put in a pair of Roman Sandals
And you get back 5 drachma.
I put in an aqueduct...
and I get very, very wet!
I put in a fistful of dollars
And you get back The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
I put in a box of chocolates...