The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[kimbalee]

And you get a very happy farmer who needed a new fence

I put in a mason jar of wildflowers

 

[TE999]

And you get a very happy farmer who needed a new fence

I put in a mason jar of wildflowers

And you get back a cloud of butterflies.

I put in a striped beach umbrella...

Hi Kim.

 

[kimbalee]

And you get back a cloud of butterflies.

I put in a striped beach umbrella...

Hi Kim.

and get back a bikini beauty to keep you company

I put in a conch shell

hi Tom

 

[TE999]

and get back a bikini beauty to keep you company

I put in a conch shell

hi Tom

And you get back a puka shell necklace.

I put in a scuffed boogie board...

How you, darlin'?

 

[kimbalee]

And you get back a puka shell necklace.

I put in a scuffed boogie board...

How you, darlin'?

and you get some sex wax.

I put in a pair of pink flip flops...

doing very well, thanks. how about you?

 

[TE999]

and you get some sex wax.

I put in a pair of pink flip flops...

doing very well, thanks. how about you?

And you get back a pair of huarache's.

I put in an insulated wetsuit...

Fine as frog hair.

 

[kimbalee]

And you get back a pair of huarache's.

I put in an insulated wetsuit...

Fine as frog hair.

and get back a 2 for 1 coupon for snorkling.

I put in an invitation for parasailing...

wow, that's pretty damn fine! lol

 

[TE999]

and get back a 2 for 1 coupon for snorkling.

I put in an invitation for parasailing...

wow, that's pretty damn fine! lol

And you get back an invitation for bungee jumping.

I put in a tour bus for Yellowstone Park...

Can't get much finer. Things have been goin' quite well. I'm enjoyin' each day.

 

[Austin8]

And you get back an invitation for bungee jumping.

I put in a tour bus for Yellowstone Park...

Can't get much finer. Things have been goin' quite well. I'm enjoyin' each day.

and you get a visit from yogi and boo boo

I put in a steel mixing bowl

(sup Tom)

 

[TE999]

and you get a visit from yogi and boo boo

I put in a steel mixing bowl

(sup Tom)

And you get back a Sunbeam mixmaster.

I put in a set of measuring cups...

(Trying to write...but no discipline...bad me, bad)

 

[Austin8]

And you get back a Sunbeam mixmaster.

I put in a set of measuring cups...

(Trying to write...but no discipline...bad me, bad)

and you get a 1tbsp.

I put in a green thing from the fridge

(coolio! I got a little writing done today!)

 

[TE999]

and you get a 1tbsp.

I put in a green thing from the fridge

(coolio! I got a little writing done today!)

And you get back a box of baking soda.

I put in a half eaten hoagie sandwich...

(Lucky you!)

 

[Austin8]

And you get back a box of baking soda.

I put in a half eaten hoagie sandwich...

(Lucky you!)

and you get a chili sandwich

I put in a little writing motivator

 

[TE999]

and you get a chili sandwich

I put in a little writing motivator

And you get back a kiss from Diedre, my muse.

I put in a blank MSWord page...

 

[Austin8]

And you get back a kiss from Diedre, my muse.

I put in a blank MSWord page...

aww, and you get 2k of pure magic

I put in a magic pencil!

(nite Tom)
(guard the brownies for me)

 

[TE999]

aww, and you get 2k of pure magic

I put in a magic pencil!

(nite Tom)
(guard the brownies for me)

and you get back a magic eraser.

I put in a bottle of white-out...

(Nite Austin...what brownies?)

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get back a magic eraser.

I put in a bottle of white-out...

And the snow falls thick and fast.

I put in a ten gallon hat.

 

[Handley_Page]

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[Austin8]

And the snow falls thick and fast.

I put in a ten gallon hat.

and you get a rain barrel

I put in a low bid

(I'm out Hp)

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a rain barrel

I put in a low bid

(I'm out Hp)

and you get a high Bill.


I put in some varnish

 

[Dianthus]

and you get a high Bill.


I put in some varnish

and your nails have never looked lovelier!

I put in a yoga mat and dvd

 

[Handley_Page]

and your nails have never looked lovelier!

I put in a yoga mat and dvd

and a very large dog takes up residence on the mat.


I put in a pair of headphones

 

[Handley_Page]

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[FallingToFly]

and a very large dog takes up residence on the mat.


I put in a pair of headphones

And get back Inner Party System, in stereo

I put in a box full of corsets.

(Good morning, lovelies)

 

[Handley_Page]

And get back Inner Party System, in stereo

I put in a box full of corsets.

(Good morning, lovelies)

and they're all size 28, dated 1951.

I put in a cup of coffee