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sr71plt said:
And yet as many times as you post that, there are all of those real books my sig line points to--with the list continually building (in contrast to the covers of the two fake ones you have plastered on your profile). So, no matter how many times you say that someone can't post a lot here and still be a prolific writer, reality just shows that this assertion is not true, doesn't it? Reality bites example one. :D

Not my issue that you can't manage to multitask. (Reality bites example two)



If I was employed the site (which is an idiotic notion from this thread alone--where I'm essentially saying that the site's contest structure sucks), I'd be getting royalities like Scouries claims he is, wouldn't I? But I'm not--I don't even have the secret donor you amusingly claimed sent you thousands of dollars for not winning the Survivor's contest three years ago :D. All I get from the site is quite a few Green Es on my stories--which sort of brings up Scouries again--getting royalities but no Green Es. What's up with that? :D (Reality bites, example three)

I share the alt Shabbu with Sabb, because we post cowritten stories under that name. But my profile owns up to that one. And the only time anything has been posted to the forum under that name was because I was checking Shabbu's story file and forgot to change names--and I've immediately noted that on the forum. No other alts.

If I had an alt, do you think I would have posted what I have to this thread the last two days under my sr71plt name? (Reality bites, example four)

You, on the other hand, are Andtheend and Positivethinker, among others--and have no talent in keeping you and your alts separate.

The closest photo I think of you really that you've posted was the one of the dog. ;)

Reality sort of bites you in the butt, doesn't it? (example five)

And as far as the contests here, I've often expressed my opinion--that they'd be a lot more fun and a lot less crazy if there was no price tag on them at all. As it is, they are grossly unfair even in accessibility--you can win money-award contests nine ways from Sunday with straight stories, for instance, over Gay/lesbian/bi ones simply because there are so many straight categories and only one GM and one Lesbian, and no bi categories. This makes the category contests grossly unfair in terms of access to money wins from the getgo.

As always, I've enjoyed you stepping into this little corner you paint yourself into nearly every time you post. :)
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Does it make you feel good to attack me? Go ahead. Who cares? What does it matter?

You know the reason why I pulled my books from Erotic Excursions was because they could not give me an honest accounting of sales earned. Now, if all you have to write is the same tired thing about my book covers, then knock yourself out.

You're just an old, gay man pretending that he's not gay when more than 85%, yeah, I did the math, of all the stories you've posted here are gay stories. Why are you so angry?

The only one who lies around her is you. How many times have you told the same tired story about you being an supersonic pilot and then you changed that to being just a photographer, a passenger on the plane. You said you never actually flew one.

Then, you wrote you were a spy for the CIA. Okay. Whatever? Who cares?

Then, you wrote that you were a diplomat. Oh, boy, we're getting in a little deep here, huh Ace?

Then, you wrote that you were a famous singer, stage actor, and have been in movies, but wouldn't say which ones.

Finally, you said you taught the Bible. I'm not sure if I believe that, in the way you have no charity and kindness in your heart. You're just a mean, old bastard.

Now, I never bother you, when I post here, yet, here you are again throwing your misery at me.

Why are you so fucking unhappy? It really must suck to be you.

Tell us all again what a successful writer of E-books you are. Yet, you are always here.

So, what are you, Ace. We don't even know your name. My name is Freddie? What's your name? Make up a name. You're good at lying.

So, for once and for all, who are you? Are you a pilot, a spy, a diplomat, an actor, a singer, or a Sunday School teacher, in addition to a gay story writer?

Who are you Ace? Tell the truth for once, before you go calling me a liar.

Bring up my book covers again. That's all you have.

You can take your E-books and shove them up your ass because I was offered the same deal you have, Ace, to write a book a month. No thanks. Good luck to you.

Now, do us all a favor and stop responding to my posts. I don't bother you.

 
I've never been a photographer. :D I have a Brownie camera with film in it that hasn't been taken out since 1958.

Nice to know you keep such good track of me, otherwise. :D

Sabb and I had a book come out last week, The Forever Man (under Stephen Kessel). It's already on the best-seller's list for Inspirational at ARE (right up there on the same list with my recently released Tank 'n Bull). Be sure and check it out. And I having another one coming out next week. Sail to the Sun. (Reality bites, example six) Hope you enjoy it. When you have one coming out, be sure and let me know. :D
 
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Oh, so that's it. You're pissed that a fan sent me a check for $5,000. Too bad, but it's true.

It was when I was writing my Paparazzi stories. I figured it was some celebrity, maybe one of the people I had written about in story.

Hey, believe it or not, but it really happened. It's true, Ace. I don't lie. Sorry.

So, who are you Ace? You're the one calling me a liar, when I'm nothing but open and honest.

Tell us about you being a spy. That sounds like a good place to start. You've lived such an exciting life. Where did you do your spying and for which country?

How about you being a diplomat. Wow.

Don't you have to take a test for that? My daughter did and she passed. At the time she had a security clearance with the defense department. Then, she worked as a News Desk Editor for CBS Nightly News under Katie Couric.

You'd be surprised the stuff she can uncover about people, even you. Most people who pass the written part of the foreign service test flunk the oral. How did you do? I imagine you must have aced, pardon the pun, both to be a diplomat. Huh?

Where did you do your diplomacy? Which countries? Tell us that story. Boy, you've lived such an exciting life and imagine, here you are honoring us with your presence. I'm in awe. Wow! A real celebrity in the flesh. Hey, you weren't the one who sent me that $5,000 check, were you?

So, what movies were you in? What part did you play? Which actors and actresses did you rub elbows with. I'm such a movie buff. I'd really like to know which movies you were cast in. Gees, that's so exciting. I so envy your life. You've had so many exciting experiences. Can you tell us all more about them? Please? I'm such a fan. I'm just so intrigued. Wow.

You said you acted on Broadway. Which plays and what parts did you play? May I have your autograph? Damn, imagine someone so talented and so famous to have the time from writing so many successful E-books to write tens of thousands of posts on the forum board. You are fucking amazing. You are super human. You are God. You are my hero, Ace.

Quote me something from the Bible. Gees, to take the time to teach kids the Bible is wonderful. You must know the good book inside and out. I could use a bit of inspiration right about now. Can you inspire me to be a better person, Ace? C'mon, don't be so modest, write some Bible stuff.

You said you were a model. Which agency? I know them all having worked as a Business Manager for a famous modeling agency on Newbury Street in Boston. Where did you model? Did you do print or runway? What? Where can I find your credits. Damn, you are just so fucking amazing and for you to take the time to attack me is something else. I'm honored by your attacks. Thank you so very much, asshole, I mean, Ace.

Tell us, what are you working on now? A movie? Are you going to star on broadway again? Are you still modeling? Are you still singing? Have you made a CD? I bet you're still a spy, huh? I think I read about you in the news. Did you win the Peace Prize for stopping a war?

Damn.

Hey, I apologize because I'm a believer now. I believe all the lies, I mean, all the truths you've written here. You are simply, truly fucking amazing.

 
YoursSINSerely said:
We can even go in and delete comments if we want to. That shouldn't happen, either. Censorship.
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Yet another example how lack of education is horribly sad.

I'm not sure how many times it will have to be said before some of you dipshits finally get it, but I'll put it in big letters for you this time, mmkay?

NO, IT ISN'T CENSORSHIP. IF YOU THINK IT IS, THEN YOU QUITE OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WORD MEANS. DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND INVEST A VERY SMALL AMOUNT IN A DICTIONARY, AND YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE A VERY DIM BULB NEXT TIME.
 
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER said:
Oh, so that's it. You're pissed that a fan sent me a check for $5,000. Too bad, but it's true.
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Yeah, right. :D

I think anyone reading this can figure that one out.

Your problem all along is that you can't lie in proper scale--probably, in this case, because you have no concept of what $5,000 looks like.

(Nope, wouldn't have said I acted on Broadway, because I didn't. Trained at Arena Stage in Washington. D.C., and most of my stage work was there. Have a book out on that theater too--Arena Stage. You can get it at the online bookstores.:D)

(God, this fun.)
 
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sr71plt said:
Yeah, right. :D

I think anyone reading this can figure that one out.

Your problem all along is that you can't lie in proper scale--probably, in this case, because you have no concept of what $5,000 looks like.

(Nope, wouldn't have said I acted on Broadway, because I didn't. Trained at Arena Stage in Washington. D.C., and most of my stage work was there. Have a book out on that theater too--Arena Stage. You can get it at the online bookstores.:D)
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It looks like a bank check.

So, that's it? You have nothing else?

Tell us all what it's like to fly at super sonic speed.

Tell us about your spy adventures.

Educate us what it's like to be a diplomat.

Tell us about your movies and your Broadway plays.

Make us envious by telling us all about your sucessful modeling career.

Inspire me with something from the Bible.

Sing us a song. Surely, you must have a link to one of your songs, movies, and/or plays.

What is it like to be so famous?

C'mon, you're so modest, Ace.
 
Read my books. I'm pretty forthcoming. Most accessible on your questions is probably Flying High. It's an old one, but it's held the top-rated spot for eXcessica at Fictionwise.com for about two years now, so it should be a fun read. :D

I trust I can find out more about you and your $5,000 check from a secret Lit. fan in your books. No, wait . . . :D
 
sr71plt said:
Read my books. I'm pretty forthcoming. Most accessible on your questions is probably Flying High. It's an old one, but it's held the top-rated spot for eXcessica at Fictionwise.com for about two years now, so it should be a fun read. :D

I trust I can find out more about you and your $5,000 check from a secret Lit. fan in your books. No, wait . . . :D
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Read your fictional books?

So, you are now telling everyone that everything you have written here is a lie? Or are your books all non-fictional accounts of your adventures as a super sonic pilot, spy, diplomat, model, actor, singer, and Bible teacher?

Which books should I read. Actually, how can I believe anything you write now, when you've been lying to everyone about anyone.

I dare say that you've never written a book. It sounds to me that you're taking the credit from the books that your mother wrote. Is that it? Your elderly mother wrote all these books years ago, before she died and now you're just publishing them under your name, Habu?

How could you do that? That's so wrong? Have you no scrupples? Have you no conscience? What is wrong with you?

Why would I read the books of a liar?
 
Let me ask you a question, Habu, something that always bothered me.

How come you never start your own thread?

Yet, here you are jumping in on everyone else's thread ready to attack me, Scouries, Michchick and others with you pompous opinions.

Why is that?

You always come off so full of yourself. You'd think someone with such a glorious life, as you have lived, as a pilot, a spy, a diplomat, an actor, a model, a singer, and a Bible teacher would be happy.

What are you so fucking miserable? Why are you so mean to everyone? What are you such a prick?

Was it the crash you had when you fell off the airplane at the supermarket? Did you skin your knee? You know, you're really too old to be riding those makebelieve airplanes. Is that how you spend the pocket change you make from your E-books riding airplaines at the supermarket and then telling people that you're a super sonic pilot?

 
No problem. Go to my profile on the story page. It will map out a progression of stories you can read in chrono order--for free. (And, yes, since you are a closet homo, you'll secretly enjoy it all.) Of course they are glorified versions. But the story titles given are pretty close in background and chrono, yes. You're the one who asked the questions. If you don't like that much of "me" is already here and available, that's just tough for you.

I have no interest in your background at all, which obviously has been dull and disappointing for you; this is you pressing me on mine. If you don't want to pursue what's there, that's your problem.

As far as writing books. On the erotica level, again, as I've posted before to your inanities, contact either one of my publishers, both available through Lit. Selena Kitt and Sabb. Or just pursue the links givien in my sig line or my profile. Compared to you, I'm pretty much an open book here.

Reality does suck, doesn't it, Freddie? :D

Oh, and thanks for all of the promotional opportunities.
 
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I dunno, but I'm beginning to suspect that $5,000 bank check some celebrity fan sent me is more than all the royalties earned in all your (ahem) best selling E-books. Huh?

Why do you lie so much? Have you no life, Habu?

Is that why you're here 24/7 to show everyone how fucking miserable you are hoping to make others miserable, too, by acting so superior to everyone.

Yeah, you're above it all, alright.

"Here's a quarter, go ride your supermarket airplane."
 
sr71plt said:
No problem. Go to my profile on the story page. It will map out a progression of stories you can read in chrono order--for free. (And, yes, since you are a closet homo, you'll secretly enjoy it all.) Of course they are glorified versions. But the story titles given are pretty close in background and chrono, yes. You're the one who asked the questions. If you don't like that much of "me" is already here and available, that's just tough for you.

I have no interest in your background at all, which obviously has been dull and disappointing for you; this is you pressing me on mine. If you don't want to pursue what's there, that's your problem.

As far as writing books. On the erotica level, again, as I've posted before to your inanities, contact either one of my publishers, both available through Lit. Selena Kitt and Sabb. Or just pursue the links givien in my sig line or my profile. Compared to you, I'm pretty much an open book here.

Reality does suck, doesn't it, Freddie? :D

Oh, and thanks for all of the promotional opportunities.
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Sorry, Ace, but if I was a gay man, I'd be proud to be one and not hiding in the closet telling everyone that I wasn't gay, even though 85% of all the stories you write are gay stories. What is that about?

Besides, why in God's name would I want to read any of your stories. I really don't want to read about two men blowing one another or taking it up the ass. I'll leave those fantasies and realities to you.

I prefer women. Women are my thing. Do you see the woman on my arm? Isn't she pretty. She's got a great body, too.

Hey, Habu, as always, you are the one who starts shit with me. I don't bother you. I don't respond to you. Yet, as soon as I post, you can't wait to engage me.

You fucking love me (lol).

So, what is it, Ace. Are you all those things you lied about being or is it just purely fiction? Tell us. Are you a liar or just a fictional gay writer?





 
Yeah, right, Freddie. You try too hard, you know. You just can't quite figure out how to keep folks from seeing right through you. :D
 
Who's the liar now, Ace?

With all the lies and exaggerations you've told over the years, why should anyone believe anything you write? You've lost all credibility.

I'm asking you.

Were you lying when you wrote that you flew super sonic planes?

Were you lying when you wrote you were a spy?

Were you lying when you wrote that you were a diplomat?

Were you lying when you wrote that you were a movie actor?'

Were you lying when you wrote that you starred on Broadway?

Were you lying when you wrote that you were a singer?

Were you lying when you wrote that you were a model?

Were you lying when you wrote that you taught Sunday school?

Why should we believe that you're not lying now about writing E-books, when you lied about everything else?

C'mon, Ace, tell the truth for once. Who writes the E-books that you take credit for?

God, you're such a fucking liar.
 
I'm waiting, Ace.

I've been doing all the writing, thus far, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER.

Let's see some writing from the famous E-book writer.

All you're doing now are writing one sentence non-sensical snippets.

Is that it? Is that all you got?

You have nothing and you're a no one.

"Fucking loser!"
 
It's been fun helping you tromp on your crank yet again, Freddie. :D
 
sr71plt said:
It's been fun helping you tromp on your crank yet again, Freddie. :D
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Aren't you embarrassed? Why do you bother jousting with me? I make you look like the phony you are all the time.

I just made you look like the lying asshole that you are.

Yet, every time I make a post, there you are and here I am showing you for the phony and the loser that you are and will always be.

You'd think, after a while, after I kicked you in the ass enough times, you'd just leave me the fuck alone.

Is it that you like my size 13 foot up your ass?

Where's the great writer now? Let's see some writing Habu? Put me in my place.

You can't. Do you know why you can't? I'll tell you.

It's because I speak the truth. It's because I have self-righteousness on my side. And it's because you're not half the writer I am. You wish you could write as well as I can. You wish you had my creativity. You wish you had my talent. You wish you had my gift.

You have nothing.

Go post your forum posts. You enjoy being Mr. Superior, until, that is, you come across the likes of me and put your tail between your legs.

 
We all live our fantasies, Freddie. You much (much, much) more than most, of course. :D

Reality sucks, doesn't it? For you, it's been doing a whole lot of sucking these past four years. Just about eaten up with it, aren't you?
 
sr71plt said:
We all live our fantasies, Freddie. You much (much, much) more than most, of course. :D

Reality sucks, doesn't it? For you, it's been doing a whole lot of sucking these past four years. Just about eaten up with it, aren't you?
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What does that even mean?

Are you reading what you write?

Are you drunk...again?

Read my lips.

You can't shine my shoes. I've read some of your stories. They suck.

Who did you blow to get those green E's? Or did you just put them in place, when Laurel wasn't looking? The only spy you are is being a plant for Literotica.

Is that why you think you're a diplomat because you're so fucking diplomatic here?

Acting? Yeah, you're an actor alright. You pretend you're a great writer of E-books. Wow.

Maybe it's time, Ace, you confessed and told everyone the truth, just for once, instead of calling everyone else a liar.

Honestly, I don't understand why you even start with me because I always make you look like the asshole that you are.





 
sr71plt said:
Right on o-v-e-r the edge. :D
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I've given you the chance to come clean. I've giving you the chance to clear your name. I've given you the chance to tell everyone that you aren't the liar that you are. I've given you the chance to show everyone what a great writer you are.

Yet, that's what I get in return, another nonsensical post.

Now we all know who you are.

Please, when you see me post, don't start with me anymore. I don't bother you.

I made a post about the contest and there you are. Yet, it always backfires on you.

Why do you do that? What do you make yourself look like such an ass?

Have you no shame? Have you no pride? Aren't you embarrassed? Really, I'm embarrassed for you.

"Oh, by the way, you dropped your AARP card. Gees, you don't look 72-years-old. You look a lot fucking older (lol).
 
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