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another one?

Whenever someone says they're "guiltless" is the time to start checking to see what's missing...

These AHers can't even fiill out the application form in their rush to create these sockpuppets. Have you ever seen as many "no", "none", "nothing" and "no answer" responses in your lives? And there's another 4 or 5 who've entered stories in the contest who did the same thing...

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a sock puppet? moi?​

GuiltlessMiss's Biography:
Sex: Female
Age: Over 18
Weight: No Answer
Height: No Answer
Location: Themyscira, Paradise Island
Orientation: No Answer
Interested In: Nothing
Status: Single
Smoke: No
Drink: Occasionally
Fetishes: None
Pets: None
User Number: 1412457
Member Since: July 6, 2012
Last Modified: July 6, 2012

GigiDark's Biography:
Sex: No Answer
Age: Over 18
Weight: No Answer
Height: No Answer
Location: No Answer
Orientation: No Answer
Interested In: Nothing
Status: No Answer
Smoke: No Answer
Drink: No Answer
Fetishes: None
Pets: None
User Number: 1412349
Member Since: July 6, 2012
Last Modified: July 6, 2012
 
You tell us scummies?

Something tells me the majority of your 3000+ favs have bios that look just like those. So I guess you;re admitting that if they look like that they are fake sock puppets then?

Caught in your own lies again Jim.
 
Well here they are! Or here they aren’t might be a better description. The 40 “most favorite” authors on LITEROTICA. These forty superstars of erotic fiction have been “favorited” by some 90,000 readers!

Yes you read correctly – 90,000!

So where the heck are they? Only one, the canadian silky, has opted to submit a story in the Literotica Nude Day Contest. The rest said, “Fuck it!”

In the days to come ScouriesWorld is going to publish the results of the survey they’ve done on the reasons the really important authors are boycotting this contest (and LITEROTICA themed contests in general).

Can these contests be saved? Or are they destined to playing second fiddle in the future to the A.I.R. Contests?

We’re going to let you know… read it here …promise…

[size=+2]40 Favoritest Authors[/size]
These are the authors which Literotica members have added to their "Favorites" lists. The number in parenthesis is the number of lists each appears on.

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Many Feathers (3435)
BarondeSade (3325)
rgjohn (3274)
scouries (3248)
alwayswantedto (3247)
Slickman (3234)
Goldeniangel (3119)
JazCullen (2780)
Selena_Kitt (2723)
Ahabscribe (2692)

TryAnything (2586)
Elianna (2498)
youbadboy (2438)
Daniellekitten (2352)
nikki_2021 (2335)
silkstockingslover (2257)
sarahhh (2234)
Tx Tall Tales (2176)
walterio (2120)
secretme (2081)

wishfulthinking (2062)
samslam (2025)
whitesabretooth (2006)
DoctorWolf (2000)
klrxo (1984)
SecretFantasy69 (1966)
bluedragonauthor (1824)
JoeDreamer (1775)
Just Plain Bob (1719)
firstkiss (1631)

Mentalcase (1589)
evanslily (1477)
dr_mabeuse (1468)
brightlyiburn (1460)
dezurtdawg (1458)
soular (1449)
AsylumSeeker (1437)
epiphany65 (1432)
PacoFear (1383)
L.A. Wicker (1353)​
 
On behalf of everyone associated with A.I.R. (more than a million members and growing) I, james r scouries, would like to welcome everyone to the final week of the

[size=+3] ASSOCIATION OF INDEPENDENT READERS[/size]

2012 Nude Day Contest


sponsored by

[size=+3] ScouriesWorld[/size]

We’ve been delighted with the response so far – entries are up a staggering 28% from last year while vote totals have grown even faster (up 30%). The overall quality of the writing has been more than acceptable. Sadly some cheaters (ballot stuffers and line jumpers) have been identified but of course they will be handled accordingly.

A.I.R. hopes that it will be able to make an announcement about a potential new addition to our board within the next few days...

http://www.watoday.com.au/ffximage/2008/06/03/wbLOVEGURUchopra_wideweb__470x335,0.jpg
new A.I.R. Board Member???

Have a great week...​
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Hey cn anyone find out who that's a picture of? I'm sure they would be thrilled to know their face is being used without permission as being part of a sex site.
 
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QUOTE: "What, you don't know who LITEROTICA'S spiritual and love guru is? You miserable little #@#@# lovergirl (yes the convicted cheat) you!"

C'mon lovergirl (yes the convicted cheat) how is it possible you don't know this guy? He in fact was nominated for the A.I.R. Board by the PALACE. No decision has been made yet.

But with glasses like that how could A.I.R. refuse him?​

right click on picture... click properties...
 
ScouriesWorld said:
right click on picture... click properties...
Click to expand...

I doubt anyone's going to jump to do that since you started using photos that transmitted viruses.

(What a good reason for Manu to finally bounce you--not that I think he's paying any attention to the well-being of the website, unfortunately.)
 
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ace in his younger days
I doubt anyone's going to jump to do that since you started using photos that transmitted viruses.(What a good reason for Manu to finally bounce you--not that I think he's paying any attention to the well-being of the website, unfortunately.)

C’mon ace surely you can do better than this after all these years! First it was “hotlinking” (proved subsequently to be a bogus issue) now it’s “viruses” and “malware”. Who do you think you’re kidding? Instead of spending all your time chasing lovergirl (yes the convicted cheat) and yours truly, james r scouries (LITEROTICA’S #1 AUTHOR) around the forums you should buckle down and try to write at least one story that is a best seller (100,000 units sold. 100+ comments, 2500+ votes).

As to MANU’S paying or not paying attention I think you should be glad he’s not. If he was who do you think this clever techno and marketing genius would bounce – the best selling author (million seller, most commented and voted on stories on the site, biggest royalty earner) or the grumpy, whining gay guy with multiple troublemaking ALTS who struggles to get 2000 views and 20 votes on his endless stream of SusieQ-like submissions? DUH!!!!

Jacqui passed this on to me. Seeing that it’s a semi serious contest question I’ll address it:​

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How are you so sure that "non authors" for lack of a better term don't see these posts. … because all it would take is a couple of "non authors" to do a lot of damage. Or just one who then starts sending the numbers around to like minded idiots. All is possible in the realm of human nature. And allow me one more question, if I was such a cheat why would I give a rats ass about the system being flawed? Why would I want to push to get a "blind" vote or anything that would help make things more fair? I think we both know the answer to that now don't we?

http://www.ultimainfo.net/Subsidiary/Headers/TitleMainCheat.gif

I am 100% sure! After seven years of studying the LITEROTICA themed contest system, after reading seven years of oggie/lion lady support threads, after hearing back from thousands and thousands of readers, after crunching the numbers through the SW computer system, after reading hundreds of back-room AHer PMs plotting cheating techniques, after communicating with thousands of A.I.R. Members, I am sure.

The readers come to LITEROTICA to read stories – they simply don’t care about these contests! Supposedly 300,000-500,000 people visit this site daily. Now how many visitors do you see in AHland when you click open the forum page? 20? And you know who 19 of them are. The only people who care about the contests are the authors themselves. It is the authors who cheat! Always has been, always will be.

As to your last question, yes lovergirl (yes the convicted cheat) I think we both do! You were made to look very bad in that infamous contest. First you were identified as a cheat and then second you went off on a wild rant about it. You looked bad both ways. And so you’ve been flailing around ever since trying to reestablish your reputation.

But let’s face it – your story wasn’t worth a 4.8 or 4.7 or 4.6! But don’t worry; no contest story is worth that high a score. To get a true “5” score in a contest a reader has to say that the story in question is “one of the best” stories in the contest. With up to 100 stories in a typical contest what percentage of random readers do you think would have scored your story “one of the best”? Even if 20% of readers thought it was “one of the best” that would mean 80% would have to score it as a “4” or lower.

We’ll never know what happened in that infamous contest. Did you cheat? Or did someone set you up? Or did LAUREL do you in herself? My own guesstimate, based on years of contest observation, is that you, like many others have done in the past, tried to slip some extra votes into the ballot box. So you cheated! But I also suspect that the hundreds that were removed from your story weren’t all your “bad” votes. I’ve always believed that as many good votes are swept away as are bad ones. And then there’s the LAUREL factor.

I’ve learned over the years that our QUEEN has a particular sense of humor. I also believe that she massages the final results to suit her likes and dislikes and that odd sense of humor of hers. Giving you a public spanking given your forum persona over the months leading up to the contest would be quite in keeping with her normal modus operandi. And quite frankly can we blame her? The poor old girl has to read 50-100 generally poorly written porn stories every day. She’s gotta have some fun!

However there is good news for you. She invariably eventually makes it up to the injured party. And there is quite a pool of money being wagered in ScouriesWorld these days on the when and wherefore of said “redemption of lovergirl (ytcc)”. So don't despair, Cheaters can prosper on LITEROTICA!​
 
Scouries, you have written some big piles of bull crap over the years and no, I'm not talking about your stories now, but this has to take the cake.

There is not a paragraph up there that doesn't have a t least one lie in it.

It's to much bullshit even for you but then again, this is a fake contest thread. :rolleyes:
 
Just a reminder for everyone whose story was accepted into the

[size=+3]ASSOCIATION OF INDEPENDENT READERS[/size]

section of the

[size=+3]2012 NUDE DAY CONTEST[/size]

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- Prizes will be awarded in the following categories (a story can only win one prize in each contest):

1) Best Overall Story
2) Most Views
3) Most Comments
4) Most Votes
5) Highest Score
6) Most Favorites (both author and story favorites)

- A story has to accrue a minimum of 250 votes to be eligible (higher in some categories). The vote, comment, view, favorite, and score numbers that are reported by LITEROTICA will be used subject to final verification by the A.I.R. Computer Center.​
 
Before we get to this years winners why don't we take a second and review some of the winners from previous years. Here are the 2010 winners:

A.I.R. 2010 NUDE DAY STORY CONTEST AWARD WINNERS


A.I.R. 2010 Nude Day Story Contest
BEST STORY IN THE CONTEST


Grandpa’s Nude Day: Past & Present by scouries


A.I.R. 2010 Nude Day Story Contest
MOST VIEWS RECEIVED WINNER


Boobs n Boners by klrxo


A.I.R. 2010 Nude Day Story Contest
MOST COMMENTS RECEIVED WINNER


My Step Sisters Are Nudists!? by Liquid Mathew


A.I.R. 2010 Nude Day Story Contest
MOST VOTES RECEIVED WINNER


Built on Lies by Dr Heat


A.I.R. 2010 Nude Day Story Contest
HIGHEST RATED STORY WINNER


Almost Caught by Tx Tall Tales
 
Ah yes, the old propaganda alt, Gabby the blowup doll.

So she floated all the way to Brazil when she got boot off Lit, did she.

Yes, scouries, I can really see you giving anyone a 5. :rolleyes:

Now giving everyone a 2, that I can see. It's your style.
 
I thought before we got too involved in this years Nude Day Contest that it might be fun to look back at the winners from prior years. Here are last years winners:(and a wonderful group of authors they are)

A.I.R. 2011 NUDE DAY STORY CONTEST AWARD WINNERS


A.I.R. 2011 Nude Day Story Contest
BEST STORY IN THE CONTEST


The Happy Famiily by TryAnything


A.I.R. 2011 Nude Day Story Contest
MOST VIEWS RECEIVED WINNER


Cocksucking College Sister by silkstockinglover


A.I.R. 2011 Nude Day Story Contest
MOST COMMENTS RECEIVED WINNER


Ice Cream by StangStar06


A.I.R. 2011 Nude Day Story Contest
MOST VOTES RECEIVED WINNER


Falling for Jennifer by Hot Sister


A.I.R. 2011 Nude Day Story Contest
HIGHEST RATED STORY WINNER


A Man in Turmoil by Dr Heat
 
What a way to end the LITEROTICA section of the contest! A cut-and-paste "woodland" SCI-FI story from "last minute" les (which just happened :rolleyes: to recieve 25 "5" VOTES in the first three minutes it was up on the site) and two more from mr pauletta!

http://www.liberalbaptistrev.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ohno.jpg

Fortunately those three stories were entered toooo late to make the A.I.R. Contest (stories had to be up and running by midnight on the eleventh unless you're a Top Twenty author).

So darkboy is history. The good news though is that since our friend boxy only entered one story during the A.I.R. Contest window that story is still eligible for the contest. good luck BOXY!​
 
sometimes you just have to laugh...

Here’s the latest Nude Day story from SusieQ. I dare say this is some of her best work…and longer than many of her chapters (well over 750 words)... its worth at least a 3.90!

Unfortunately it was a day late for the A.I.R section of the contest . Tooooo bad!

[size=+2]SusieQ Strips Naked for Nude Day Ch.13[/size]

By http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6HutDXZSmMU/Tb-iXZ1X7WI/AAAAAAAAARM/l3a4G1khtug/s1600/susieq2.jpg

Who knows, why you even read my story, other than to bash my story. Who knows why Who Knows hasn't written a story. Who knows why Who Knows thinks that the stories isn't moving forward, when it is.

Obviously, by Who Knows' incorrect comments and suppositions, he hasn't even read the story. He's just here because I've responded to him bashing my story. I've given him a platform. Only, Who Knows is making an ass of himself.

Go ahead, Who Knows, tell everyone all that is wrong with my story, when all that anyone has to do is to read my story to know that it's a quality story and that you're nothing more than a basher.

Actually, Who Knows, the story is more than 40,000 words and every chapter that I post moves the story along and never does his mother catch him masturbating, Who Knows.

Who knows why Who Knows is a basher but I think that I do. Who Knows always wanted to have sex with his mother. Only, she rejected his advances. Now, he goes in search for an incestuous character who is able to have sex with his mother.

Sorry, Who Knows, even your mother rejected you. Who knows why she did. Who knows why she named you Who Knows. Talk about annoying, your name is annoying, Who Knows.

Who knows why someone would be so deranged not only to read a story he didn't like but also to continue to comment on a story he didn't like. Only, Who Knows, the next time you go through the time and trouble to write a bashing comment, you should at least read the story first. Moreover, you should wait, until the rest of the chapters posts to read what happens because all your assessments this far has been wrong.

Thanks for posting comments to my story, Who Knows. All that you're doing is giving my story even more attention by moving my story higher in the feedback thread. Thank you.

Have a nice day and go fuck your mother so the rest of us real writers can continue to write quality stories for our readers and fans.

Go read someone else's story. Go read a story that only has sex, sex, and more sex.

Basically, I'm a novelist. Now, if you don't want to invest the time that it takes to read about a character than my stories are not for you.

I write real stories with character development, dialogue, interior monologue, imagery, description, and tension. What you, obviously want to read is about two talking heads having sex.

Explain to me how a mother, who is so aghast that her son writes erotic stories about her can do a complete 180 and not only strip off her clothes but also have sex with him.

I'm sorry that my stories are too long for you. Go read another writer. Okay? There are some illustrated stories on the site that you can even color in the pictures, if reading real erotic literature is too much for you.

By the way, this is Literotica and not Litersexica. Go look up erotic and erotica in the dictionary.

Even better, perhaps, since you are such a critic of my writing, you can write your own story to show me how it's done. Let me know when you post your masterpiece, so that I may tear it to pieces.

...All of you men waiting for sex in my story, Mom Strips Naked for Nude Day, perhaps you should wait, until I post all the chapters. Then, you can just go to those chapters with sex in them and masturbate over that.

I don't write masturbation stories. Sorry. There are plenty of authors on this site, who do. I write erotica, what this is all about, erotic stories.

Now, what kind of crappy story would it be, if when Jason arrived home his mother was in his bedroom fingering herself, while waiting for him to arrive? Would that be realistic? What kind of woman would she be? A slut? A whore? A deranged lunatic? No doubt, your kind of woman.

It takes time for Jason to turn his mother around into stripping off her clothes. A woman of God and of morals, she needs a reason to show her naked body to her son. She needs time, before she has sex with her son. Give the story some time and, trust me, the sex will come and the sex is worth the wait.

Moreover, Elizabeth is a real character, a real person, feel her and desire her, so that, when she finally strips naked, and she will, then you can see her, almost touch her, as I have in creatiing her. Sex, sex, sex, unfortunately, much in life, as it is in this story, is not about sex. Beliee it or not, not everything is about sex. Yes, sorry to burst your bubble, but the Honeymoon is over. Yet, the glimmer at the end of the tunnel is not sex, it's erotica.

Move your hand away from your cock and close your eyes. When you open them again, instead of bashing one of the best stories on the site, written by one of the greatest, and modest, writers on the site, you'll more appreciate my story.

Thank you for reading my story. I'd be insulted, if you only read the sexy bits. I wouldn't have done my job as a writer, if all you wanted to read of my work was the sex. Anyone can write a sex scene. Yes, even you. No one has to develop a character or create a fantasy to do that.

I know what to do. I'll tell you what. Go find a stupid, crappy, little story that has no character development, no descriptions, no imagery, no interior monologue, no dialogue, no tension, no beginning, middle, and ending, but one that has lots and lots of sex. Yeah, talking heads having sex. After you masturbated over that worthless read, come back and read a real story, my story.

I forgive you for being the perverted asshole that you are, but you can't help yourself.

Have a nice day and thanks for bashing, sorry, I mean, of course, reading my story.

Just as there are two types of stories on this site, there are two kinds of writers on this site, pornographic and erotic.

Much as I don't enjoy porn films, I don't write pornography. I write erotica. There's a big difference.

Those who enjoy my stories are those who prefer reading a story that has a slow burn. They prefer reading a complete story, instead of just reading a sex scene. They need that to stimulate their imaginations by reading my storis. Instead of using erotica to masturbate themselves, instead, they use erotica to stimulate their sexual partner, as much as they have been stimulated by my stories.

If your intent is to masturbate, while alone in your room, then my stories are not for you. If your intent is to imagine your there in the room with my characters, then chances are good that you'll enjoy my stories.

Now that I've more defined the two, for those looking to read pornographic, I hope you will look elsewhere.

Thanks for reading and don't forget to vote.
 
LITEROTICA results coming soon!!!!

However I’ll give you a sneak preview:


Wanted: A Black Woman for Nude Day 4.19 95
Another Naked Foot Day at the Beach 4.12 57
How To See Female Relatives Naked 4.11 295
Naked Celebrities for Nude Day 3.66 35
Too Hard Not to be Gay on Nude Day 3.59 63
Penis Pump Posts Profits for Paul 3.43 47
Three Men, a Boat, and Naked Women 3.43 na
Nude Day Terror at the Camp Site 3.31 106
In the Name of Nude Day, a Big Orgy 3.25 149
 
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