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trysail said:
Did you realize that the Standard & Poor's 500 Index has had the following average annual compound total returns for the indicated periods?

1 Year...... 31.03 %
3 Years.... 17.37 %
5 Years.... 17.78 %



Did you know that a 5-year average annual compound growth rate of 17.78% turns $ 1.00 into $ 2.27 at the end of 5 years?
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No, but I'm not a finance major.

Disabledbutsexy said:
Prostate massage...Pro's and Con's?
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Pros - feels better (I've heard)
Cons - up the butt

islandman said:
At 2am?

I was busy doing other things at 2am!
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Like what... Sleeping? That's not important.

Spins said:
What did you think about the Fielder/Kinsler trade?
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I don't have an opinion on that matter.
 
Dear Chem Girl,

Aside from the understandable concerns that the American public might have about a private citizen--and not, mind you, a terribly competent or responsible one--having fissile material laying around his house, should they be any more worried if he put those materials in the microwave?

If this entirely hypothetical private citizen stood in front of the microwave while nuking said material on, say, the popcorn setting for, like, 10 minutes, would it be normal for his penis to become green and gigantic while he stole glances at his 20-year-old third cousin's cleavage as his aunt said grace over Thanksgiving dinner?

Will I have to buy new pants when my dick shrinks back to normal size or will the pants I'm wearing magically mend themselves and fit again?

No! Wait, wait, wait! I mean the private hypothetical citizen's pants! Naturally, if they were, in fact, my pants, the same laws of physics would apply. But they were definitely NOT my pants!

(These being merely the thoughts that I thunk to maintain my spiritual center during a seemingly interminable conversation about whether or not one could microwave lukewarm mashed potatoes on the "good" china, which took place precisely between 5:05 and 5:07 on November 28, 2013.)
 
GoFuckYourself said:
Does this look like the proper technique?





http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/323/a/1/healing_art__self_exam_by_mordsithcara-d4gmis7.gif
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looks like it to me.

Joe_Bob_Gautama said:
Dear Chem Girl,

Aside from the understandable concerns that the American public might have about a private citizen--and not, mind you, a terribly competent or responsible one--having fissile material laying around his house, should they be any more worried if he put those materials in the microwave?

If this entirely hypothetical private citizen stood in front of the microwave while nuking said material on, say, the popcorn setting for, like, 10 minutes, would it be normal for his penis to become green and gigantic while he stole glances at his 20-year-old third cousin's cleavage as his aunt said grace over Thanksgiving dinner?

Will I have to buy new pants when my dick shrinks back to normal size or will the pants I'm wearing magically mend themselves and fit again?

No! Wait, wait, wait! I mean the private hypothetical citizen's pants! Naturally, if they were, in fact, my pants, the same laws of physics would apply. But they were definitely NOT my pants!

(These being merely the thoughts that I thunk to maintain my spiritual center during a seemingly interminable conversation about whether or not one could microwave lukewarm mashed potatoes on the "good" china, which took place precisely between 5:05 and 5:07 on November 28, 2013.)
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wow... well... uhm... I think, similar as in the case for the Hulk, you'll probably have to buy new pants.

You NEVER microwave on the "good" china.
 
A man wants to have a party in thirty-one days where he will be serving his 1000 barrels of wine. The only problem is that one of his enemies poisoned one of the barrels. The poison kills any man who drinks any of the wine in exactly 30 days. The man has 10 plants that are also killed by the poison in 30 days and can be used to test the wine. How can identify the single poisoned barrel of wine?
 
angie33 said:
A man wants to have a party in thirty-one days where he will be serving his 1000 barrels of wine. The only problem is that one of his enemies poisoned one of the barrels. The poison kills any man who drinks any of the wine in exactly 30 days. The man has 10 plants that are also killed by the poison in 30 days and can be used to test the wine. How can identify the single poisoned barrel of wine?
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To do this the man must create 1000 unique groups from the 10 plants in which each group has between 1 and 10 plants, and give each plant wine from a different barrel. He can then throw away the barrel of wine that corresponds to the group that died from the wine.
 
crazychemgirl said:
To do this the man must create 1000 unique groups from the 10 plants in which each group has between 1 and 10 plants, and give each plant wine from a different barrel. He can then throw away the barrel of wine that corresponds to the group that died from the wine.
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I gotta find something can't be googled you cheater.:D
 
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