The Aromatic Squat-Waddle

[CHNOPS]

The graceful maneuver that immediately follows the realization that the closest item even loosely approximating toilet paper is two rooms away.

Discuss!

 

[Angellica1612]

LMAO!!! Wow, we really will talk about anything here

 

[phrodeau]

Bidets. Get one.

 

[CHNOPS]

LMAO!!! Wow, we really will talk about anything here

I was inspired by JAJ's dog-shit thread. I've got a much nicer ass than his dog, and my shit don't stink.

 

[Angellica1612]

I was inspired by JAJ's dog-shit thread. I've got a much nicer ass than his dog, and my shit don't stink.

I'll need proof. Pic of your ass, and...hmmm...now how will you prove your shit don't stink???

 

[Wings]

I'll need proof. Pic of your ass, and...hmmm...now how will you prove your shit don't stink???

Whatever you do, do NOT stomp out that fire that's about to appear on your front step.

 

[patient1]

As they said in North by Northwest-

"I've never trusted neatness. It's usually the result of careful planning. "

 

[Angellica1612]

Whatever you do, do NOT stomp out that fire that's about to appear on your front step.

Lol!

As they said in North by Northwest-

"I've never trusted neatness. It's usually the result of careful planning. "

Is that his ass?

 

[Bidin~Time]

If your shit 'don't stink', why did you title the thread "the aromatic squat waddle'. . .hmmmmm??

 

[CHNOPS]

If your shit 'don't stink', why did you title the thread "the aromatic squat waddle'. . .hmmmmm??

Roses are aromatic, too.

 

[Angellica1612]

I am so stealing this term for future use in a story. Thanks Sonny!

 

[Bidin~Time]

Roses are aromatic, too.

and where do you keep them during the squat waddle?

 

[Angellica1612]

In his teeth, of course

Hey, check out my sig!

 

[Bidin~Time]

In his teeth, of course

Hey, check out my sig!

sometimes the obvious flies right over my head.


they are turned off; is that a mistake?


ok I looked.

I bet Sonny's proud as a peacock.

lol

 

[CHNOPS]

sometimes the obvious flies right over my head.


they are turned off; is that a mistake?


ok I looked.

I bet Sonny's proud as a peacock.

lol

You know how Randy Newman has been writing filmic orchestral music in the grand American tradition of Gershwin and Copland for decades, and all anyone knows him for is the song Short People?

That's how I feel right now.

 

[QueenLevitra]

You know how Randy Newman has been writing filmic orchestral music in the grand American tradition of Gershwin and Copland for decades, and all anyone knows him for is the song Short People?

That's how I feel right now.

Knew you'd just love it!

:teehehe:

 

[Quoll]

You know how Randy Newman has been writing filmic orchestral music in the grand American tradition of Gershwin and Copland for decades, and all anyone knows him for is the song Short People?

That's how I feel right now.

Yeah, but Randy doesn't get taken seriously because of his stupid name... never-mind.

 

[CHNOPS]

Yeah, but Randy doesn't get taken seriously because of his stupid name... never-mind.

That was a mean shot at Johnny Savage out of nowhere.

 

[Honey123]

I was inspired by JAJ's dog-shit thread. I've got a much nicer ass than his dog, and my shit don't stink.

and hopefully you don't rub it against the carpet when your anal glands needs squeezing.

 

[CHNOPS]

and hopefully you don't rub it against the carpet when your anal glands needs squeezing.

Somehow out of your mouth this disgusting post seemed sexy.

 

[Honey123]

Somehow out of your mouth this disgusting post seemed sexy.

because you obviously knew that I meant I would like to finger your asshole as you writhe against the carpet, my mouth posed above your cock head waiting for that...perfect...moment.

 

[CHNOPS]

because you obviously knew that I meant I would like to finger your asshole as you writhe against the carpet, my mouth posed above your cock head waiting for that...perfect...moment.

That's disgusting!

 

[Honey123]

That's disgusting!

I know. But it had to be said.

 

[Bidin~Time]

You know how Randy Newman has been writing filmic orchestral music in the grand American tradition of Gershwin and Copland for decades, and all anyone knows him for is the song Short People?

That's how I feel right now.

If he changed the words to Net People, and modified a few of the lyrics, he could have another hit.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I much prefer the waddle of a sexy girl as she tries to make it to the bathroom post sex, without cum dripping down her leg...........