The Annual Seed Swap

[sirhugs]

Little do outsiders know that the seed being swapped at the Horticultural Club's event still needs to be sucked or fucked out of the other menders' husband's balls.

No wonder membership is by invitation only.

 

[Rob_Royale]

This starts out small, just two couples, who first meet at the local hardware store. They meet socially, the wine flows, and a partner swap ensues. Then new couples are brought into the group, having met through a shared love of gardening.
Very plausible and realistic IMO.

 

[hulmule]

This would very interesting !! Going to different homes,outdoors and chatting and leading into other options !!

 

[ericrodman101]

If it's a club, it will end up being competitive...I'm thinking 'best in show'.

 

[MajorRewrite]

It’s all fun and games until a mutant plant uses vine/tentacles to plant its own seed in the fertile gardening wives.

 

[sirhugs]

It’s all fun and games until a mutant plant uses vine/tentacles to plant its own seed in the fertile gardening wives.

the winner among the husbands is the one who grows the biggest plant-son.
Troll bait for sure

 

[Wonderer67]

Funny- we just had our annual seed swap/giveaway at work.

There a number of beautiful women who came by my cube and got some seed.

 

[Filipinawife]

I haven’t been seeded recently

 

[ericrodman101]

I haven’t been seeded recently

Then it’s time you joined a club.

 

[ericrodman101]

This will only appeal to the Australians but slang for fucking here is rooting. In Britain and maybe elsewhere if you want a piece of a plant in someone’s garden to propagate you ask for a root and they cut a piece for you. Here we ask for a cutting. If you ask someone for a root it has a completely different meaning. But it could be a handy cross cultural misunderstanding for members of a Horticultural Club.

 

[LoveLiving]

I haven’t been seeded recently

I would love to give you a deposit.
Would you like mouth, pussy, ass or in a jar?

 

[sirhugs]

I haven’t been seeded recently

do you need to be fertilized?

 

[ericrodman101]

do you need to be fertilized?

Or ploughed?