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The 'ALT' Thread

Okay....so let me get this straight....

Guys pose as women on this site (or so I've heard....I've never been fooled...). Maybe they just want to see how the other (better) half lives? Get advice on how to do hair and make-up, what tampons are the best, and bitch to each other when we feel fat and bloated.

I want to see how you GUYS interact. I want to create a male ALT. (Yes, I would borrow Ravi's sexy abs 'cause the ladies seem to like them so much.) I want to see how the other half interacts on Lit. Would I get found out? Can I "talk" like a guy? Is the fact that I don't have a penis going to change how I flirt? Would I be totally outed because I didn't send a cock shot to some poor girl in my first PM? If I'm gonna do it...I NEED to do it AFTER football season is over....the simple fact that I know nothing about (and can't even bullshit my way through) football will surly out me as an impostor and dozens of poor girls that fell for my charm will be heartbroken. :rolleyes:
 
This has been the most amusing part of my day :D

Amazing IHC! You are too funny!
 
IloveClowns said:
Oh my gosh that is the sweetest thing any guy has ever said to me! :kiss: *swoon* *one leg lift up backwards* *deep sigh*

It is good to know there are other women on these boards that share my openess about licking pussy. I just LOVE it. So much *giggle* *cunt air burp*

I have well manicured fingers so I would be able to pick those right off of you very easily my new lit friend *giggle* *chuckle* *knuckle pop*

You want to give me a tour? Then by all means please do so :)
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A tour of the PG is simple my dear. Just be yourself and have fun. Don't pretend to be someone you aren't because you will eventually get found out and at that point you willl go down the spiral staircase of creating alts. You don't wanna do that. That is no fun for anyone really.

So a quick tour of the PG...if you know a lot of words then the letters threads are for you. I don't get them myself but to each their own. If you want political discussion then hit the GB but prepare to be anal raped, because they arent the nicest folks over there.

If you want to make friends then just hit the rate and say something about the person above you threads. Get an avatar first. You have to hit 100 posts to do so. By the looks of the pic you shared you are smoking hot so i cannot wait to see what your av will look like.

If you want to get to know a guy just be prepared to jump rght into the sex talk. That is all any guy is here for anyway. To dirty talk and virtually bang as many "women" that h can. He has sharpie markings on the edge of his screen so he can count the computer notches of those he has virtually made cum.

I think you are going to enjoy this place. Look in your PM box. I just sent you my best taint pic ;) Hope you like.
 
IhateClowns said:
A tour of the PG is simple my dear. Just be yourself and have fun. Don't pretend to be someone you aren't because you will eventually get found out and at that point you willl go down the spiral staircase of creating alts. You don't wanna do that. That is no fun for anyone really.

So a quick tour of the PG...if you know a lot of words then the letters threads are for you. I don't get them myself but to each their own. If you want political discussion then hit the GB but prepare to be anal raped, because they arent the nicest folks over there.

If you want to make friends then just hit the rate and say something about the person above you threads. Get an avatar first. You have to hit 100 posts to do so. By the looks of the pic you shared you are smoking hot so i cannot wait to see what your av will look like.

If you want to get to know a guy just be prepared to jump rght into the sex talk. That is all any guy is here for anyway. To dirty talk and virtually bang as many "women" that h can. He has sharpie markings on the edge of his screen so he can count the computer notches of those he has virtually made cum.

I think you are going to enjoy this place. Look in your PM box. I just sent you my best taint pic ;) Hope you like.
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Oh my god...I couldn't make out the tree through the forest you have down there so I will just imagine that you have a lovely taint.

As for the letter threads and the general board I will just stay away from those. I like to mingle and make friends *giggle* *snort* *high five myself* *wish upon a star* * knee slap* *charly horse*

Sounds like the guys here are just what I am looking for. I need someone to fill my cunt with dirty words damn it. I need a well hung muscle bound guy to make my clit shake like a jack hammer with his words. I want a 120 words per minute typer to over stimulate my thought processes. I want a hot sexy woman who has never been with a woman but deep down wants to to PM me and tell m how she needs me to make her my bitch. I need to own someone now damn it.

Ok well it was fun getting to know you IHC. I have some homemade chocolate chip cookies in the oven and I am singing at a nursing home tomorrow morning so I need to get going. Plus my puss puss is itchy and I need to finger it.

Goodnight all
 
IloveClowns said:
Oh my god...I couldn't make out the tree through the forest you have down there so I will just imagine that you have a lovely taint.

As for the letter threads and the general board I will just stay away from those. I like to mingle and make friends *giggle* *snort* *high five myself* *wish upon a star* * knee slap* *charly horse*

Sounds like the guys here are just what I am looking for. I need someone to fill my cunt with dirty words damn it. I need a well hung muscle bound guy to make my clit shake like a jack hammer with his words. I want a 120 words per minute typer to over stimulate my thought processes. I want a hot sexy woman who has never been with a woman but deep down wants to to PM me and tell m how she needs me to make her my bitch. I need to own someone now damn it.

Ok well it was fun getting to know you IHC. I have some homemade chocolate chip cookies in the oven and I am singing at a nursing home tomorrow morning so I need to get going. Plus my puss puss is itchy and I need to finger it.

Goodnight all
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Awwww just when I had a firm grasp of my "situation" down there. I am so disappointed, but I understand. You dont wanna burn those cookies and well any woman who takes the time to sing to elderly people and finds time to finger her pussy is alright in my book. I think I love you ILC. You are one in a 1000 on these boards but you are my 1 in a 1000 and I couldnt be more blessed. I am going to show you what a true lit man is, well until something better comes along of course, but I am sure you already understand how the game is played :) Goodnight gorgeous woman who has stolen my heart....for now.
 
DayMaker said:
My kids want to know what's so funny..... :D
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Corbal said:
Tell them Auntie Corbal is telling jokes again..........;) Hugs* Love you! IHC, you're a fucking riot!
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Not sure what is so funny to be honest. I feel as if you are mocking me. Don't mock ladies. Havent you been watching Glee? Bullying is bad! Don't bully me.

Sweet dreams ladies. I am lizzle for my schnizzle pizzle hizzle in the bizzle. Ain't so white now am I!!! Peace in the South East!
 
Corbal said:
Tell them Auntie Corbal is telling jokes again..........;) Hugs* Love you! IHC, you're a fucking riot!
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I sooooooooooo did already!!!!

Pssst...I found dice and money hidden in my son's pocket again....he's soooooo not allowed to hang with you anymore.... :kiss:
 
You are make fun of me but I still think you lovely lady :kiss:
We make a beautiful baby :rose:

This is me - don't mind cropping (goats were beside me) Can we cyber I love clowns TO!

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Why would I not be surprised it Lit membership has a serious jump in the next couple days...
 
DayMaker said:
Why would I not be surprised it Lit membership has a serious jump in the next couple days...
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LoL too funny - and just as quickly a disappearance of it's "core members" (for lack of knowing what else to say.

I think I'm gonna create an Alt too...maybe I should take a poll - and include "suggest a name" as an option :cool:
 
Sensualdreamer said:
LoL too funny - and just as quickly a disappearance of it's "core members" (for lack of knowing what else to say.

I think I'm gonna create an Alt too...maybe I should take a poll - and include "suggest a name" as an option :cool:
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I am a firm believer in creating just the right name! It's all about the marketing, creating the right brand for your audience...

Ooooooohhhhhhh....but what will your av's purpose be???? THAT is the burning question!
 
DayMaker said:
I am a firm believer in creating just the right name! It's all about the marketing, creating the right brand for your audience...

Ooooooohhhhhhh....but what will your av's purpose be???? THAT is the burning question!
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Why to flirt w/ the men err wait hmm women? Hell I dunno...does it really have to have a purpose?!
 
Sensualdreamer said:
LoL too funny - and just as quickly a disappearance of it's "core members" (for lack of knowing what else to say.

I think I'm gonna create an Alt too...maybe I should take a poll - and include "suggest a name" as an option :cool:
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I think my Alt for this thread will be Luvsyoung'ns
 
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