The 'ALT' Thread

[Sidney_1]

There is no such thing as an alt so you are not missing anything Syd. I think we need to stop speaking about alts or we might scare ILC away and I would hate for that to happen.

Who is Syd?

ravi and in_oral_office is the main one. I'm sure he has more than the 2 accounts though.

Thank you. Finally, someone fills me in on the family business.

Something I just noticed-- I have all cock avs on ignore and I also "tune out" all avs with gym bodies. It was subconscious, but I'm realizing I must do it, because I associate the fake avatar with a fake personality, and that just doesn't interest me. Different strokes, though. . .

 

[Corbal]

So what do you boys like to do for fun? Me? I like to tan nude. I ALWAYS were just a tank top and cheekies when home alone, but that is very seldom since I live in a sorority house. I may need to get going soon, there is talk of a pillow fight *giggle* *hee hee* *tiny toot*

*tiny toot* ???????????


OMG!

 

[IloveClowns]

Here are some of my sisters getting ready. Told you my sorority girls were pretty hot:

http://i56.tinypic.com/2a9xhdw.jpg

Sometimes our bras come off. It gets pretty scary. My nipples get all hard and tingly. Because my tits are so big and my nippls are so sensitive it can be a problem. Especially when I am in class and my very hot sexy teacher looks at me.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Here are some of my sisters getting ready. Told you my sorority girls were pretty hot:

http://i56.tinypic.com/2a9xhdw.jpg

Sometimes our bras come off. It gets pretty scary. My nipples get all hard and tingly. Because my tits are so big and my nippls are so sensitive it can be a problem. Especially when I am in class and my very hot sexy teacher looks at me.

OMG! Like; I just knew you liked older, skanky girls!

* where'd Cornhole get off to...*

 

[IhateClowns]

Who is Syd?



Thank you. Finally, someone fills me in on the family business.

Something I just noticed-- I have all cock avs on ignore and I also "tune out" all avs with gym bodies. It was subconscious, but I'm realizing I must do it, because I associate the fake avatar with a fake personality, and that just doesn't interest me. Different strokes, though. . .

Calling me out on my shitty typing skills in front of ILC?????? Fucked up Sid really fucked up

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

LMAO this is too funny.

 

[Corbal]

LMAO this is too funny.

2nd that! Want some popcorn?

Passes Skittles to Z*

 

[IhateClowns]

Here are some of my sisters getting ready. Told you my sorority girls were pretty hot:

http://i56.tinypic.com/2a9xhdw.jpg

Sometimes our bras come off. It gets pretty scary. My nipples get all hard and tingly. Because my tits are so big and my nippls are so sensitive it can be a problem. Especially when I am in class and my very hot sexy teacher looks at me.

I am seriously speechless and most around here can say that NEVER happens. So I wanna get this straight. You girls just sit around in your undies and slap each other with pillows? This is my own personal heaven. So are you just a student or do you work as well?

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

2nd that! Want some popcorn?

Passes Skittles to Z*

*Takes some skittles* Here have some nacho with cheese this is gonna be great shit in the making.

 

[IloveClowns]

I am seriously speechless and most around here can say that NEVER happens. So I wanna get this straight. You girls just sit around in your undies and slap each other with pillows? This is my own personal heaven. So are you just a student or do you work as well?

I don't work. I am a full time student. My degree is in Health Education. I wanna be a sex ed teacher to highschool students. MY only concern is that I am afraid I might be the next teacher talking to Barbara Walters explaining how I never meant for any of it to happen. he just came over for tutoring.

We are learning about the human anatomy right now. The soft curves and muscles of the body. My stuy group likes me because they use me as a human skeleton. The touch certain areas of my body and the guys try and guess what part of the anatomy they are touching.

 

[blade_rocknut]

How's that ALT coming, Corbs? ILC needs someone to be on her pillowfighting team!

 

[Sidney_1]

Calling me out on my shitty typing skills in front of ILC?????? Fucked up Sid really fucked up

I thought you were calling me out my alt.- Syd. I was trying to keep her under wraps and feign ignorance! Shhh!

 

[blade_rocknut]

I don't work. I am a full time student. My degree is in Health Education. I wanna be a sex ed teacher to highschool students. MY only concern is that I am afraid I might be the next teacher talking to Barbara Walters explaining how I never meant for any of it to happen. he just came over for tutoring.

We are learning about the human anatomy right now. The soft curves and muscles of the body. My stuy group likes me because they use me as a human skeleton. The touch certain areas of my body and the guys try and guess what part of the anatomy they are touching.

*The ankle bone's connected to the.....knee bone....*

So, your professor cute? Like maybe you don't have to do your work,,,,,just show up to class with your skirt short and he gives you an "A"....or does he give "oral" exams to some of the girls????

 

[Corbal]

*Takes some skittles* Here have some nacho with cheese this is gonna be great shit in the making.

Gimme chips! Where IHC comes up with this shit is beyond me. LOVE.IT.

How's that ALT coming, Corbs? ILC needs someone to be on her pillowfighting team!

Dewd..IHC is making a masterpiece here.....I just wanna watch.....


Human Skeletons.......

 

[IhateClowns]

I don't work. I am a full time student. My degree is in Health Education. I wanna be a sex ed teacher to highschool students. MY only concern is that I am afraid I might be the next teacher talking to Barbara Walters explaining how I never meant for any of it to happen. he just came over for tutoring.

We are learning about the human anatomy right now. The soft curves and muscles of the body. My stuy group likes me because they use me as a human skeleton. The touch certain areas of my body and the guys try and guess what part of the anatomy they are touching.

Oh I wanna go back to school now. You are going to be a highschool teacher? That is fucking hot. A virgin learning about sex through text books and hands on groping. Is there anything hotter? I highly doubt it. I am trying to imagine something hotter and the closest thing I can come up is...well fucking nothing. Unreal.

I know your concerns with getting caught with a student. That has to be scary. Is that why you came to these boards? EVERYTHING is descreet here. You can say anything to anybody and it will never get around. This place will teach you how to keep secrets which will work well when tutoring the 6pack ab quarter back for the highschool you are teaching at.

By the way I have never been harder. I came one already and it didn't even shrink a bit. I think I am in love.

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

Gimme chips! Where IHC comes up with this shit is beyond me. LOVE.IT.

I agree He needs to be a director now. He'll make Chris Nolan and James Cameron look like rookies.

 

[IloveClowns]

*The ankle bone's connected to the.....knee bone....*

So, your professor cute? Like maybe you don't have to do your work,,,,,just show up to class with your skirt short and he gives you an "A"....or does he give "oral" exams to some of the girls????

*ha ha* *giggles* *snot dribble* *elbow joint pop* How do you know that song? It is funny because when they sing that song they put their hands starting at my hands and just run them up my body for each anatomy that follows. That is so silly you know that song. I am laughing under a table so hard my ass is falling off while I drink a diet coke.

 

[Corbal]

By the way I have never been harder. I came one already and it didn't even shrink a bit. I think I am in love.

LMFAO..............such a rookie........

 

[IloveClowns]

Oh I wanna go back to school now. You are going to be a highschool teacher? That is fucking hot. A virgin learning about sex through text books and hands on groping. Is there anything hotter? I highly doubt it. I am trying to imagine something hotter and the closest thing I can come up is...well fucking nothing. Unreal.

I know your concerns with getting caught with a student. That has to be scary. Is that why you came to these boards? EVERYTHING is descreet here. You can say anything to anybody and it will never get around. This place will teach you how to keep secrets which will work well when tutoring the 6pack ab quarter back for the highschool you are teaching at.

By the way I have never been harder. I came one already and it didn't even shrink a bit. I think I am in love.

Never been harder??? You came to where? I don't get it *giggles* Is this some sort of board talk I don't know about? Ha ha I am so funny sometimes.

Yes the student thing is a bit scary but the quarterback? No thank you *he he* Just because I am a virgin doesn't mean I haven't messed around. The sorority girls and I have sex all the time. We lick, suck, and finger fuck each other while watxh Oprah or eating cheerios. By gosh I love cheerios. Especially Honey nut ones. *rapid eye blinks* *spittle on the corner of the mouth* So it isn't only the QB I will want but the head cheerleader as well *ha ha* *exagerrated head bob to the music playing in my head*

 

[blade_rocknut]

*ha ha* *giggles* *snot dribble* *elbow joint pop* How do you know that song? It is funny because when they sing that song they put their hands starting at my hands and just run them up my body for each anatomy that follows. That is so silly you know that song. I am laughing under a table so hard my ass is falling off while I drink a diet coke.

So, what kind of music do you like? Wait...let me guess.....Katy Perry? She's like; my favoritist EVER!

 

[IhateClowns]

LMFAO..............such a rookie........

She is hot. What can I say. My weakness is 18 year old Health Education major virgins who have more experience with women then men. Sad but true

 

[IhateClowns]

Never been harder??? You came to where? I don't get it *giggles* Is this some sort of board talk I don't know about? Ha ha I am so funny sometimes.

Yes the student thing is a bit scary but the quarterback? No thank you *he he* Just because I am a virgin doesn't mean I haven't messed around. The sorority girls and I have sex all the time. We lick, suck, and finger fuck each other while watxh Oprah or eating cheerios. By gosh I love cheerios. Especially Honey nut ones. *rapid eye blinks* *spittle on the corner of the mouth* So it isn't only the QB I will want but the head cheerleader as well *ha ha* *exagerrated head bob to the music playing in my head*

Never been harder is a term of endearment on these boards. Women love to hear it and especially receive pics of them. When I say wmen I mean men but that is besides the point.

So you are into women? You ill fit in extremely well here because almost every woman on these boards are into women as well. Wow this is going to be your new home isn't it? I want to show you around if tht is cool. Would it be ok if I give you a run down of the landscape that is the PG?

By the way I used tissue paper to clean up and now I am sitting here picking off little pieces of white paper around my cock head. I sure wish you were here to help

 

[blade_rocknut]

*Game over for the night! I am taking my giggling ass to bed, chortling uncontrollably now......tissue paper bits stuck...GENIUS!*

 

[IloveClowns]

She is hot. What can I say. My weakness is 18 year old Health Education major virgins who have more experience with women then men. Sad but true

Never been harder is a term of endearment on these boards. Women love to hear it and especially receive pics of them. When I say wmen I mean men but that is besides the point.

So you are into women? You ill fit in extremely well here because almost every woman on these boards are into women as well. Wow this is going to be your new home isn't it? I want to show you around if tht is cool. Would it be ok if I give you a run down of the landscape that is the PG?

By the way I used tissue paper to clean up and now I am sitting here picking off little pieces of white paper around my cock head. I sure wish you were here to help

Oh my gosh that is the sweetest thing any guy has ever said to me! *swoon* *one leg lift up backwards* *deep sigh*

It is good to know there are other women on these boards that share my openess about licking pussy. I just LOVE it. So much *giggle* *cunt air burp*

I have well manicured fingers so I would be able to pick those right off of you very easily my new lit friend *giggle* *chuckle* *knuckle pop*

You want to give me a tour? Then by all means please do so

 

[IloveClowns]

*Game over for the night! I am taking my giggling ass to bed, chortling uncontrollably now......tissue paper bits stuck...GENIUS!*

I know I know. Isn't that a funny image? I bet he has big hands and is trying not to pinch that sensitive underside to too much *giggle* *he he* *little tinkle in my cheekies*