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IloveClowns

IloveClowns

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Hi everyone. This looks like a really cool place to meet people. You all seem so friendly. I just wanted to create a thread to introduce myself to everyone. So let's see where to begin. Gosh I am so nervous *giggles* Umm well I am 18 years old. I am a virgin and I broke my hymen yesterday while riding my bicycle on a cobblestone street. It was painful as hell, but then the banana seat starting rubbing against my tender va jay jay and before you know it I was gushing all over my huffy.

So I googled erotic porn boards and up popped this place. I took a look around and realized that this is the place for me. I am so excited to be here I just can't help myself. I want to learn everything there is to know about sex stuff. Everything I have learned so far has been on my mom's The Love Boat VHS tapes, so as you can imagine I have a pretty good idea of what I am supposed to be doing. I am just unsure of how to and what order.

So is there anyone out there looking to have some fun with an 18 year old virgin who is looking to fulfill all of her sexual desires? I am sure there has to be one guy out there. If you are nice to me I won't make you wear a condom when we make out.

Here is a pic I took with my camera phone just after I just got done taking a hot shower. I know I don't look all that good, but hopefully one of you fellas will find me attractive enough to send me a message.

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/4194/womentops.jpg

I hope to hear from you soon. If there are other alts out there I would love for you to post on my thread :) :kiss: :rose:
 
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Wow you are hot. I don't say that often but I am falling for you already. The fact that you just got out of a hot shower and yet your hair is perfectly dry amazes me. I am sending you a crush PM as soon as I am done with this post.
 
IhateClowns said:
Wow you are hot. I don't say that often but I am falling for you already. The fact that you just got out of a hot shower and yet your hair is perfectly dry amazes me. I am sending you a crush PM as soon as I am done with this post.
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lol clowns
 
Now all we need is a guy with a fake washboard abs av pic to start talking bestiality to you and this thread will be on a roll!
 
blade_rocknut said:
Now all we need is a guy with a fake washboard abs av pic to start talking bestiality to you and this thread will be on a roll!
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Ewwwwww you are soooooo gross :D:kiss::heart: Do men really do that here? Not the beastiality part, I mean work out and have wash boards abs? Oh my I am really starting to enjoy this place *giggle* *prance*
 
blade_rocknut said:
Now all we need is a guy with a fake washboard abs av pic to start talking bestiality to you and this thread will be on a roll!
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ILC don't listen to him. He knows not what he speaks of. There is no such thing as an alt on here. EVERY male on here has washboard abs and a 10" hog. So really the choices are endless.
 
So, who is an alt here? People keep speaking of alts, but I know not of whom they speak. People also speak of drama, but from what I've observed, it's kept private, as I don't perceive drama on this board.

Or, maybe I just work in a very dramatic place and am not as emotionally vested here as some people are. I tend to just focus on personalities that are distinct and sincere here. Same as I do in real life. I have few regrets.
 
Sidney_1 said:
So, who is an alt here? People keep speaking of alts, but I know not of whom they speak. People also speak of drama, but from what I've observed, it's kept private, as I don't perceive drama on this board.

Or, maybe I just work in a very dramatic place and am not as emotionally vested here as some people are. I tend to just focus on personalities that are distinct and sincere here. Same as I do in real life. I have few regrets.
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ravi and in_oral_office is the main one. I'm sure he has more than the 2 accounts though.
 
Sidney_1 said:
So, who is an alt here? People keep speaking of alts, but I know not of whom they speak. People also speak of drama, but from what I've observed, it's kept private, as I don't perceive drama on this board.

Or, maybe I just work in a very dramatic place and am not as emotionally vested here as some people are. I tend to just focus on personalities that are distinct and sincere here. Same as I do in real life. I have few regrets.
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There is no such thing as an alt so you are not missing anything Syd. I think we need to stop speaking about alts or we might scare ILC away and I would hate for that to happen.
 
I'm not an Alt, but my other personality has a HUGE cock, never has to work, and has limitless financial privelege. Oh, and this one guy I know; loves cigars and isn't the least bit fucking wacko.....
 
A little bit more about me. As I said before I am 18. I have been taking yoga since I was 4 years old and I can do the splits and still give myself an impecable pedicure. I have 38D all natural tits that rest just under my chin. I keep myself shaved bare and have never had an razor stubble or bumps.
 
IloveClowns said:
Hi everyone. This looks like a really cool place to meet people. You all seem so friendly. I just wanted to create a thread to introduce myself to everyone. So let's see where to begin. Gosh I am so nervous *giggles* Umm well I am 18 years old. I am a virgin and I broke my hymen yesterday while riding my bicycle on a cobblestone street. It was painful as hell, but then the banana seat starting rubbing against my tender va jay jay and before you know it I was gushing all over my huffy.

So I googled erotic porn boards and up popped this place. I took a look around and realized that this is the place for me. I am so excited to be here I just can't help myself. I want to learn everything there is to know about sex stuff. Everything I have learned so far has been on my mom's The Love Boat VHS tapes, so as you can imagine I have a pretty good idea of what I am supposed to be doing. I am just unsure of how to and what order.

So is there anyone out there looking to have some fun with an 18 year old virgin who is looking to fulfill all of her sexual desires? I am sure there has to be one guy out there. If you are nice to me I won't make you wear a condom when we make out.

Here is a pic I took with my camera phone just after I just got done taking a hot shower. I know I don't look all that good, but hopefully one of you fellas will find me attractive enough to send me a message.

http://i53.tinypic.com/35ktks4.jpg

I hope to hear from you soon. If there are other alts out there I would love for you to post on my thread :) :kiss: :rose:
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*runs to create an ALT*

Is 'Corball' too obvious?
 
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IloveClowns said:
A little bit more about me. As I said before I am 18. I have been taking yoga since I was 4 years old and I can do the splits and still give myself an impecable pedicure. I have 38D all natural tits that rest just under my chin. I keep myself shaved bare and have never had an razor stubble or bumps.
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Oh my gosh you are HOT!!!!!!!!! No razor stubble at all? Wowza
 
So what do you boys like to do for fun? Me? I like to tan nude. I ALWAYS were just a tank top and cheekies when home alone, but that is very seldom since I live in a sorority house. I may need to get going soon, there is talk of a pillow fight *giggle* *hee hee* *tiny toot*
 
IloveClowns said:
So what do you boys like to do for fun? Me? I like to tan nude. I ALWAYS were just a tank top and cheekies when home alone, but that is very seldom since I live in a sorority house. I may need to get going soon, there is talk of a pillow fight *giggle* *hee hee* *tiny toot*
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Oooh baby....I'll bet you like girls, too! Maybe even OLD ones like Cornhole....
 
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