The AH show off your tits thread

[johneb87]

I hope this works.

Here's mine.

Very lovely. Oh yes, it's working.

 

[SweetMaj]

Very lovely. Oh yes, it's working.

Yes it was.

Thank you, John.

 

[Handley_Page]

Gr r r r ow w l l l

 

[SweetMaj]

Gr r r r ow w l l l

 

[lovecraft68]

I think you might be overestimating the "who cares?" and "I'll show them" aspects of this, NK. Just sort of adds to the general dumbing down of the forum that others have been doing over the last couple of weeks.

Sage advice from the biggest fraud on this site who only thinks the forum is "dumb" because most people just roll their eyes and ignore his ridiculous lies and exaggerations rather than saying "Tell me another one Pinocchio"

The people here aren't dumb pilot they are just to smart to waste time telling you to grow the fuck up.

They have me for that.

 

[tolyk]

I disappear for a few weeks and I almost miss out on all the boobies!! What prompted this thread ML?

 

[johneb87]

I disappear for a few weeks and I almost miss out on all the boobies!! What prompted this thread ML?

Not a clue, but not complaining.

 

[sr71plt]

Ah, I see the Lovecraft68 is in his sick, obsessed stalker mode again.

Sorry, LC, just because your sad, pathetic life has become stuck in a warehouse after a dysfunctional childhood, including the urges to fuck and torture your sister, being jailed because you can't control yourself, and failing in a business and a marriage doesn't mean that I have to pretend that my life hasn't been--and continutes to be--quite interesting and wide ranging.

I'd like to say I'm sorry for you, but you're such a loser jackass that I'm not.
What happened to those grand plans from last year to quit your warehouse job and become a best-selling author? You breathlessly told us of your plans in November of last year, as I recall. Yet another fantasy that hasn't worked out for you?

Sad and pathetic. Stuck with having to try to pull others down to your gutter on an Internet discussion board.

We will now have a long diatribe by the pipsqueak bully with no life.

 

[lovecraft68]

Hey Pilot, why don't you have your alt 4glory show up and tell us all how successful you are?

 

[sr71plt]

Yeah, like any poster who points out that you're a loser jackass has to be an alt of mine.

I take it from reading across the boards that your drug supplier hasn't arrived yet this evening.

 

[_Lynn_]

I disappear for a few weeks and I almost miss out on all the boobies!! What prompted this thread ML?

Posts from this thread.

 

[tolyk]

Posts from this thread.

Ahh, I see Well, glad I caught your "bits"

 

[naturist11964]

I hope this works.

Here's mine.

SweetMaj
Loving that pic girl....Such a great idea and tremendous turn on once I know that the person sharing this pic is real, cool and so natural fellow literotica member...
Thanks again,
xx
Valdo

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Thanks for the lovely view, Maj!


Lovecraft and Pilot: Have you no shame? One of our dear friends revives a long-lost thread for our light-hearted pleasure, and you two have to try to hijack it for your boring arguments. Go back to your own little corners.

 

[sr71plt]

Perversely, this might be a good thread on which to note that, with the posting of today's chapter to a story, I have regained the position of third highest Literotica story producer. I'd lost that position when the now-number two author (Ashson) breezed right through me at the beginning of the year, but the next most prolific active Lit. author is 100 works below me, so I might maintain position for a while. No chance of ever making it to #1 (Samuelx) or #2 (Ashson) now.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Perversely, this might be a good thread on which to note that, with the posting of today's chapter to a story, I have regained the position of third highest Literotica story producer. I'd lost that position when the now-number two author (Ashson) breezed right through me at the beginning of the year, but the next most prolific active Lit. author is 100 works below me, so I might maintain position for a while. No chance of ever making it to #1 (Samuelx) or #2 (Ashson) now.

Unless you're going to show off your tits or appreciate those who do, maybe you should start your own self-esteem* thread, pilot?


*Self-Esteem n. An erroneous appraisal. (Ambrose Bierce)

 

[sr71plt]

Unless you're going to show off your tits or appreciate those who do, maybe you should start your own self-esteem* thread, pilot?


*Self-Esteem n. An erroneous appraisal. (Ambrose Bierce)

These are my tits. I'm showing them off. Try not to be a grump (or to post nasty quotes just to be nasty. Why do you assert this is erroneous appraisal?).

 

[SweetMaj]

Thanks for the lovely view, Maj!


Lovecraft and Pilot: Have you no shame? One of our dear friends revives a long-lost thread for our light-hearted pleasure, and you two have to try to hijack it for your boring arguments. Go back to your own little corners.

"BLUSH"

 

[SimonDoom]

Perversely, this might be a good thread on which to note that, with the posting of today's chapter to a story, I have regained the position of third highest Literotica story producer. I'd lost that position when the now-number two author (Ashson) breezed right through me at the beginning of the year, but the next most prolific active Lit. author is 100 works below me, so I might maintain position for a while. No chance of ever making it to #1 (Samuelx) or #2 (Ashson) now.

How does one know who has written the most stories on this site? Is there a list for that?

Pardon me to those on this thread who just want more tits. I do too, but I'm curious about this.

 

[sr71plt]

How does one know who has written the most stories on this site? Is there a list for that?

Pardon me to those on this thread who just want more tits. I do too, but I'm curious about this.

It's here from the Stories page, scroll down the left side to "Most Productive Authors." It just shows the top ten.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Thanks for the lovely view, Maj!


Lovecraft and Pilot: Have you no shame? One of our dear friends revives a long-lost thread for our light-hearted pleasure, and you two have to try to hijack it for your boring arguments. Go back to your own little corners.

Er, might wanna check the dates on those LC/Pilot posts you were responding to.

 

[sr71plt]

Oh, let's not disturb Tio's hate needs.

A four-year-old thread on showing tits is such a sacred memorial, you know (not to mention a good platform for a personal attack).

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Oh, let's not disturb Tio's hate needs.

A four-year-old thread on showing tits is such a sacred memorial, you know (not to mention a good platform for a personal attack).

No need to hate, and I should have checked the dates. It was, actually, the first time I saw the thread and I thought it had been newly bumped. Had I been around at the time of the posts, my comments would have been the same. By the way, I have no hate for pilot, even though we have exchanged some very nasty comments in the past; I would have responded the same to anyone who posted that way. It was not alt all personal, pilot. I abandoned my personal quarrel with you long ago.

 

[sr71plt]

I abandoned my personal quarrel with you long ago.

Apparently not, as this thread shows.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

Okay, ladies, here you go. Show 'em off.


Okay it's an old thread with mostly griping. But to get it back to real members and real tits here are my old tits.
It seems like most threads show 110# 19 year old virgins or other skinny porn magazine girls with implants.
I know there are pretty Lit members with big tits who are much younger and nicer looking than me. But, I've shown my boobs for so long to so many people I don't mind digging an old photo out to show them off again.

Sorry about being posted before and two or three years old. With a new computer my husband got behind. http://i.imgur.com/BVD4j66.jpg