The AH Halloween chain-sentence masacre thread

[Aurora Black]

dropped it on the floor, looked under her dress and ran out into the

Waxing parlor, where she unexpectedly ran into...

 

[Honey123]

Waxing parlor, where she unexpectedly ran into...

Johnny...Johnny was an older student of hers who always had a humongous hard

 

[Aurora Black]

Johnny...Johnny was an older student of hers who always had a humongous hard

Baseball bat in the passenger seat of his car. He called it "Lucille" and bragged in class that he liked to use it to batter up (Get it, tee hee ) on people's heads. When she first heard the story, she was so scared that she...

 

[FallingToFly]

Baseball bat in the passenger seat of his car. He called it "Lucille" and bragged in class that he liked to use it to batter up (Get it, tee hee ) on people's heads. When she first heard the story, she was so scared that she...

had diarrhea for a week. Because she had no sick leave, she had to deal with it at school and she really

 

[Honey123]

had diarrhea for a week. Because she had no sick leave, she had to deal with it at school and she really

hated wearing Depends...it was totally not flattering to her butt, yet she

 

[Guest]

 

[Honey123]

knew that the art teacher would never be a fair judge of...

anything that she tried to

 

[FallingToFly]

knew that the art teacher would never be a fair judge of...

her rennaisaance curves. Johnny was staring at her a look of

 

[Guest]

 

[Honey123]

do. So she had to be at school herself to organize the class pumpkin-carving contest.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

her rennaisaance curves. Johnny was staring at her a look of

Oh no!! It was happening again....she was talking two times...two times...

 

[Guest]

 

[FallingToFly]

The voices in her head were...

Shrieking with glee and demanding naughty things of her, things like...

 

[Aurora Black]

The voices in her head were...

Beginning to sound like Fran Drescher, and she wanted to die. She turned on the garbage disposal and...

 

[Honey123]

The voices in her head were...

Beginning to sound like Fran Drescher, and she wanted to die. She turned on the garbage disposal and...

Shrieking with glee and demanding naughty things of her, things like...

Oh no...it's happening again!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Honey123]

She fell to the ground, ears bleeding, as...

the shiny dildo...Johnny and the chia pet surrounded her humming....

 

[Guest]

the shiny dildo...Johnny and the chia pet surrounded her humming....

the theme from Fame. Johnny then...

 

[Aurora Black]

the theme from Fame. Johnny then...

Began to tap dance to Mr. Bojangles while swinging the bloody bat. Terrified by the sight, she took a deep breath and...

 

[Guest]

Began to tap dance to Mr. Bojangles while swinging the bloody bat. Terrified by the sight, she took a deep breath and...

started to sing in a very off key voice. It was so terrible that Johnny took his bat and

 

[Aurora Black]

started to sing in a very off key voice. It was so terrible that Johnny took his bat and

Threw it against the wall, followed by his own head. He made a hole in the wall between the dining room and the kitchen, so he was trapped between the two rooms. Giggling and checking out his ass, she picked up the bat and...

 

[joeys-game]

Threw it against the wall, followed by his own head. He made a hole in the wall between the dining room and the kitchen, so he was trapped between the two rooms. Giggling and checking out his ass, she picked up the bat and...

smashed the evil chia pet, dirt went

 

[FallingToFly]

smashed the evil chia pet, dirt went

flying everywhere- onto Johnny's ass and her own freshly waxed cunt, making a muddy mess that

 

[joeys-game]

flying everywhere- onto Johnny's ass and her own freshly waxed cunt, making a muddy mess that

whoever walked through the door next would have to clean up. Suddenly the door opened and

 

[FallingToFly]

whoever walked through the door next would have to clean up. Suddenly the door opened and

CharleyH walked in, brandishing her beat stick. Everyone in the audience screamed. Women fainted, men

 

[joeys-game]

CharleyH walked in, brandishing her beat stick. Everyone in the audience screamed. Women fainted, men

did thier best to stare at her, desire dripping from them., undressing her with thier eyes, without appearing to do so. They were aware that