The AH Halloween chain-sentence masacre thread

[Guest]

It was a dark and stormy night

 

[Aurora Black]

It was a dark and stormy night

Forked lightning danced haphazardly across the sky, like a man at the gallows.

 

[Guest]

Forked lightning danced haphazardly across the sky, like a man at the gallows.

the moon was hidden behind a mass of clouds

 

[Aurora Black]

the moon was hidden behind a mass of clouds

Which gave way to the darkness within

 

[Guest]

Which gave way to the darkness within

the small farm house on the hill

 

[Aurora Black]

the small farm house on the hill

Had an area in the back for slaughtering pigs

 

[Guest]

Had an area in the back for slaughtering pigs

and the legend went that children were slaughtered too long long ago

 

[Aurora Black]

and the legend went that children were slaughtered too long long ago

By the evil farmer and his wife

 

[Guest]

By the evil farmer and his wife

But that was long ago. Those kinds of things dont happen anymore

 

[FallingToFly]

But that was long ago. Those kinds of things dont happen anymore

At least not in the pleasant town of Amityville

 

[Aurora Black]

At least not in the pleasant town of Amityville

The abandoned house was large, with many dark secrets within its walls.

 

[Guest]

At least not in the pleasant town of Amityville

Or the lovely little place called Salem

 

[Guest]

The abandoned house was large, with many dark secrets within its walls.

but the teenage couple fucking on the porch were oblivious

 

[FallingToFly]

but the teenage couple fucking on the porch were oblivious

They were too caught up in the bump and grind ecstacy of cock and cunt

 

[Aurora Black]

but the teenage couple fucking on the porch were oblivious

"Those horny bastards," said the psycho killer before he sliced them up mid-thrust.

 

[Guest]

They were too caught up in the bump and grind ecstacy of cock and cunt

unaware that they were being watched

 

[Guest]

"Those horny bastards," said the psycho killer before he sliced them up mid-thrust.

" Two in one go!" he laughed as he licked the knife

 

[Aurora Black]

" Two in one go!" he laughed as he licked the knife

Then he went inside and whipped himself while calling out for his mommy, addressing the skeleton that watched him from empty eye sockets.

 

[Guest]

Then he went inside and whipped himself while calling out for his mommy, addressing the skeleton that watched him from empty eye sockets.

(BWAH!! )

The skeleton had never seen such a bad imitation of the Da vinci code

 

[Aurora Black]

(BWAH!! )

The skeleton had never seen such a bad imitation of the Da vinci code

(Oh, crap! I was aiming for a mix between Psycho and Friday the 13th! *pout*)

The skeleton came to life and snatched the whip away.

"Run, bitch! I'll show you what real whipping is!" *crazy eyes*

 

[Guest]

(Oh, crap! I was aiming for a mix between Psycho and Friday the 13th! *pout*)

The skeleton came to life and snatched the whip away.

"Run, bitch! I'll show you what real whipping is!" *crazy eyes*

(sowwy)

Freddy turned off the shit show on the telly and flexed his razor fingers

 

[Aurora Black]

(sowwy)

Freddy turned off the shit show on the telly and flexed his razor fingers

He was hungry, so he started to cut into some roast beef... but it was a human arm!

(I'm getting silly now, I know)

 

[Guest]

He was hungry, so he started to cut into some roast beef... but it was a human arm!

(I'm getting silly now, I know)

and the huiman was still attached to it

 

[Aurora Black]

and the huiman was still attached to it

The screams were agonizing.

 

[Guest]

The screams were agonizing.

it turned him on