The AH Contest Complaint Thread

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Quote:
Originally Posted by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
Sorry, Cheater, but you mistaken me for someone who has alts. I have no alts. I want credit for everything, good or bad, that I write.

Moreover, I haven't submitted a story since December 2008. I did rewrite some of my older stories this year, but they were posted under Bostonfictionwriter.

Just because you and everyone else around here have dozens of alts, not everyone is under handed and a cheater. Some of us adhere to higher moral standards. Some of us do not possess the ability to cheat and deceive. Some of us are truly good people and modest, like me.

Hey, if you give me any more shit, I just might buy this site and ban your ass (lol). How would you like me then? Huh?

Yeah, I thought so. Okay, okay, stop kissing my feet. It feels weird when you stick your tongue in between my toes like that. Gross. What's wrong with you? That's so nasty.

"Pardon? Do I have to pee? Why? You want to hold my cock for me? Gross. Are you gay, too? I thought just the pilot was queer."




Why does Freddie keep claiming he has no alts? When I outed him last year, he admitted he and Positive Thinker were one and the same person.

Pedo!

Are you still molesting children and pretending they are your grandchildren? You sick fuck.

Positivethinker, for your information, is my employee and my friend. He wrote for the site last year.

Anything else or are you just slumming and trying to start shit that you never finish, George.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I've still got the email from "Positive Thinker" where he admitted to being BFW.

It still nauseates me that I gave the ass a second chance. Too much good nature in me, I suppose. Shoulda known better.

Hey, I can't help it if everyone wants to be me. Get in line. Postivethinker and I are best friends. I'm sure he was having some fun with you, just as I do, when I write that I'm Scouries, Sarahhh, and you (lol).

For you to believe that I am all of these people, then you must admit that I am the most prolific writing on Literotica. Are you willing and ready to admit that?

If not, then fuck off.

 

[Darkniciad]

In fact a good argument could be made that AHland does not welcome black, male, heterosexual writers. That in fact they are refused membership whenever they apply for entry – blackballed as they say.

I say that it’s finally time to throw open the doors of AHland to all writers no matter their race or sexual preferences.

Hmmm... this is coming from who?

Oh yeah...

http://forum.literotica.com/showthre...1#post27881971

Originally Posted by scouries
And what the fuck’s with these Europeans all of a sudden? Germany? Finland? my friend flicka asks pardon for her English but she’s made like 15,000 effing posts! If she'd read a few of my stories maybe her english would improve!

And what’s the krauts problem?

They hate us when things are going good over there but as soon as they’ve got a problem they come running for help from good ole uncle sam. They’re happy to take our tourist dollars aren’t they?

They don’t even know what real football is and they’re criticizing me?

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost...postcount=2389

Originally Posted by scouries
2 – Bathe every morning after you get out of bed. And don’t forget your hair. I know that the Irish aren’t the most mindful group of people when it comes to personal hygiene but it’s important…both for your wellbeing and to those around you.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost...&postcount=774

Originally Posted by scouries
And what humans would be allowed to star in these tales? Definitely the Aussies and the Scots to start with. There is a long tradition of human/sheep relations in both countries. All Mormons.

No Blacks! We’ve had enough of that racist bullshit for the last couple of hundred years in America. No need to encourage any more.

And even if we’re at war with them I think we should give the Arabs a pass at the beginning. There are enough Camel Jockey jokes going around already.

Of course the French. They’re generally not so clean and think they are the world’s greatest lovers. Let’s see them prove it with our furry friends. They and the Poles have a well documented history of eating Horse.

No English! They have enough problems figuring out what to do in the bedroom without complicating things even further. No Canadians either. They’re far too dull to be believable as swashbuckling mammal mounters.

Italians yes! Lets see how long those bum pinching lotharios last when they try to grab some Kangeroo butt.

No Chinese, even if they do spend half the day eating live insects. We definitely don’t want any ‘Year of the Rat’ in our fantasies. But their Japanese neighbors would be welcomed. They’ve been eating raw Blowfish forever.

Indians (the real ones) would be ideal candidates for inclusion. They have a long history of half animal/ half human gods. (Have you ever seen the elephant trunk on Lord Ganesh? How do you think he got it anyway?)

As to the Irish …no, it’s not even worth contemplating them.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost...&postcount=749

Originally Posted by scouries
And your Just contrary that way simply highlights one of the major problems facing America these days – women who haven’t been brought up correctly and who have too much free time on their hands.

 

[TxRad]

Hmmm... this is coming from who?

Oh yeah...

http://forum.literotica.com/showthre...1#post27881971



http://forum.literotica.com/showpost...postcount=2389



http://forum.literotica.com/showpost...&postcount=774



http://forum.literotica.com/showpost...&postcount=749

LOL

I was think about pulling some of those but I was just to lazy this morning.

 

[Niriate]

This is just an idea that came drifing by, so I decided to throw it out there.

How about a 'contest' or award for Best New Author? It might entice some new people to start writing more or start writing as a whole.
I realise it may be hard to double-check who are new people and who are alts, but I hope that it can help new writers getting some assistance in this world.

 

[Darkniciad]

This is just an idea that came drifing by, so I decided to throw it out there.

How about a 'contest' or award for Best New Author? It might entice some new people to start writing more or start writing as a whole.
I realise it may be hard to double-check who are new people and who are alts, but I hope that it can help new writers getting some assistance in this world.

Yah, the rub would be who was really "new"

In addition to Alts, what about someone who has only posted on another story site, but starts adding those stories to Lit. They're new here, after all.

Could be something to add to the year-end awards.

 

[Darkniciad]

It all works for me, except for the part of having sex while naked. I don't get it.

Poor choice of words, or Freudian slip? You be the judge.

 

[TxRad]

Poor choice of words, or Freudian slip? You be the judge.

Or the third possibility is that it's the first true thing he's said in the last month.

 

[ms.read]

lol. he was commenting on a post I wrote a bit ago on another thread. trying to be funny I think...or honest. Not sure...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

there are contests?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I have no complaints at this time.

Stay posted, please, for future complaints.

 

[Darkniciad]

I have no complaints at this time.

Stay posted, please, for future complaints.

Why? Your posts are like deranged madlibs -- just the same tired form letter sprinkled a few new absurdities every time.

"I don't have alts. I want credit for everything I write. I just want to write. I only come here because people attack me. The contests are fixed."

Insert a few random profanities, "witty" nicknames, and eyeroller stories from your "life of the rich and famous" and your next post is ready to roll off the presses.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Why? Your posts are like deranged madlibs -- just the same tired form letter sprinkled a few new absurdities every time.

"I don't have alts. I want credit for everything I write. I just want to write. I only come here because people attack me. The contests are fixed."

Insert a few random profanities, "witty" nicknames, and eyeroller stories from your "life of the rich and famous" and your next post is ready to roll off the presses.

Actually, to be honest, I'm not much of a complainer. I'm just here to write stories.

Shouldn't you be out cleaning toilet bowls and voting for your stories over and again?

 

[Darkniciad]

Actually, to be honest, I'm not much of a complainer. I'm just here to write stories.

But wait: "You haven't written anything in a year" ( )

So, by your own logic, why are you here?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

we can complain?

 

[michchick98]

Actually, to be honest, I'm not much of a complainer. I'm just here to write stories.

So the endless posts where you go on and on about being cheated aren't you complaining, here and in the Survivor threads, and in all the contest threads? Is there another BostonFictionWriter posting to these forums?

Perhaps you should think before you "speak" Freddie. You're making yourself look like an idiot with your contradictions.

 

[Darkniciad]

I'm just waiting for the bug fix in the H code. His spittle-spewing rant when his underhanded tactics are rendered null and void by the oversight correction should prove somewhat entertaining. It's his only successful gaming of the system, and the rug is about to get pulled out from under him.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

there's H's?

 

[TxRad]

there's H's?

Yeah there are. Red ones even. H

You have a few if I remember correctly.

 

[Darkniciad]

*Snicker*

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=34124156&postcount=8063

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I have no complaints at this time. Please stay posted. Everything is beautiful. Thank you very much for establishing this thread just for me.

 

[Darkniciad]

God bless you!

I've been saying this for three years. Please, everyone, put me on ignore. Thank you in advance.

If you really wish for nobody to read your posts or respond to them, there's a quite easy and completely foolproof method of doing so.

Stop posting to the forum.

 

[Darkniciad]

I'm not surprised that someone can just copy and paste stories. Hell, the winner of the Earth Day contest copied and pasted 3,000 words of his 13,000 word story.

Yet, no one reports that, even though it's common knowledge and even though the author even admitted his wrongdoings in the Earth Day thread.

Uhh... No.

All anybody has to do is skim it to know that the "chapter" accusation is a joke. The characters that return only play minor roles in the story as well. They're simply there for continuity of the series.

3000 words worth of six returning characters ( and that's being pretty generous, just taking whole sections ) out of the 16000 word story about Dan and Brooke.

Boston must be knee-deep in your whine from all those sour grapes