The AH Coffee Shop and Reading Room 09

[NuclearFairy]

We get a free Halloween story idea with our coffee today!

Is it about all the ladies trying to steal his briefs?

 

[TheRedLantern]

Is it about all the ladies trying to steal his briefs?

Every story starts with a question, eg "What's written on the briefs?"

 

[TheRedLantern]

I'm getting all my weirdness out here today because my characters told me to stop talking so they could tell me a way better story than the one I was writing. Appreciate everyone putting up with it.

 

[NotWise]

Every story starts with a question, eg "What's written on the briefs?"

A story about laundry marks? I suppose "Hand wash only" could lead to something. "Hang to dry?" I don't know. Maybe BDSM/FemDom.

 

[MrPixel]

I've only done that once--to a costume party when I was about 28. I wore red strippers briefs under the kilt to answer the inevitable question.

Yeah, I probably would have done the same at that age. Five years later after being a seasoned bachelor and semi-recovered from the divorce? Commando, goddammit.

 

[NotWise]

Yeah, I probably would have done the same at that age. Five years later after being a seasoned bachelor and semi-recovered from the divorce? Commando, goddammit.

Kinda drafty for the end of October.

 

[sirhugs]

* once again finds the door unlocked, so puts the coffee on and logs onto Literotica, first to catch up on posts, then to write...*

 

[TheRedLantern]

* gets out her bagpipes ... but then decides to let @sirhugs have a peaceful morning *

 

[sirhugs]

* gets out her bagpipes ... but then decides to let @sirhugs have a peaceful morning *

thank you thank you thank you
I have thus far remained silent on the bagpipe issue, but I find them annoying... they always sound the same. I recently heard a supposed rendition of Amazing Grace on pipes... it was unrecognizable, even after being told what it was supposed to be.
You can see why I tried to keep out of the topic.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

It's another beautiful day and I'm fully recovered from the myalgia from taking the statins. I'm going to have to talk to my doctor about an alternative to them since I had previously suffered the same using fibrates. I'm going to try to get out and do some weeding today, having neglected it for so long.

@sirhugs started the coffee and I've got the teapot boiling. There are cupcakes and bagels on the counter. I've packed the kilts and bagpipes away but they are in the back room if you need to borrow them for Halloween.

I'll be over in the corner for now, working on my Winter Holiday story. I think my Muse has been getting into the cooking sherry lately so I'm struggling to make any headway with the story ...

 

[Duleigh]

Good morning! Busy day today - meta data and Cover Art for the next book, then I can solely concentrate on my Halloween story. The more I think about the plot the more it makes me think it needs a Rod Serling style introduction... I wonder how many of today's readers would understand what that means.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Oh, yes.

 

[iwatchus]

Good morning! Busy day today - meta data and Cover Art for the next book, then I can solely concentrate on my Halloween story. The more I think about the plot the more it makes me think it needs a Rod Serling style introduction... I wonder how many of today's readers would understand what that means.

I assume you AI generate your cover art? It was you doing the dragon pictures when I first started in on the forum, right?

 

[MrPixel]

Good morning! Busy day today - meta data and Cover Art for the next book, then I can solely concentrate on my Halloween story. The more I think about the plot the more it makes me think it needs a Rod Serling style introduction... I wonder how many of today's readers would understand what that means.

"For your consideration..."

We have or had a local who wore a kilt as everyday apparel. Haven't seen him in a couple of years. I asked whose tartan it was and he didn't know, so the style choice wasn't a reflection of cultural heritage. Didn't press 'im on "the other issue."

 

[Duleigh]

I assume you AI generate your cover art? It was you doing the dragon pictures when I first started in on the forum, right?

Yes, I love my dragon. It's a major character in a series I am working on. His name is Pommeraie de la Montesquieu, but he's really a human named Nick Stein. When Nick becomes king he can only change into his dragon form at night because it wouldn't look seemingly to have a king that flies around with his son who can also become a dragon. The queen can also become a dragon if she wanted, but she thinks it's silly.

 

[Duleigh]

"For your consideration..."

We have or had a local who wore a kilt as everyday apparel. Haven't seen him in a couple of years. I asked whose tartan it was and he didn't know, so the style choice wasn't a reflection of cultural heritage. Didn't press 'im on "the other issue."

I used to wear a kilt all the time. I was in a bar one day and a fellow asked me "What do you REALLY wear under your kilt?" I answered him honestly: "Your wife's lipstick."

And the fight was on...

 

[TheRedLantern]

I have thus far remained silent on the bagpipe issue, but I find them annoying...

If you didn't have maybe the most adorable screen name on Lit, we'd be bagpiping, drinking, and sharing underkilt garment secrets that only professional bagpipers know.

 

[sirhugs]

If you didn't have maybe the most adorable screen name on Lit, we'd be bagpiping, drinking, and sharing underkilt garment secrets that only professional bagpipers know.

 

[Statius]

If you didn't have maybe the most adorable screen name on Lit, we'd be bagpiping, drinking, and sharing underkilt garment secrets that only professional bagpipers know.

Just curious. Have you started a story about kilts yet? Bet you could pull one off... A story that is.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Literotica - the one porn site on the Net featuring discussions about bagpipes!

Sometimes I think there should be a Rule 35.

 

[Statius]

Literotica - the one porn site on the Net featuring discussions about bagpipes!

Sometimes I think there should be a Rule 35.

There's gotta be another, IDK seems like porn and bagpipes are a good mix if not over done. And if there isn't it just makes this site as unique as the people using it; I'm all for it.

 

[Duleigh]

Literotica - the one porn site on the Net featuring discussions about bagpipes!

Don't forget the adorable screen names!

 

[TheRedLantern]

Just curious. Have you started a story about kilts yet?

Yes, it's called "I Feel Seen" and it's an emotional dramedy written in first person from the penis's perspective.

 

[Statius]

Yes, it's called "I Feel Seen" and it's an emotional dramedy written in first person from the penis's perspective.

Oh that's different! Let me know when it posts, I'll read that

 

[TheRedLantern]

Oh that's different! Let me know when it posts, I'll read that

Let me check where it is in my process:

1. write story
2. revise story
3. obsess over minuscule detail until I have a breakdown in the coffee shop thread
4. cry in someone's DMs
5. repeat 3 & 4 as needed (<- YOU ARE HERE)
6. submit for publication
7. click refresh until index finger muscles are strong enough to punch through dragon scales