The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub and All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive. All are welcome!

[likes2watchU]

I just kept getting more jellybeans stuffe….umm

poor Sin

 

[Sincity09]

poor Sin

 

[kathyisgr65]

(Hence why I…umm, struggle with them )

Yeah keep forgetting to get a safe word til..u know

 

[Sincity09]

I start to cry?

 

[Lilianna23]

Because it proves that you’re inhuman! Or superhuman.

Not sure which….

https://twitter.com/x/status/1789075508191240468

I'll take superhuman!

 

[pmichael]

Sometimes slow is good
(sometimes it's dang annoying, but only sometimes)

And how's that shooter's saying go?
Slow is fast
Fast is smooth

I can be quite annoying most times.
I am a wealth of habitual bad habits.

 

[Lilianna23]

She's a very special woman...

Aren't we all, OM!

 

[kathyisgr65]

I start to cry?

I wasn't gonna bust u out..but since u did..yup

 

[Sincity09]

I'll take superhuman!

 

[Lilianna23]

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I literally wore a t shirt with this on it last week at work. I had worked 13 days straight, recovering from a cold and I had had enough of some of the idiocy at work. No one said anything, and they left me alone . Message received!

Sometimes you have to get creative with the message!

 

[Sincity09]

I wasn't gonna bust u out..but since u did..yup

 

[kathyisgr65]

That's why ur my homie..u have a sense of humor and a dirty mind..

 

[Lilianna23]

No...I'd say more of a harlot. Your eye shadow seems more harlotty

He stole the eyeshadow from me! He's been coveting my glitters!

 

[Lilianna23]

I like it, sounds classier, and we ARE all classy folks here (sort of, I may be a weak link…)

Or, the missing one...

 

[Lilianna23]

I’m trying to stay awake during the baseball game tonight but my GF wore me out! And my dog is snoring loudly.

Being worn out by the GF is the best kind of worn out!

 

[Lilianna23]

Hmmm, maybe. I just wanted to clear any confusion as to my professional status. I don't have one. I give it away.

It's sweeter that way!

 

[enbiji]

He stole the eyeshadow from me! He's been coveting my glitters!

Anyway, I've moved on to "woman of easy virtue."

 

[Lilianna23]

Ask but bring your own just in case. If they don't have something you tolerate, ask if you may add your own fruit to the top. Health code may not allow them to cook with outside food, but for allergies many places will make an exception for outside food eaten at the table.

Good to know. I tend to just not order anything with items to which I'm allergic. I also pointedly ask if they have an AED on the premises when I say I'm allergic.

I told one place I was allergic but the food still came with the allergen on it. I sent it back and it was returned to me with the allergen just scraped off. I asked the manager if I needed to alert my friends in the Health Department.

I'm not usually a drama queen but if you're trying to KILL me, I'll bring you a side of drama!

 

[Lilianna23]

Hi there everyone

Hi, Norfolk! How is your weekend?

 

[Lilianna23]

I am that age where I need to take my glasses off because I am just sick of having them on my face and my arms are to short for me to see what I want to read or type on my phone..... hahahaha

I could do that until cataract surgery.

 

[Lilianna23]

My reading glasses have been on so long I have to squint....

I have them all over the house, both vehicles, and usually on top of my head.

 

[Lilianna23]

You poor old old lady!!

Careful, Rick! Don't forget about the knives!

 

[Lilianna23]

Ugh! I feel so old...lol

You're just a baby girl, still!

 

[Wonderer67]

Oh, and BTW, congrats to Wonderer67 for creating a thread with 4999 posts in less than 2 months. Glad I wandered in, and glad to have gotten to know many of you better. It's nice to see genuine people here and to chat and joke about the business of Living.

Thanks brother. Been a fun thread.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It's sweeter that way!

It's nice to remove the transactional aspects. Besides, I really hate tit-for-tat and keeping score.


Not that I have anything against either tits or tats, mind you. I do like having tits against me . . . .