Thatcher is dead.

Fuck me running.

I think she was speaking metaphorically about an actual cockroach not you skittering across the tile specifically. That would be a metaphor wrapped in a metaphor surrounded by an enigma
 
Watching the live spots from Westminster on Sky News this morning... the band in the background is playing the theme from the Benny Hill show.

Brits make me laugh.
 
Gonna read this thread from the start to cheer myself up. I'm sat in a 'spoons in scouseland.
 
what i cant fathom is that, well aside from him becoming their leader in the first place having twice been sacked for lying, is that two week ago, in a party which is part funded from moscow, he got a 60% in his favour vote of confidence. despite being known previously as a liar, and recently being fined by met plod for also lying. MPS and ministers appeared in media in droves to support him, before and after that vote.

then yesterday they suddenly had a revelation, and in their droves resigned calling him a liar and liability - yet he was/is the same bojo as he has always been (look up the bullingdon club).

whatever is behind this, put simply, the tories are not fit to govern.

may they all rot in hell.
 
what i cant fathom is that, well aside from him becoming their leader in the first place having twice been sacked for lying, is that two week ago, in a party which is part funded from moscow, he got a 60% in his favour vote of confidence. despite being known previously as a liar, and recently being fined by met plod for also lying. MPS and ministers appeared in media in droves to support him, before and after that vote.

then yesterday they suddenly had a revelation, and in their droves resigned calling him a liar and liability - yet he was/is the same bojo as he has always been (look up the bullingdon club).

whatever is behind this, put simply, the tories are not fit to govern.

may they all rot in hell.
You always make me wet. 🧡🧡🦽
 
what i cant fathom is that, well aside from him becoming their leader in the first place having twice been sacked for lying, is that two week ago, in a party which is part funded from moscow, he got a 60% in his favour vote of confidence. despite being known previously as a liar, and recently being fined by met plod for also lying. MPS and ministers appeared in media in droves to support him, before and after that vote.

then yesterday they suddenly had a revelation, and in their droves resigned calling him a liar and liability - yet he was/is the same bojo as he has always been (look up the bullingdon club).

whatever is behind this, put simply, the tories are not fit to govern.

may they all rot in hell.
The two bye elections scared the crap out of them. Especially the one in Devon. They don't give a fuck about his lies or incompetence, they saw their own gravy trains threatened.
 
And yet some of the venal lying opportunist shites seem to think the electorate are all thick as pigshit
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The two bye elections scared the crap out of them. Especially the one in Devon. They don't give a fuck about his lies or incompetence, they saw their own gravy trains threatened.
i dont think it was the bye elections tbh. they are a bunch of self serving twats after all. they serve (get well paid to) on company boards, charity boards (reasonable operating expenses), claim eye watering expenses (duck houses etc) - in effect so long as the grandees (as they call themselves) get a seat they couldnt give a flying whatsit.

they have known what the prick was like for years, as far back as davey cameron and himself in the bullingdon club. his divorces, his affairs, him being sacked for lying, his bullshit brexit bus stunt - they knew exactly what he was/is/always will be.

it might not even have been the russian funding of the tory party.

but the degree of plotting which went on (almost coup like) and his vitriolic refusal to leave (hes also known for being a stubborn twat) downing street suggests that something is missing in the jigsaw. its doubtful its his desire to have a wedding reception at chequers, it could be that he wants to be in office longer than T 'Dog' May - but again, seriously?
 
I wonder if Boris will be on the next Dancing on Ice.

My mate who's a Tory (cunt used to be Labour in our twenties) hopes Steve Baker will get in and not Sunak.
 
I wonder if Boris will be on the next Dancing on Ice.

My mate who's a Tory (cunt used to be Labour in our twenties) hopes Steve Baker will get in and not Sunak.
oh druggie steve.... i would dearly love him to sue me over that comment :) if sunack gets in im defo moving to ireland and opening a museum of the black and tans.

boris on ice....

Ian Huntley was a better caretaker.
 
as a tribute to the way the tories treat the working classes (sorry you middle class twats, but you are included in this by definition) who generate the wealth on which the grandees sit. this just had to be posted. Enjoy LOUDLY!! RIP. Ronnie, Cozy

 
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