That Zumba instructor-cum-prostitute in Maine that's on the news?

[islandman]

Evidently the laws out there allow for the publication of the johns' names.

Which helps to explain why Perg hasn't been around in a while.





This is how rumours get started.

 

[Wings]

Wait, this is a thing?

I need to contemplate a career change.

 

[islandman]

By "thing", do you mean "career"?

 

[pete]

Wait, this is a thing?

I need to contemplate a career change.

well, it *was* a thing.
now it's looking more like a prison sentence.

 

[islandman]

*pity bump*

 

[thør]

Evidently the laws out there allow for the publication of the johns' names.

Which helps to explain why Perg hasn't been around in a while.





This is how rumours get started.

 

[islandman]

I'm going to need a better pic.

Perhaps one of her in her Zumba outfit.

 

[tactful]

I'm going to need a better pic.

Perhaps one of her in her Zumba outfit.

You'd have a better shot of getting one of her on tape, know anyone in the DAs office?

 

[jeninflorida]

Evidently the laws out there allow for the publication of the johns' names.

Which helps to explain why Perg hasn't been around in a while.





This is how rumours get started.

21 of the 100 names were published, guessing being a divorce attorney in that town just became very profitable

 

[thør]

This one isn't as much fun as the myspace pic above:

 

[islandman]

I want to see the myspace pic!

 

[HAL_9000]

gawker has porn vids of her on their front page.

 

[islandman]

gawker has porn vids of her on their front page.

So they are!

The second and fourth vids are especially lovely.

 

[Adre]

I wouldn't pay too much for that...maybe a Ben

 

[HAL_9000]

So they are!

The second and fourth vids are especially lovely.

I actually liked the first one of her dancing nude the best.

Call me old fashioned.

 

[blobfish]

I wouldn't pay too much for that...maybe a Ben

At least you're finally out of the closet.

 

[Adre]

At least you're finally out of the closet.

Baby steps.

 

[lovetoread]

Zumba is fun.

 

[rosco rathbone]

She's hot, but those videos are boring. I'd rather see her being banged out by some old guy client of hers...the local judge or newspaper editor or whatever.

 

[thør]

Linkage

 

[JohnnySavage]

She's ok for a non-blonde.

 

[Peregrinator]

Evidently the laws out there allow for the publication of the johns' names.

Which helps to explain why Perg hasn't been around in a while.





This is how rumours get started.

Ahahahahaha! One of my best friends' wife is a Zumba instructor...and he's from Maine originally...

 

[islandman]

Ahahahahaha! One of my best friends' wife is a Zumba instructor...and he's from Maine originally...

You're welcome.

 

[Lorilei]

Could y'all just go ahead and make out and get it over with?

Thanks, and I'll be waiting for pics.

 

[islandman]

Could y'all just go ahead and make out and get it over with?

Thanks, and I'll be waiting for pics.

In a thread in which I alleged that Perg's disappearance was the result of him being outed as a john to a Zumba-fanatic prostitute in Maine?

Just how much have you had to drink tonight???