That wacky, loveable Mike Tyson

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Yep, your favorite would-be cannibal and Heavyweight Maniac Mike Tyson was interviewed by several folks for ESPN's Sunday Conversation (aired on SportCenter Sunday nights).

The man is completely sociopathic, as far as I can tell.

Here's one of his priceless quotes:

"Sometimes you guys [the reporters] have no pride, so no matter what I say, you guys ... it doesn't affect you because you don't care about nothing but money. So every now and then I kick your (expletive) ass and stomp on you and put some kind of pain and inflict some of the pain on you because you deserve to feel the pain that I feel.

"I wish that you guys had children so I could kick them in the (expletive) head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day."

Here's another:

"There's no one perfect. We're always gonna do that. Jimmy Swaggart is lascivious, Mike Tyson is lascivious -- but we're not criminally, at least I'm not, criminally lascivious. You know what I mean. I may like to fornicate more than other people -- it's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get (oral sex) without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail?"

What disturbs me the most is that he honestly doesn't believe he's done anything really wrong - not the rapes, not the amazing out of the ring violence, not a single thing. That his "handlers", led by notable criminal Don King have done nothing whatever to abate his behavior is perhaps the most criminal thing of all.

I truly hope this horrible spectacle gets absolutely no viewers, but I doubt it very much.
 
Whoa

He was actually able to say lascivious and get it all out?

And its gotta suck to wake up every morning to the feeling of someone stepping on your nuts. Owww, the poor guy!
 
If you don't talk nice about Mike he will eat your children!! Praise Allah! :)
 
that man is ludicrous and he wears his dementia well.

Was it all the shots to the head, or has he always been this way?
 
JazzManJim said:
Yep, your favorite would-be cannibal and Heavyweight Maniac Mike Tyson was interviewed by several folks for ESPN's Sunday Conversation (aired on SportCenter Sunday nights).

The man is completely sociopathic, as far as I can tell.

Here's one of his priceless quotes:

"Sometimes you guys [the reporters] have no pride, so no matter what I say, you guys ... it doesn't affect you because you don't care about nothing but money. So every now and then I kick your (expletive) ass and stomp on you and put some kind of pain and inflict some of the pain on you because you deserve to feel the pain that I feel.

"I wish that you guys had children so I could kick them in the (expletive) head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day."

Here's another:

"There's no one perfect. We're always gonna do that. Jimmy Swaggart is lascivious, Mike Tyson is lascivious -- but we're not criminally, at least I'm not, criminally lascivious. You know what I mean. I may like to fornicate more than other people -- it's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get (oral sex) without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail?"

What disturbs me the most is that he honestly doesn't believe he's done anything really wrong - not the rapes, not the amazing out of the ring violence, not a single thing. That his "handlers", led by notable criminal Don King have done nothing whatever to abate his behavior is perhaps the most criminal thing of all.

I truly hope this horrible spectacle gets absolutely no viewers, but I doubt it very much.


and people wonder why I dont claim he as family, shit my immediately family is a little off but they dont bite other people
 
Tyson is a lunatic. The sad thing is people pay to watch him. He is the worst example of sportsmanship.

He should get a job at the Zoo. Maybe a Tiger can rip his testicles off and he wouldn't wake up with that so called pain he feels everyday.

:)
 
JazzManJim said:
Yep, your favorite would-be cannibal and Heavyweight Maniac Mike Tyson was interviewed by several folks for ESPN's Sunday Conversation (aired on SportCenter Sunday nights).

The man is completely sociopathic, as far as I can tell.
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What disturbs me the most is that he honestly doesn't believe he's done anything really wrong - not the rapes, not the amazing out of the ring violence, not a single thing. That his "handlers", led by notable criminal Don King have done nothing whatever to abate his behavior is perhaps the most criminal thing of all.

I truly hope this horrible spectacle gets absolutely no viewers, but I doubt it very much.

I agree with you Jim that the people around him are just as guilty for promoting him, and allowing him to display himself this way. Tyson is a sad example of what other's will "ignore" (like his sickness!) just for the sake of the almighty dollar.

Very sad reflection to keep pushing him this way. He should be getting help, and it is very scary that he displays no guilt at all. Tyson is either a cold-hearted criminal or a punch-drunk sad soul, depending on people that keep using him.
 
I think that the sad thing about it is that nobody will do anything to stop him, because he draws in huge TV ratings, and attendance at his "fights". Because of this he will be used more as a money tool from the people tuning in to see his next antic or his next embarrassing statements.

Money talks, and as long as he still draws people in to watch him, I don't believe anybody will do anything to change him.
 
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