That time of the month

[wishfulthinking]

Always known for cramps, aches, bitchiness and general blahness. Then why do women (or is it just me) feel extremely horny( for want of a better word)?

 

[CharleyH]

Hm. Personally, I feel murderous and particularly picky about how I am touched for the first bit. I prefer a lower back massage for three days - then I get 'horny'. LOL

(I'm not too demanding, huh?)

 

[Goldie Munro]

Hm. Personally, I feel murderous and particularly picky about how I am touched for the first bit. I prefer a lower back massage for three days - then I get 'horny'. LOL

(I'm not too demanding, huh?)

Not demanding at all! I'm exactly the same tho - I need a couple of days to recover!

 

[oggbashan]

I'm grateful that my wife is past that experience.

She didn't enjoy it. Neither did I. All the tact and diplomacy in the world couldn't stop her feeling dire.

Og

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'm one of the lucky ones, I guess. I don't suffer most of the usual symptoms, but I do happen to share the horny one with you, Wishful.



I don't know why the hunger comes at that time, but I just did a bunch of searching, so I'll just wait for Mindy to get here tonight and google it.



~lucky

 

[scheherazade_79]

My favourite time of the month is the week before. It's when I'm at my most productive. All of a sudden I turn into a super-efficient person and actually feel like I want to clear all my paper work and give the house a spring clean. It's also very useful for assertiveness and making sure that people don't walk all over you

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Yesterday, while guided by PMS, I had a major meltdown because my bf tracked mud all over the freshly shampooed carpet. I had been trying to keep it clean until the holidays.

An hour later, I was trying to wake him up to have sex with me. Yes, it's a rollercoaster ride. Lol. I was denied and had to drown my sorrows with some cookies.

 

[Just-Legal]

The time of the month for me is sheer HELL.

If childbirth is worse consider me childless. I'm in total agony for two days and the rest of the time I'm sore and achy, and god forbid he even lays a FINGER on me (except back and tummy rubs).

The week before I'm a hormonal bitch from hell, severe mood swings, now couple that with my depression and I pretty much hate being female two weeks out of four. Ish, regularity never was one of my strong points.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Yesterday, while guided by PMS, I had a major meltdown because my bf tracked mud all over the freshly shampooed carpet. I had been trying to keep it clean until the holidays.

An hour later, I was trying to wake him up to have sex with me. Yes, it's a rollercoaster ride. Lol. I was denied and had to drown my sorrows with some cookies.

My heart goes out to you Miss Scarlet. Last time I had an outburst like that, it turned into a full-scale Jerry Springer style shouting match in the street with a 70 year old man who'd taken it on himself to graffiti my car in permanent marker. It was very exciting in a vulgar kind of way. Unfortunately, I didn't have cookies or sex to fall back on afterwards

 

[impressive]

Yup, yup, yup. Major horniness beginning around day 3 and lasting until a few days after ovulation. Then, I have my domesticity time -- nesting, I guess.

 

[Sabledrake]

I had been on the Depo injections for a few years, and quit getting the shots this spring after my hubby's vasectomy. I've finally begun my cycle again. Bleah. Not fun.

Sabledrake

 

[CharleyH]

Yup, yup, yup. Major horniness beginning around day 3 and lasting until a few days after ovulation. Then, I have my domesticity time -- nesting, I guess.

LOL - Nesting. Yes, your current photo tells me to STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM YOU during this nesting period. LOL

 

[impressive]

LOL - Nesting. Yes, your current photo tells me to STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM YOU during this nesting period. LOL

Just push food into the room with a stick -- and make sure I've plenty of fresh batteries. (The horniness never totally goes away, now does it?)

 

[Guest]

chips and chocolate please

oh.. and in a few days...im really going to want to get laid...
just a heads up.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

chips and chocolate please

oh.. and in a few days...im really going to want to get laid...
just a heads up.

Thanks for the warning...



~lucky

 

[English Lady]

I get hyper horny about a week before....then it wears down a bit and the first few days I'm not interested in sex...by the thrid I am completely and utterly gagging for it but I rarely get it*L* Hubby is just not so keen on "getting messy" I don't blame him. My periods are very heavy right now....anyway waiting for 3 or 4 days till I'm all clear makes that first fuck absolutely mind blowing.

I am a hormonal mess most of the itme though. I cry even easier during my period. I also get angry alot easier *L*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

My heart goes out to you Miss Scarlet. Last time I had an outburst like that, it turned into a full-scale Jerry Springer style shouting match in the street with a 70 year old man who'd taken it on himself to graffiti my car in permanent marker. It was very exciting in a vulgar kind of way. Unfortunately, I didn't have cookies or sex to fall back on afterwards

I forgot to mention the time I almost beat up a woman and her standard sized poodle when she cut me off in traffic three times within a distance of four city blocks. If you want to cut me off in traffic, don't be driving a convertible, that's just going to give me access to yank you out of the car and beat your ever lovin' ass. Her poodle sneered at me, so when I got to the stop light and was sitting next to them, I went crazy yelling. Oh yeah, I need that PMS Prozac they have now.

 

[Guest]

I'm fucking due on next week, anyone wanna make an issue of it???


Lou















P.S.

 

[U4ea]

*laughs* I was so hoping my hormones weren't totally off base with that!

The day before and the first day of...stay out of my way. By the second day, if I don't get any I get cranky. Lucky me, my husband doesn't mind doin' it in the shower for a few days. *smiles*

The next really horny time is about halfway between the end of my period and the beginning of the next one. For a week, the hormones are just crazy and by the end of it, hubby is nearly hiding from me. LOL Poor thing...

 

[fifty5]

And this is a survival trait?

All you ladies - and the other however many billion - have my deepest sympathy, gentle cuddles and strokes when- and where-ever you need 'em.

(roses all round)

Eff

 

[Shock Chick]

I'm fucking due on next week, anyone wanna make an issue of it???

Yes.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

And this is a survival trait?

All you ladies - and the other however many billion - have my deepest sympathy, gentle cuddles and strokes when- and where-ever you need 'em.

(roses all round)

Eff

Eff, you're the bestest.

 

[fifty5]

Eff, you're the bestest.

Well I try (when I remember).

I usually fail, but I do try to try...



Eff

 

[rgraham666]

All I know about that 'time of the month' is from my last relationship.

At the beginning of she kept track.

At the end of it, I did.

 

[fairysong]

I just had mine last week. I hate the first 2 days, cramps, migraines and just grumpiness. Then I get horny. Yes, hormones just seem to go every which way.

fairysong(Aine)

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