That Sinking Feeling

[Bob Peale]

Have you ever noticed that when a pillar-of-the-community-type is unmasked as a serial killer, everyone who knows him says, "We never would ave suspected!" but if he's discovered instead to be a molester or rapist, the same people will say, "There was always something a little weird about that guy..."

Then again, they say that about bank presidents and college deans too...

 

[Siren]

Hey Bobby Boy that wasnt nice to say about me

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Did you see the surfer in Florida who was pissed because they made him get out of the water because there was a school of 20 Sharks?

He said, "It's my life and I should be able to do what I please with it."

His father should have worn a rubber...

Or the other end of the spectrum; the surfer that is suing the lifeguard for not responding fast enough when he was being attacked by a shark. Yeah right - I am going to swim out there and beat off that nasty shark.

STG

 

[Bob Peale]

If I were him, I'd use the defense:

"I was just waiting until he was full"