That Should Be a T-Shirt

[UnquietDreams]

What would your warning label say?

I used to wear a "parental advisory: explicit content" label tee-shirt when those first came out. At a gig, someone challenged me on why, and I asked "well, don't we all have explicit content?"

 

[Chloe_Harper]

What would your warning label say?

Good question no idea

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Good question no idea

That’s a great tshirt!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Give me head until I’m dead

 

[AlwaysDancing]

An HR Department in the Brat House is like having a paladin in a thieve’s guild.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I Don’t Need Help With Confuzzlement.

 

[Tessinwales]

When I'm good I'm very good .... When I suck, I'm fantastic!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

An HR Department in the Brat House is like having a paladin in a thieve’s guild.

I dunno what kinda HR you have there, but the HR I've dealt with has had a certain brattiness about it!

 

[Sammysub07]

Oh You need spankings.
Lots of spankings.
Fuck!

@MischiefMakerAlways
I might rethink this post when he’s not at work

 

[AlwaysDancing]

@Chloe_Harper

Go, Team Tight-Butt!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

@Chloe_Harper

Go, Team Tight-Butt!

Oh man all the questions this one would come with

NMK. They just don't get me that excited.

You clearly haven't found the right warning label

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Whiny Fucking Cunts Rule the World

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Lighting Feline Farts Leads To
CAT ASS TROPHY

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Tool Use

 

[cactusjack0584]

I’m tired.

want to sleep with me?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Bubbles make everything better…

@dawn_of_night

 

[Fiestykitten]

"that's okay, it's nothing you can fix. we are all a bit mad here"

Credit: @vagrantx

 

[Japansurfer]

‘Don’t mind me I’m a tool for your pleasure’

 

[vagrantx]

Credit: @vagrantx

As much as I'd love to take credit for that, it's from Alice in Wonderland

https://i.etsystatic.com/22717049/r/il/9208b8/2863176019/il_fullxfull.2863176019_5u9o.jpg

This is an awesome thread though! I actually did make a little jingle about chainsaws that @aussiegeekygal actually printed on a t-shirt!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I sure did

 

[cactusjack0584]

Yes in fact I do have a queen bed….

…want to cum come see it?

 

[Mrtenant]

Cheeto Bandido
The High Plains Grifter

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Go the fuck home, Lucifer.

 

[FreckledSprite]

 

[Chloe_Harper]

The human brain is a weird, sometimes wonderful, total fucking mess

@UnquietDreams