That Should Be a T-Shirt

[angelofthenorth]

Stupid people are like glow sticks
I wanna snap em and shake the shit outta em
till the light comes on

 

[angelofthenorth]

Controlling my mouth is the easy part,
It's the subtitles on my face that's the problem!

 

[angelofthenorth]

Today is slap an idiot day
I'm gonna be busy!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

"He's not really a character. He's more of a special effect."

can you imagine a wife walking around with this shirt on while out with her husband

Omg @UnquietDreams not even what this was in context of, but it was too perfect not to have here

 

[CarlyAnn]

 

[angelofthenorth]

The seven Dwarves of Menopause
Itchy, bitchy, Sweaty,Sleepy,Bloated,Forgetful & Psycho

 

[CarlyAnn]

 

[angelofthenorth]

Midfuck Crisis
That moment mid-task, mid-convo, or mid-life, when you realise, you don't want to do this shit anymore

 

[CarlyAnn]

 

[BDA73]

Im young dumb and full of cum

 

[kathyisgr65]

yes size matters..but skills is whats up
(pun intented)

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Okay, I've had a few conversations with a handful of Litsters where something was said and our immediate reaction was "that should be a t-shirt"

So, tell me something another Litster has said (tag em too!) that you think would make a great t-shirt! Context not required and, in fact, is usually funnier without!

**please follow forum rules and also be nice to people

I am loving that y'all are filling this up with some great t-shirt ideas
As a reminder, the intention is a tshirt based off something another Litster has said, tagging said Litster for the credit, and with no context is better

See the first few pages as examples, and keep having fun!

 

[angelofthenorth]

My patience is like a gift card,not sure how much is left, but we can give it a try

 

[angelofthenorth]

You don't have to drive me crazy
I can get there walking

 

[snexxer]

Yes, i am an asshole
But when I'm gone, you'll realise I was right.

 

[UnquietDreams]

"Don't drink anything that comes out of a trash can."

-- Chloe's Mom.

Wisdom for all times of life. Thank you, @Chloe_Harper.

 

[angelofthenorth]

I don't pretend to be something I'm not......
.... I know I'm crazy .. I own that shit

 

[angelofthenorth]

I am sweet, lovable, kind and innocent......if yer gonna laugh yer can fuck off

 

[angelofthenorth]

Some people will love you as long as you fit in their box...
Don't be afraid to shove that box up their arse

 

[snexxer]

Some people will love you as long as you fit in their box...
Don't be afraid to shove that box up their arse

I've just said to my best friend.

Im ok. Wondering if I can fit a 30 x 40 x 20cm box, up my neighbour's arse.

 

[angelofthenorth]

I hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they close their eyes,
It takes me 4 hours, 7 pillow flips, 11 different sleeping positions, and 3 trips to the bathroom

 

[wwot40]

When a jackass finally flies, you don’t yell at him when he doesn’t stay up very long

 

[snexxer]

I hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they close their eyes,
It takes me 4 hours, 7 pillow flips, 11 different sleeping positions, and 3 trips to the bathroom

But.
You said you loved me.
I can fall asleep anywhere. Within seconds usually. Hot/cold, hard or soft surface. I even once slept in a tree.

 

[angelofthenorth]

But.
You said you loved me.
I can fall asleep anywhere. Within seconds usually. Hot/cold, hard or soft surface. I even once slept in a tree.

I wasn't talking about you

 

[angelofthenorth]

After you turn 50 years old, you can't recognise letters up close, but, you can recognise idiots from far away