That danged Red H

[onehitwanda]

Am I an incel if chastity is my kink?

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Am I an incel if chastity is my kink?

That makes you a voluntary involuntary celibate?

 

[onehitwanda]

That makes you a voluntary involuntary celibate?

am i celibate if I celebrate it with candles and hot baths and a very diligent magic wand?

These are important questions to answer!

 

[WCSGarland]

I suppose married men with ED are technically incels as well.

 

[WCSGarland]

am i celibate if I celebrate it with candles and hot baths and a very diligent magic wand?

These are important questions to answer!

I would say not.

 

[jaF0]

What if you just hate people in general and don't want to be within sight of any?

 

[WCSGarland]

What if you just hate people in general and don't want to be within a 100' of any?

that's not involuntary

 

[AwkwardlySet]

am i celibate if I celebrate it with candles and hot baths and a very diligent magic wand?

These are important questions to answer!

That magic wand better not be too diligent, otherwise, it's not chastity, dammit!

Hot baths are fine though. Candles too... just mind the, err, shape...

 

[onehitwanda]

That magic wand better not be too diligent, otherwise, it's not chastity, dammit!

Hot baths are fine though. Candles too... just mind the, err, shape...

flared base, hun.

Oh dear, I'm channeling Emily.

 

[VerbalAbuse]

That's amateur stuff.
I meant a proper 5* bartering thread, with clearly listed prices for votes depending on category, top list position, etc. Hell, some superlative comment bartering should work just as well. The price would be higher for a non-anonymous comment, for example. And then you even get to link that same comment in the boasting thread.

I can already see the saliva dripping...

Others beat you to that. There exist click farms. Hundreds, nay, thousands of devices connected to the internet, logged on each on each own account. Gina is again leading the industry. It's an open market, with quotes readily available. Ask them for the lit rating you fancy, and they'll make you a price.

 

[VerbalAbuse]

some superlative comment

... and with AI, we can generate pertinent raving comments, without bothering to read one paragraph of the story.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

flared base, hun.

Oh dear, I'm channeling Emily.

Emily, eh? The imaginary nonimaginary little nerd?

 

[gunhilltrain]

...why didn't anyone quote the first post?

This is something that looked like a lot of fun. I have FOMO now.

It's gone. Except he (?) left his two later replies.

 

[gunhilltrain]

And now we know the Incels who hang out here!

Having access to sex doesn't make one a better person. It's an extreme example, but Stalin was quite popular with the ladies. I guess if he needed to, he could always dump them into the Gulags.

 

[onehitwanda]

Having access to sex doesn't make one a better person. It's an extreme example, but Stalin was quite popular with the ladies. I guess if he needed to, he could always dump them into the Gulags.

shh, don't perturb their worldview.

 

[CyranoJ]

Threads like this are like happening across the traces of an ancient Mesopotamian battlefield whose warriors are long dead but whose motives still fascinate.

So, was the OP threatening revenge on those who were obstructing their red H's, or something? How's the five-star marketplace working out? I'm intrigued.

 

[Trionyx]

am i celibate if I celebrate it with candles and hot baths and a very diligent magic wand?

The use of a magic wand while enjoying a hot bath should be discouraged

 

[StillStunned]

The use of a magic wand while enjoying a hot bath should be discouraged

Those damned machines taking people's jobs!

 

[jaF0]

The use of a magic wand while enjoying a hot bath should be discouraged

Could be a shocking experience.

 

[onehitwanda]

Could be a shocking experience.

I personally find it enlightening...

if the candle is lit.

 

[SimonDoom]

That makes you a voluntary involuntary celibate?

I think it makes you a vocel, not an incel.

Probably a conversation best had after several drinks.

 

[StillStunned]

Am I the only one wondering how incels entered this conversation?

 

[WCSGarland]

Am I the only one wondering how incels entered this conversation?

I saw the whole thing pretty much real time, so I'm not wondering about that, but there are other things I'm wondering about. Such as, if an incel masturbates, doesn't that mean they are no longer an incel?

 

[StillStunned]

I saw the whole thing pretty much real time, so I'm not wondering about that, but there are other things I'm wondering about. Such as, if an incel masturbates, doesn't that mean they are no longer an incel?

That doesn't answer my question, though, does it? One moment the OP is complaining that their story is stuck on 4.49, the next they're making statements about who the incels of the AH are.

I infer that their score went down after they drew attention to it, but how does that relate to incels? Or is "incel" supposed to be interpreted as a general insult? Or more specifically, someone who read the OP's story and decided that it didn't rate 5 stars?

 

[WCSGarland]

That doesn't answer my question, though, does it? One moment the OP is complaining that their story is stuck on 4.49, the next they're making statements about who the incels of the AH are.

I infer that their score went down after they drew attention to it, but how does that relate to incels? Or is "incel" supposed to be interpreted as a general insult? Or more specifically, someone who read the OP's story and decided that it didn't rate 5 stars?

So... we need a whole other thread to determine what an incel actually is or is in reference to?