That Bitch

[CelestialBody]

 

[lilminx]

CATFIGHT!!!!!

 

[Purple Haze]

I wanna ref!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Twenty bucks on CB.

Mischka's got the experience and the power behind her, but I think CB's got the speed, agility, and more mudslinging know how.

 

[Renegade]

CB

Atleast you get mentioned in some lists. Now I wanna see a dirty fight, and you two better kiss and make up at the end. Or atleast just kiss.

 

[MrBates]

Catfight?

*pops the popcorn*
*opens a cold beer*
*pulls up a chair*

ok....this should be good!!

 

[Mischka]

I see there's no reasoning with you, CB, seeing as how you're standing there all naked and slathered in mud. OK, fine, I'll resort to physical violence, but just this once. But may I remind you that you asked for it.


*slipping out of dress and heels*

 

[modest mouse]

minx's boobs celebrate their newfound avatar status. The glowsticks are comical without explanation


(sorry for the unintentional hijack Celestial, hate to interrupt a good rant)

 

[SweetCherry]

*opening concession stand to sell beer, soda and popcorn*

Looks like a quick and easy way to raise some cash.

 

[lilminx]

minx's boobs celebrate their newfound avatar status. The glowsticks are comical without explanation


(sorry for the unintentional hijack Celestial, hate to interrupt a good rant)

LMAO!!! Yeah, they are pretty funny, but I kind of like them there...

 

[Mischka]

*standing with hands on hips*

What? No one is rooting for me? I'm wounded, I tell you. Simply wounded.

*stepping into the ring*

OK, CB, let's make this quick. I'm, what, a foot taller than you? How about I just sit on you?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[*bratcat*]

notttttttt...

 

[Mischka]

How could you reach all the way to the top of my head, shorty? And I'm a devotee of Magic, so you didn't grab any other hair. I think that mud got in your eyes.

*grabbing CB's arms and flinging her to the ground* Now stay, little girl.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Mischka]

Were those "punches" supposed to hurt? And you shouldn't leave those arms flailing at your sides like that. I grab your right arm and twist it painfully around your back, knee you in the kidney from the side, and then slam your head into the mud. Take a few gulps of that, sweetie.

Then I pick your dazed ass up, and deliver a few swift kicks to that dazzling, mud-caked smile of yours. Oops, did you need all of those teeth?

 

[Phoenyx]

nOT SO FAST. i HAVENT FINISHED SETTING UP THE CAMERAS FOR THE PPV AND THE JOPV.














Ok READY NOW

 

[Harbinger]

Quick, CB! Switch back the dollie with the extra arms!

(No offense, Mischka. I'm just trying to even out the height advantage.)

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Phoenyx]

Shit Missy, Everyone here knows Im a dancer. Slipping out of M's hands, I lock my ankle behind hers and yank hard. Dumb cunt. (I love that word!) A well aimed kick to her kidneys and she's curled up like a baby. One to her pussy and she's howling in pain. "Oh, did that hurt??? Try this." Whipping out the 12" Purple dildo I snitched from Deb, I ram it up the brainiac's ass, watching her writhe in agony. Aww...poor baby, here, this'll help. Delvering a full on kick to her jaw, M's head snaps back as she passes out.


Shit, that was nothin. Muff, who's next?

Dam that was badd ass...


Lookout she is getting up!!!

 

[Gilly Bean]

I wanna mud wrassle!

 

[CelestialBody]

Nah

 

[Phoenyx]

I wanna mud wrassle!

Let me change the camera...

 

[Phoenyx]

Re: Nah

the bitch is beat, in more ways than one. Now which one of you fine gentlemen would like to join me in the shower and which in bed?

Me and me!!

 

[Mischka]

Good grief. I leave for a while and come back as a bloody pulp. I think I'll go sit in the corner and lick my wounds now.