Thank you Reddi Whip

[Barb Dwyer]

Funny what you learn when you stay home and watch tv during the day. Those fabulous scientists have created a wonderful new product - a real, non-dairy, fake chocolate whipped cream! Now you can mix 2 of the finer things in life. Sex and whipping cream.

I have always wanted to come in chocolate!

 

[Problem Child]

*slurp*

 

[modest mouse]

Chocolate whip-its.

WoooHooooo!

 

[Problem Child]

whip it


crack that whip
give the past the slip
step on a crack
break your momma's back
when a problem comes along
you must whip it
before the cream sits out too long
you must whip it
when something's going wrong
you must whip it

now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good

when a good time turns around
you must whip it
you will never live it down
unless you whip it
no one gets away
until they whip it

i say whip it
whip it good
i say whip it
whip it good

crack that whip
give the past the slip
step on a crack
break your momma's back
when a problem comes along
you must whip it
before the cream sits out too long
you must whip it
when something's going wrong
you must whip it

now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good

 

[Cheyenne]

I bought this for Thanksgiving dinner for the kids. All the adults tried a spoonful just to taste it. It is REALLY chocolate flavored, maybe even a little too much! But the general concensus was that we liked it!

 

[TigerClaw]

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[Rubyfruit]

I think that I'll file that away with the green ketchup.

You know, fresh is so easy to make. Just some whipping cream, sugar and whatever else you want to throw in. I like real vanilla seeds. Whip into a frenzied fluff with a mixer. Yum.

Ruby

 

[Agent Intrigue]

not too fond of whip cream but ...

when offered on some yummy bods ill tongue dive right in and help clean up the messy body.

i did have a naked cool whip fight once. sticky sheets !!

And it wasnt just my sticky that time too.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

You know, fresh is so easy to make. Just some whipping cream, sugar and whatever else you want to throw in. I like real vanilla seeds. Whip into a frenzied fluff with a mixer. Yum.

Ruby

I agree with you Ruby. That canned stuff is not good... natural is much more tasty

 

[lovetoread]

Re: Now this is my post

Ok, where is the whipped cream orgy? romp romp pounce into a large batter of whipped cream. so what luscious female will take a plunge with me. Will it be you. Or will it be the one who does not want to start rumors! Or will it be someone new. Or how about jumping down from that Tree. Who will it be. Or will it be the mystery lady of the night????

Child is your harem not big enough?

As far as the new whipped cream goes I like it,I also like the new squeezable tubes they now come in. Okay they are new here where I am at least.

Oh and in my fridge I do have the green and purple ketchup.

 

[Summery]

I'm a big fan of whipped cream. They have chocolate now....I have to run out and try it for myself!

Btw- colored ketchup, sounds a little scary to me

 

[lovetoread]

Btw- colored ketchup, sounds a little scary to me

They look wierd but taste the same. My son loves it. Its just I cannot eat something that looks like that on my food.

 

[Summery]

They look wierd but taste the same. My son loves it. Its just I cannot eat something that looks like that on my food.

Lucky for me my son isn't old enough to request such things!

 

[LadyDarkFire]

I think that I'll file that away with the green ketchup.

You know, fresh is so easy to make. Just some whipping cream, sugar and whatever else you want to throw in. Ruby

Agreed. I like fresh better because I know what's in it, and if you really wanted chocolate flavored whipped cream, you could always add a little chocolate extract (I bought a bottle at a cooking store) instead of the usual vanilla extract, add the same amount of powdered sugar (gives it the sweet taste and the sheen that is so common). I usually do the whipping by hand with a wisk, just because it is more controllable and you can get the texture to the exact way you want it.

 

[juicylips]

Orgies & Chocolate

My two favorite words were listed in this thread, so I just HAD to post, of course.

I didn't know about the chocolate Reddi Whip, but I will be looking for it, that's for sure. Has to be tested and tried

Cassidy

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Re: Orgies & Chocolate

My two favorite words were listed in this thread, so I just HAD to post, of course.

I didn't know about the chocolate Reddi Whip, but I will be looking for it, that's for sure. Has to be tested and tried

Cassidy

Hmmm??? Sounds interesting?? Can I help with the testing? Can I bring a friend?? Sounds like fun to me.


kgboot

 

[Summery]

Re: Re: Orgies & Chocolate

Hmmm??? Sounds interesting?? Can I help with the testing? Can I bring a friend?? Sounds like fun to me.


kgboot

And what friend are you referring to Kgboot?

 

[Mr. Bootie]

My friend is none other than you SummerRose.

Hmmm?? Shall we test the whipped cream on ourselves before we try sharing with others?? Hmmmmm???




kgboot

 

[Dillinger]

Sinfully delicious!!!

Now if they will only come out with a coffee flavored "whipped" cream... with the cafeine... sex and coffee! OH YEAH!