Tffa&c!!

[Guest]

Hey sweets, Happy or evil, I still love ya.

bitch.

Btw (11)

slag

Btw (1)

 

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slag

Btw (1)

trollop

 

[Guest]

trollop

Crotch sniffer

 

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Crotch sniffer

Knickerlicker

 

[Guest]

Knickerlicker

Insole eater

 

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Insole eater

You're such a child....that's why we get along so well.
Having a block are we?

Cockcruncher.

 

[Guest]

You're such a child....that's why we get along so well.
Having a block are we?

Cockcruncher.

31 chronologically, 7 mentally, 18 emotionally.

A block? More like a great big brick wall. Oh, that and a new garden shed.

Pussysucker.

 

[cloudy]

'ello, sluts!

How are we today?

 

[Guest]

'ello, sluts!

How are we today?

Hey slapper!

I'm doing very well, ta! You?

 

[cloudy]

Hey slapper!

I'm doing very well, ta! You?

I'm being very, very lazy today. I've spent the last two pretending I was a live-in maid, so today is my day off.

But, no bon-bons.

 

[Guest]

I'm being very, very lazy today. I've spent the last two pretending I was a live-in maid, so today is my day off.

But, no bon-bons.

I know that feeling! I spend the weekend putting up a shed in my garden with my Dad, and still doing finishing touches today. I'm knackered, but well worth it!

Bon bons? What's that all about?

I'd give you a tip, babe.

 

[cloudy]

I know that feeling! I spend the weekend putting up a shed in my garden with my Dad, and still doing finishing touches today. I'm knackered, but well worth it!

Bon bons? What's that all about?

I'd give you a tip, babe.

Bon-bons are those pricey chocolates that you get on Valentine's Day, if you're lucky. There's a myth here about stay-at-home-moms that do nothing but eat bon-bons and watch soap operas all day.

If you were here, I doubt we'd get much done.....you reckon?

 

[Guest]

Bon-bons are those pricey chocolates that you get on Valentine's Day, if you're lucky. There's a myth here about stay-at-home-moms that do nothing but eat bon-bons and watch soap operas all day.

If you were here, I doubt we'd get much done.....you reckon?

Ah, I get ya!

Chance would be a bloody fine thing. Then again, I can't stand soap operas!!!

Too right! We'd have other things on our mind.

 

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Filthy whores, I go away for a bit and you're sitting around eating bonbons and making out.

 

[Guest]

As if!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

As if!

You've always been jeallous of me.

 

[Guest]

You've always been jeallous of me.

Too bloody right!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Too bloody right!!!

Now show us your tits....LOL.

 

[Guest]

Now show us your tits....LOL.

*FLASH*




Oh, you missed it? Shame.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*FLASH*




Oh, you missed it? Shame.

It's wasn't a big loss.




feeling rather silly today, sorry. I'm procrastinating on something I need to do.

 

[Guest]

Bitch.

 

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Bitch.

I see you're busy too...LOL.
that story must be rolling along nicely.

 

[Guest]

I see you're busy too...LOL.
that story must be rolling along nicely.

Yeah, busy doing nothing.

Actually (now, don't faint), I'm in a real painting and decorating and cleaning mood. There must be something wrong with me...

 

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Yeah, busy doing nothing.

Actually (now, don't faint), I'm in a real painting and decorating and cleaning mood. There must be something wrong with me...

Did Jane Asher bite you in the ass????

 

[Guest]

Did Jane Asher bite you in the ass????

That's killed my libido. Cheers, love.

(What a scary thought!!!)