Tffa&c!!

[alyxen]

Works for me, babe!

I just saw this on another forum and thought you'd enjoy it, too.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can't accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those that I had to kill today because they really pissed me off.

Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As they may be connected to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow.

And help me to remember,
That when I am having a really bad day,
And it seems the whole world is trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell people to...
BITE ME!!!

That is hilarious! Thanks for sharing Tatelou!

had to edit a spelling error...nothing to see here!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That is hilarious! Thanks for sharing Tatelou!

had to edit a spelling error...nothing to see here!

Too late, I saw it.

 

[Guest]

I think Lou skipped town, I bet the bitch is having tea with the friggen Queen.

No, I was up in court, for the scuffle with her bodyguards.

 

[Guest]

That is hilarious! Thanks for sharing Tatelou!

had to edit a spelling error...nothing to see here!

My pleasure. Glad you liked!

Lou

P.S. What did he spell wrong, Abs?

 

[CharleyH]

Hi Lou I took a chance, lived on the edge and spent a day here while writing, and I can understand why you cant stand it anymore. Litsters are insane, particularly one's with big cigars.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, I was up in court, for the scuffle with her bodyguards.

Did you Plead insanity, cause I'll write a note saying it's true.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hi Lou I took a chance, lived on the edge and spent a day here while writing, and I can understand why you cant stand it anymore. Litsters are insane, particularly one's with big cigars.

I swear you live to torment me you horrid, odious snakecharmer.

 

[Guest]

Hi Lou I took a chance, lived on the edge and spent a day here while writing, and I can understand why you cant stand it anymore. Litsters are insane, particularly one's with big cigars.

You crazy bitch! I did warn you.

I hope she didn't threaten you with it.

 

[Guest]

Did you Plead insanity, cause I'll write a note saying it's true.

Yeah, I did and they believed me.

My sentence and punishment is to carry on posting here.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yeah, I did and they believed me.

My sentence and punishment is to carry on posting here.

So, in other words, you got a no-life sentance.

 

[Guest]

So, in other words, you got a no-life sentance.

Hahaha! LOL! Yeah!

Then again, part of my RL is often here with me.

I have just gotta say this, though... I see you and her, oh and her, as real friends as much as any of the friends I see in my day to day life.

Oh wait, I don't have any friends in my "RL".

 

[CharleyH]

Hahaha! LOL! Yeah!

Then again, part of my RL is often here with me.

I have just gotta say this, though... I see you and her, oh and her, as real friends as much as any of the friends I see in my day to day life.

Oh wait, I don't have any friends in my "RL".

My virtual life is so conservative, it almost makes me ill. My real life is weirder than any David Lynch film.

Abs wants to be in my book. For some reason she said she wanted to be quoted as yelling "Weeeeeee"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hahaha! LOL! Yeah!

Then again, part of my RL is often here with me.

I have just gotta say this, though... I see you and her, oh and her, as real friends as much as any of the friends I see in my day to day life.

Oh wait, I don't have any friends in my "RL".

Aw, I feel the same way and I hate to admit It, I consider her and her friends too...lol.

I'm closer to you in many ways than I am to some of my "RL" friends, oh wait, that's because we are sisters!

 

[Guest]

My virtual life is so conservative, it almost makes me ill. My real life is weirder than any David Lynch film.

Abs wants to be in my book. For some reason she said she wanted to be quoted as yelling "Weeeeeee"

LOL!

Mine fluctuates.

Why doesn't that surprise me about Abs?

 

[Guest]

Aw, I feel the same way and I hate to admit It, I consider her and her friends too...lol.

I'm closer to you in many ways than I am to some of my "RL" friends, oh wait, that's because we are sisters!

Yep, twisted sisters.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL!

Mine fluctuates.

Why doesn't that surprise me about Abs?

Lou, how can I put this, our life is a merry skip through a meadow, like willie wonka....hers' is like if tarantino fucked tim burton and their love child made a movie....it would be her life.

 

[Guest]

Lou, how can I put this, our life is a merry skip through a meadow, like willie wonka....hers' is like if tarantino fucked tim burton and their love child made a movie....it would be her life.

I wanna read her memoirs.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I wanna read her memoirs.

We are talking volumes here and that's just the high school years.

 

[CharleyH]

well, no one gets killed - yet

 

[ABSTRUSE]

well, no one gets killed - yet

Damn, that makes me nervous, I have vicitm written all over me. Can you make me one inch taller and a lot thinner in the book?

 

[CharleyH]

Damn, that makes me nervous, I have vicitm written all over me. Can you make me one inch taller and a lot thinner in the book?

Why? You planning to have Lara Flynn Boyle play your part?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Why? You planning to have Lara Flynn Boyle play your part?

LOL...I said thinner, not emaciated. Hmmm, I wonder who could be me?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey Lou.

Hey Charley.

How's the sisterhood today? Evil I hope.

 

[Guest]

Hey Lou.

Hey Charley.

How's the sisterhood today? Evil I hope.

Hey Abs!

No, I'm not in an evil mood - haven't been for a while - calm and happy is more like it.

What a let down I am, eh?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey Abs!

No, I'm not in an evil mood - haven't been for a while - calm and happy is more like it.

What a let down I am, eh?

Hey sweets, Happy or evil, I still love ya.

bitch.

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