Tffa&c!!

[ABSTRUSE]

Hi Babe!

Awww, it's nice to be missed.

London was great, thanks! Bloody hot and knackering, but great. The girls really enjoyed themselves and it was very nice to get away for a bit.

How are you doing?

Lou

Glad to hear it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Btw, Lou, how's your story coming?

 

[CharleyH]

I am finished Yes, I finished a long, long, long time ago

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I am finished Yes, I finished a long, long, long time ago

I forgot to tell you to Kiss my Ass today, didn't I?

 

[Guest]

Btw, Lou, how's your story coming?

It's not.

Yes, I am lame.

Yes, I have been spending too much time having fun.

Fun is not allowed.

 

[Guest]

I am finished Yes, I finished a long, long, long time ago

Gloating suits you. Odd that.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It's not.

Yes, I am lame.

Yes, I have been spending too much time having fun.

Fun is not allowed.

I have to send you what I have so far, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

 

[CharleyH]

I forgot to tell you to Kiss my Ass today, didn't I?

Moi? kiss your ass. ROFL

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Moi? kiss your ass. ROFL

I'll give you a dollar.

 

[Guest]

I have to send you what I have so far, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Cool! Can't wait! I haven't been pleasantly surprised for about three days.

 

[CharleyH]

I'll give you a dollar.

Oh, maybe for a pack of smokes, but you'll have to stand on a chair, I wont get my knees dirty

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, maybe for a pack of smokes, but you'll have to stand on a chair, I wont get my knees dirty

That's a switch.

 

[Shock Chick]

That's a switch.

So is this.

 

[CharleyH]

So is this.

ROFL PURRFECT!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ROFL PURRFECT!

Eartha Kitt, you are not.

 

[Guest]

ROFL PURRFECT!

 

[cloudy]

Eartha Kitt, you are not.

It's supposed to be: Purrrrrrr-fect!

 

[CharleyH]

Eartha Kitt, you are not.

I never claimed to be lol - I can only roll my tongue over a clit Cloudy did a good impression though

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I never claimed to be lol - I can only roll my tongue over a clit Cloudy did a good impression though

So says you.


left you a mess on IM.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It's supposed to be: Purrrrrrr-fect!

that's right baby, you teach the amateur.

 

[Guest]

Goodnight, you deranged hags.

Thanks for helping me purge my demons.

I love all three of you more than my best bra and knickers.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Goodnight, you deranged hags.

Thanks for helping me purge my demons.

I love all three of you more than my best bra and knickers.

Lou

Good night to you, horrid crone.
Fresh dreams to you.

Demon purging is free of charge.

I love you more than my wooden leg and glass eye.

 

[Guest]

You stole that glass eye off me, bitch.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You stole that glass eye off me, bitch.

I did it when you weren't looking.

 

[Guest]

I did it when you weren't looking.

Hahahahaaaaaaaa!!!

Yeah, I had my good eye closed.