Tffa&c!!

[Guest]

I have very light eyebrows, so now I use a magic marker.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

What an image I now have.

 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

What an image I now have.

I'll send a recent one, I blacked out my teeth too.

 

[Guest]

I'll send a recent one, I blacked out my teeth too.

I must remember to not have a mouthful of drink when I read one of your posts. You'd've thought I'd've learnt by now.

 

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I must remember to not have a mouthful of drink when I read one of your posts. You'd've thought I'd've learnt by now.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA.

 

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Eye Witness Report:

Billy Bob Whathefuk has reported seeing something run across the road in front of his car late last nite. According to the witness it was a female creature, walking upright and having only one large breast.

"Yea, it scared the s**t out of me. I ain't never seed nuthin like it a for. It had one big t*t, right here, only one! It looked at me and started yammerin in some weird language. Sounded like it was sayin, 'gangbang' over an over. I went for my gun, but it ran into the woods. I hightailed it outta there."

Police searched the area where Mr. Whathefuk saw the creature but found nothing.

It was the third sighting this month in Poontang county.

 

[Guest]

Eye Witness Report:

Billy Bob Whathefuk has reported seeing something run across the road in front of his car late last nite. According to the witness it was a female creature, walking upright and having only one large breast.

"Yea, it scared the s**t out of me. I ain't never seed nuthin like it a for. It had one big t*t, right here, only one! It looked at me and started yammerin in some weird language. Sounded like it was sayin, 'gangbang' over an over. I went for my gun, but it ran into the woods. I hightailed it outta there."

Police searched the area where Mr. Whathefuk saw the creature but found nothing.

It was the third sighting this month in Poontang county.

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Hey Arachnia,

What's the status on this troll story, your writing it as horror? Jeanne and Og seem to have it under control, wasn't Colly doing one too?

 

[Guest]

Yes, you pansy, mine's a straight erotic horror. Not sure about Colly, but I know Cloudy's doing one.

Jeanne and Og are just too good.

Lou

 

[CharleyH]

Hello

 

[Guest]

Hello

Ah, sanity, at last! Now here's someone I can't imagine being a wuss and scared of spiders, unlike some.

 

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Hello

I thought I heard the crypt opening.
Hello C.

ps...Lou, I'm a candyass not a pansy, filthy bug lover.

 

[oggbashan]

Hey Arachnia,

What's the status on this troll story, your writing it as horror? Jeanne and Og seem to have it under control, wasn't Colly doing one too?

Neither Jeanne's nor mine are horror. Jeanne's is humor/satire. Mine already posted as Tripletit - see sig - is Sci Fi/Fantasy.

Og.

The spider is still in the keyboard.

 

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Neither Jeanne's nor mine are horror. Jeanne's is humor/satire. Mine already posted as Tripletit - see sig - is Sci Fi/Fantasy.

Og.

The spider is still in the keyboard.

I'm holding off on reading tripletit, I want to read them all together. Jeanne posted part of hers, did she not?

Get rid of that keyboard or take it to Lou's house.

 

[oggbashan]

I'm holding off on reading tripletit, I want to read them all together. Jeanne posted part of hers, did she not?

Get rid of that keyboard or take it to Lou's house.

Jeanne posted the first few lines (of several pages) on the challenge thread.

Lou's not getting my spider. It is one of the local residents and wouldn't appreciate a hundred mile drive.

Og

 

[CharleyH]

You're right. I do not have arachnaphobia. I am not afraid of anything as long as it has eyes. I don't trust things without eyes, and since maggots just appear to be little pieces of rice that move, they have a big ick factor. Hence my aversion to killing flies.

Just got some photos from someone I kind of saw She's looking mighty fine I may have to plug in my phone. LOL

 

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You're right. I do not have arachnaphobia. I am not afraid of anything as long as it has eyes. I don't trust things without eyes, and since maggots just appear to be little pieces of rice that move, they have a big ick factor. Hence my aversion to killing flies.

Just got some photos from someone I kind of saw She's looking mighty fine I may have to plug in my phone. LOL

Cool, now I can crank call you !!!

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

Unatit (with Fag-Ash Lil) is still pending.

Jeanne

 

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Unatit (with Fag-Ash Lil) is still pending.

Jeanne

Thank you Jeanne, love the new AV.

 

[CharleyH]

Unatit (with Fag-Ash Lil) is still pending.

Jeanne

LOL - didn't you just submit it?

Fag-Ash Lil - LOVE IT!!!

 

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Fag-Ash Lil - LOVE IT!!!

Shall we call you that from now on?

 

[CharleyH]

LOL - I think it's copyrighted.

 

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LOL - I think it's copyrighted.

I'll think of something, don't worry.

How far are you with yours?

 

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Okay peeps, how long are your stories? I hope I can make the Friday deadline. I was doing good and then it stopped again.

any body know what a coroner's report looks like?

 

[oggbashan]

Jeanne might get into trouble with 'Fag-Ash Lil'.

Fag-Ash Lil is the local nickname for a real person (but with both breasts present and drooping).

Og

Tripletit, already posted, is 6,000 words. I think Jeanne's is about 4,000.