Tffa&c!!

[Guest]

I thought it was because of the skunks I've hidden.

I thought that was your arse.

 

[cloudy]

I thought that was your arse.

the knickers from last years Knicker of the Month Club?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

PMSL!!!!!

bitch.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I thought that was your arse.

Woman, stop fantasizing about my arse!!!!

 

[cloudy]

bitch.

that's Itch-bay, thankyouverymuch.

 

[Guest]

the knickers from last years Knicker of the Month Club?

Heady stuff that!


Especially Abs' pair.

 

[Guest]

Woman, stop fantasizing about my arse!!!!

Don't need to fantasise, love, I can see it from here...

 

[cloudy]

Heady stuff that!


Especially Abs' pair.

I heard. Were those the ones following you around for a bit?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

This would warm my heart if I actually liked either of you.

 

[Guest]

I heard. Were those the ones following you around for a bit?

Yup, them's the fuckers. I had to get a priest to perform an exorcism to rid myself of them. The priest is still scarred, ended up in a padded cell, holding his knees and blubbing.

 

[cloudy]

This would warm my heart if I actually liked either of you.

or if you had a heart, even.

 

[cloudy]

Yup, them's the fuckers. I had to get a priest to perform an exorcism to rid myself of them. The priest is still scarred, ended up in a padded cell, holding his knees and blubbing.

is he puking pea soup too?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

or if you had a heart, even.

I have a picture of one now, I pinned it to my shirt.


Oh Lou, can you keep your mutts from crapping all over the yard please?

 

[Guest]

is he puking pea soup too?

Yep, and you guessed it... while his head spins round.

 

[Guest]

I have a picture of one now, I pinned it to my shirt.


Oh Lou, can you keep your mutts from crapping all over the yard please?

Never - they crap on command.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Never - they crap on command.

Your talents are wasted.

 

[Guest]

Your talents are wasted.

Yeah, that's obvious, or why else would I spend time "conversing" with you???

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yeah, that's obvious, or why else would I spend time "conversing" with you???

Because you have no real friends.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Fuck, I got one of those damn quills stuck in my shoe!!!!

 

[Guest]

Because you have no real friends.

Thanks for the reminder! I really must fuck off out of here again, away from you losers.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Thanks for the reminder! I really must fuck off out of here again, away from you losers.

Go ahead, run away and cry........girlie girl.

 

[cloudy]

Go ahead, run away and cry........girlie girl.

*snicker*

 

[Guest]

Go ahead, run away and cry........girlie girl.

Close, but no cigar...

NAUGHTY girlie girl.

 

[Guest]

I really must bugger off now!

Doggy training tonight, and I have tea to cook first.

Laters, bitches. Love you, but I'd never admit it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I really must bugger off now!

Doggy training tonight, and I have tea to cook first.

Laters, bitches. Love you, but I'd never admit it.

Ditto.


You cook tea?????