Tffa&c!!

[Guest]

I changed my mind, flaying would be kinder.

And a MUCH more enjoyable way for me to go!!!



(One request... ask Lew to do the actual flogging for you... I wanna go with a grimace on my face, and a throbbing in my cunt.)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

And a MUCH more enjoyable way for me to go!!!



(One request... ask Lew to do the actual flogging for you... I wanna go with a grimace on my face, and a throbbing in my cunt.)

How big is that gutter your mind lives in??

 

[Guest]

How big is that gutter your mind lives in??

HUUUUUGE!!!

Well, bigger than you mouth anyway, and that's one hell of a fucking big!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

HUUUUUGE!!!

Well, bigger than you mouth anyway, and that's one hell of a fucking big!

OMG, that is big, almost as big as your ass!!!!

 

[Guest]

OMG, that is big, almost as big as your ass!!!!

Well, this fat-ass has got things to do, so I'm buggering off for a bit!

And I suggest you do the same thing, cos I know you've got stuff to do, so bugger off and do it!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well, this fat-ass has got things to do, so I'm buggering off for a bit!

And I suggest you do the same thing, cos I know you've got stuff to do, so bugger off and do it!!!

Fuck yes. Okay. Leaving. Love you. ciao

 

[CharleyH]

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST - its' the wicked witch of the North and the West (fight out the who's who between yourselves - lol) and also, whose that? The holy ghost, MME Blue Balls! I can't believe this thread has been ressurected, and I'm sorry I missed all the fun at the Cum Lada Da, my twisted sisters.

 

[Guest]

HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST - its' the wicked witch of the North and the West (fight out the who's who between yourselves - lol) and also, whose that? The holy ghost, MME Blue Balls! I can't believe this thread has been ressurected, and I'm sorry I missed all the fun at the Cum Lada Da, my twisted sisters.

'Ello you.

Nice of you to drop by.

 

[CharleyH]

'Ello you.

Nice of you to drop by.

Apparently, like the pigeons I currently care for (I totally offed the squirrels BTW), I drop by like a lucky poop on your shoulder.

 

[Guest]

Apparently, like the pigeons I currently care for (I totally offed the squirrels BTW), I drop by like a lucky poop on your shoulder.

Pigeons are your thing now!? My god, woman, you really do like vermin, don't you???

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Pigeons are your thing now!? My god, woman, you really do like vermin, don't you???

Could have been worse. At least it's not seagulls. You should see what one of their 'lucky poops' can do to a wardrobe.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh great now the verminator is bringing in her collection of wild and crapping animals.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Something about the clause fragment "wild and crapping animals" just made me spray metric fucktons of hot chai through both nostrils.



....Great for tomorrow's Tosca duet rehearsal, I feel sure.

 

[matriarch]

Something about the clause fragment "wild and crapping animals" just made me spray metric fucktons of hot chai through both nostrils.



....Great for tomorrow's Tosca duet rehearsal, I feel sure.

*giggling hysterically*.........I have NO idea why that sounds as funny as it did at 4.30 in the morning. Perhaps its the lack of sleep.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Something about the clause fragment "wild and crapping animals" just made me spray metric fucktons of hot chai through both nostrils.



....Great for tomorrow's Tosca duet rehearsal, I feel sure.

Chai and Opera.......YES!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

The sisterhood is complete again.


Bitches. Can't stand them anyway.

 

[cloudy]

The sisterhood is complete again.


Bitches. Can't stand them anyway.

Admit it, you LOVE us.

C'mon, I know it burns, but you can handle it.

 

[Guest]

I just fucking knew this thread would get dragged up. I fucking knew it!!!

Cheers, love.





Let the bitching commence...

 

[cloudy]

so.....

when's the next episode of the Lou, Abs & Cloudy Show?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

so.....

when's the next episode of the Lou, Abs & Cloudy Show?

I'll check the listings.

Even the Squirrel Qween and the Opera diva were here.

 

[Guest]

I'll check the listings.

Even the Squirrel Qween and the Opera diva were here.

What a fucking odd lot we are.

A Squirrel Queen, A Twatty Redskin Redneck Squaw, an Opera Diva, a Twatti/sluttiprominata and a Surley-Bitch-Dark-Witch-type-thing.

No wonder everyone else stays the hell out of here.

 

[cloudy]

a Surley Bitch Dark Witch type thing.

PMSL!!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What a fucking odd lot we are.

A Squirrel Queen, A Twatty Redskin Redneck Squaw, an Opera Diva, a Twatti/sluttiprominata and a Surley-Bitch-Dark-Witch-type-thing.

No wonder everyone else stays the hell out of here.

I thought it was because of the skunks I've hidden.

 

[Guest]

PMSL!!!!!

*snicker*

Suits her, dontcha think?

 

[cloudy]

*snicker*

Suits her, dontcha think?

Quite.