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ABSTRUSE said:You have to give them little life jackets, stupid.
Unlanced boil.
I gave them snorkles, they're the stupid ones.
Asshole hair.
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ABSTRUSE said:You have to give them little life jackets, stupid.
Unlanced boil.
You need to make paper boats.Tatelou said:I gave them snorkles, they're the stupid ones.
Asshole hair.
ABSTRUSE said:You need to make paper boats.
Toe fungus.
Not if you use wax paper, dork.Tatelou said:They'd go soggy, silly.
Crunchy bogey.
ABSTRUSE said:Not if you use wax paper, dork.
Earwax licker.
Not if you glue them, ass munch.Tatelou said:But then they'd slide off, shit-for-brains.
Oh... YUM!
Chewing-gum-stuck-on-the-pavement-picker-upper-and-eater.
(I have to go cook in a mo, catchya later, ya crazy tart!)


We channeled you through our Ouija board.MlledeLaPlumeBleu said:It's alive!
Don't know what happened. I was minding my own business, and whoosh, here I am.
Back in the sorh0rity house.
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Now we know where crop circles come from.MlledeLaPlumeBleu said:*shrugs* Logical start.
I was just flying over Kansas on my broom, cursing some crops.
MlledeLaPlumeBleu said:It's alive!
Don't know what happened. I was minding my own business, and whoosh, here I am.
Back in the sorh0rity house.
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It will make your day...LOL.Aurora Black said:I think I'm going to give "Ole Onebreast" another read...![]()
don't read Lou's stuff, it sucks, she's really not that funny.Aurora Black said:Again!![]()
Aurora Black said:I think I'm going to give "Ole Onebreast" another read...![]()
I should have killed you off with the rock.Tatelou said:Bwahahahahaaaaaaa!!!
I'd forgotten about that piece of shit!
Abs did such a crap representation of me in it; I should have sued.![]()
ABSTRUSE said:don't read Lou's stuff, it sucks, she's really not that funny.
ABSTRUSE said:I should have killed you off with the rock.
ABSTRUSE said:don't read Lou's stuff, it sucks, she's really not that funny.
Tatelou said:Yeah, would have been much kinder than having the fucking thing on my back!!!

I'll put you in the second part of my thumb story and just shoot you.Tatelou said:Yeah, would have been much kinder than having the fucking thing on my back!!!
ABSTRUSE said:I'll put you in the second part of my thumb story and just shoot you.
Rora: her xmas was is a riot but don't tell her I complimented her.![]()
I changed my mind, flaying would be kinder.Tatelou said:Yeah, that'd be great. Thanks bunches.
Rora: Abs has an Elf fetish.