Tffa&c!!

[ABSTRUSE]

FUCK! It took me like an hour to find this god damn thread! (well side tracked) How will Mlle find her way home if it is on page 12? (she still owes us a FULL UNI-TIT).

Anyhow why the hell was I looking for this? Yes, recall. Abs

PROMO. I posted a poem that 2 people bombed. One (not anyone who bombed me), but no offence to Trent-Dutch, who did actually mention it in poetry reviews. But HOW does one not understand the simplicity of my poem? Hm? It is (semi- cuz I ain't) straight forward.

Needed to bitch. Go down forth and vote!!!

As for my story, yeah, well come on. It is hot in a starting vanilla way. It's meant to be a tease! Go read and weep bitches! Go forth on Abs lead


and thank you

I've missed you psycho bitch.

The poem rocks babe....as does the story

glad you found this thread, I tried the other day and got lost.
Miss my wenches.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

so the bitch drops a line and then doesn't come back....figures.

MlleLeLostinSpace....phone home!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey I'm the first of you bitches to post in the new format........feels nice.

 

[Guest]

I don't like it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I don't like it.

Cry to someone who cares.

 

[Guest]

Cry to someone who cares.

Oh, I am, don't worry about that, bitch. And he empathises. So

 

[NoJo]

Cry to someone who cares.

You're such a bitch. Can I be your friend?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You're such a bitch. Can I be your friend?

I thought you the male version of me???


Lou, I still love you even though you resist me.

 

[Guest]

Lou, I still love you even though you resist me.

Resist, repell: same thing.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Resist, repell: same thing.

God I've missed you.

 

[Guest]

God I've missed you.

So I'm a God now?

Nah, I do the worshipping.

(You, too, babe. )

 

[NoJo]

I thought you the male version of me???

Possibly. I'm 32 DD. My hobbies are sheep-shearing and camel racing. My favorite Simpsons character is Hans Moleman.

So tell me: Separated at birth, or what?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Possibly. I'm 32 DD. My hobbies are sheep-shearing and camel racing. My favorite Simpsons character is Hans Moleman.

So tell me: Separated at birth, or what?

I just got a shiver up my spine!!!

 

[Blackie Malone]

HA~!!!!

it lives again!!!!!

Muahaahahahahahahahaha

 

[china-doll]

HA~!!!!

it lives again!!!!!

Muahaahahahahahahahaha

Alive! It's alive! It's alive! In my best Gene Wilder voice.

 

[CharleyH]

Here I am trying to work, and you keep forcing procrastination on me!

 

[Guest]

HA~!!!!

it lives again!!!!!

Muahaahahahahahahahaha

Oh fuck.

 

[cloudy]

'ello, bitches...

btw...I love you all.

did I really just say that?

 

[Guest]

'ello, bitches...

btw...I love you all.

did I really just say that?

You're going soft in the head, love. Quick, call Charley a bitch!

 

[CharleyH]

You're going soft in the head, love. Quick, call Charley a bitch!

Oh, you are all soft!!! I just hope your boyfriend's aren't!

 

[Guest]

Oh, you are all soft!!! I just hope your boyfriend's aren't!

Hahaha!!! As if!!!

 

[CharleyH]

Hahaha!!! As if!!!

well, then, let's talk about Blackie's dildo's then . . . I saw a few of them on that thread. I think she got ripped off!

 

[cloudy]

Hahaha!!! As if!!!

What she said!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh look....a meeting of the Skags and Slags comittee.

 

[CharleyH]

Oh look....a meeting of the Skags and Slags comittee.

You and Blackie?