Tffa&c!!

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Dear Abs,

Fuck off.

Sincerely,
Charley

Dear Charley,

I love you too.

Abs

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Dear Lou,

our camera on the chopper has spotted what appears to be tree branches poking out of a window. Squirrel crews are at the location now trying to figure out what to do. More to come.

Abscam

 

[Guest]

Dear Lou,

our camera on the chopper has spotted what appears to be tree branches poking out of a window. Squirrel crews are at the location now trying to figure out what to do. More to come.

Abscam

Dear Abscam,

That is a very worrying development. I hope Dubya doesn't deem it necessary to go to orange alert.

Anxious,

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Dear Abscam,

That is a very worrying development. I hope Dubya doesn't deem it necessary to go to orange alert.

Anxious,

Lou

Dear Lou,

It seems as though secret service agents are assisting the squirrels at this time, however we can not get close to see as we were fired upon with acorns and macadamia nuts.

A woman did appear in the window earlier and gave us the finger.

Abscam.

 

[Guest]

Dear Lou,

It seems as though secret service agents are assisting the squirrels at this time, however we can not get close to see as we were fired upon with acorns and macadamia nuts.

A woman did appear in the window earlier and gave us the finger.

Abscam.

Dear Abscam,

Well, at least the big boys have gone in. Do you think they'd pay me a visit afterwards?

Have you got a water pistol in your chopper? I hear that works well.

She sounds like a woman not to be messed with. Go careful, ok?

Concerned,

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Dear Abscam,

Well, at least the big boys have gone in. Do you think they'd pay me a visit afterwards?

Have you got a water pistol in your chopper? I hear that works well.

She sounds like a woman not to be messed with. Go careful, ok?

Concerned,

Lou

Dear Lou,

Not to worry, I shook a can of Coke and threw it at them, they scattered.

We did get an artist's rendition of the woman, she was apparently trying to put lights on the tree.

Abscam

 

[Guest]

Dear Lou,

Not to worry, I shook a can of Coke and threw it at them, they scattered.

We did get an artist's rendition of the woman, she was apparently trying to put lights on the tree.

Abscam

Dear Abscam,

I am finding it increasingly difficult to type, because my hands are shaking so much through laughter.

I'm going to have to leave here for a while now, as my bladder is also suffering.

Keep me updated,

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Dear Abscam,

I am finding it increasingly difficult to type, because my hands are shaking so much through laughter.

I'm going to have to leave here for a while now, as my bladder is also suffering.

Keep me updated,

Lou

Dear Lou,

Not to worry. We had to land to refuel. I had to pee too.

Abscam
(whew)

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Darlings! Like that crappy siamese cat in The Incredible Journey, I've found my way home. Whoever left me at that highway rest stop better come clean or there'll be hell to pay.

This semester has kicked my ass. But, I have two more weeks to go and then a month off! YAy.

So I'll be around aaalll the time, and then you'll wish I wasn't...

>;.D

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Darlings! Like that crappy siamese cat in The Incredible Journey, I've found my way home. Whoever left me at that highway rest stop better come clean or there'll be hell to pay.

This semester has kicked my ass. But, I have two more weeks to go and then a month off! YAy.

So I'll be around aaalll the time, and then you'll wish I wasn't...

>;.D

Damn girl, we missed ya.

I wasn't driving so don't blame me.

Glad you're home, we got tired of picking on you when you weren't around.

 

[Guest]

Darlings! Like that crappy siamese cat in The Incredible Journey, I've found my way home. Whoever left me at that highway rest stop better come clean or there'll be hell to pay.

This semester has kicked my ass. But, I have two more weeks to go and then a month off! YAy.

So I'll be around aaalll the time, and then you'll wish I wasn't...

>;.D

Damn good to see you, Mlle!

Just don't read back through this thread. If you did, I'd worry for Abs and I kind of like having her around. Crazy fuck that she is.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

BREAKING NEWS!!

MlleLeLostandFound has been sighted traveling through the AH and showing up in this very thread. This is better than spotting Bigfoot and the Lochness monster.

Meanwhile back at the tree house there seems to be a lot of swear words and one bottle of Kaluha has been tossed out the window.
No sign of the mad woman at this time.

Back to your thread already in progress.

Abscam

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Lou, quick!! Swallow this thread before I get in trouble!

 

[Guest]

Lou, quick!! Swallow this thread before I get in trouble!

I've got a big mouth, but I don't think it's big enough for this job. Yer on yer own.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I've got a big mouth, but I don't think it's big enough for this job. Yer on yer own.

That's what I like about you, always by my side through thick or thin.

 

[Guest]

That's what I like about you, always by my side through thick or thin.

Yep, loyal 'til the bitter end, that's me. Then I'm running for the hills.

 

[CharleyH]

I dunno Lou, Lewd fits quite nicely in there Certainly, it would not be a stretch to swallow whatever Abs is dishing.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I dunno Lou, Lewd fits quite nicely in there Certainly, it would not be a stretch to swallow whatever Abs is dishing.

BAHAHHAHHAHAHAAAaaaaaa...Um...HEY!

 

[Guest]

I dunno Lou, Lewd fits quite nicely in there Certainly, it would not be a stretch to swallow whatever Abs is dishing.

Yup, that's why I said I've got a big mouth But, no, it ain't big enough to swallow the trail of evidence Abs has left.

 

[CharleyH]

Oh, and welcome back Mlle.

I am certainly glad I by-passed that particular rest stop!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yup, that's why I said I've got a big mouth But, no, it ain't big enough to swallow the trail of evidence Abs has left.

I'm good at disposing of bodies.

 

[Guest]

I'm good at disposing of bodies.

"A friend is someone who will help you move. A best friend is someone who will help you move... a body."

 

[ABSTRUSE]

"A friend is someone who will help you move. A best friend is someone who will help you move... a body."

Gosh you're swell.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm bored....amuse me.

 

[Guest]

I'm bored....amuse me.

*sticks finger up...



























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